What are your dreams like?

[Katiebee]

I wish my dreams were better. There is a lot of anxiety welling up in mine.

[vinney]

I usually dream just before I awake... sometimes the dreams are weird... usually are like mini films when the characters start off as one person and finish as another.

For the few waking seconds I can recall the essence of the dream but then, hey presto... its gone and forgotten forever.

On the rare occasion I have a dream of a sexual nature I usually wake with morning wood so to speak... then... oh well I guess you can guess...

[watcher1]

Vinney...only on the rare occasion?   

Although dreams can last anywhere from a few seconds to about 45 minutes, the vast majority of dreams last between 10-20 minutes. An average person has about 3-5 dreams a night, although some people have 7 dreams per night, and they last longer as sleep progresses.

According to the data above, my dreams last longer then the actual act. Arghhhh

[Jed_]

In my dreams, many times my speech impairment is non existent.
Last nights dream is one of those times.  Sort of, it transitioned to normal.

I was on stage playing my piano.   Dan, our girls, my father and sister were sitting there.   I was so happy to see my sister.   Suddenly there was a microphone there and I started to sing, and my voice was beautiful.  Everybody was standing and cheering, but I couldn't hear them.  When the song was over my sister came up to me and said she was so happy for me.  And when I spoke, my voice was gone again.  The look on her face from joy to sadness.  She hugged me and said it will be alright.   And I tried singing again.  My voice normal again.   So instead of trying to talk normally, I would sing everything.

I think it's from watching a segment on America's Got Talent this week.  

Here's the video of it.  If you have not seen it, have some tissues ready.

If I heard you speak, I know I would find it unbearably cute and exceedingly hot.

[vinney]

Vinney...only on the rare occasion?   

Of course Watcher... It's rare I don't wake up with morning wood... It depends what happens to it that matters... Unlike night Hawks...nay... Owls... Aw shucks, Eagles. You all need to get your claws into some wood... That's fine as long as you leave mine alone...

[_priapism]

I had a great dream about my Russian friend Ekaterina last night.  She does DJ work and we were at a music festival.  She had on a sleeveless yellow mini dress and black boots.  I noticed her hem was creeping slowly higher, and I began to feel aroused.  She turned on the corner of the stage, and facing me, spread her knees apart, giving me a full unobstructed view of her delightfully hairy kiska (pussy).  Unfortunately, as is too often the case, this is when I woke up.  With a nice boner.

[Jed_]

My sex dreams never really go as I would like.  Sometimes they are enjoyable, but mostly they are just strange and leave me waking confused and hard.

The night before last I was in a dream where there was lots of flirting and sexual innuendo with 2-3 young attractive but unidentifiable girls.  Suddenly I’m on top of a girl banging away at her when I realize it’s a woman from work I’m friendly with but not particularly attracted to.  There’s nothing wrong with her, just not among those at work I actually do fantasize about.  So I’m banging away at her, and she’s not particularly welcoming of this activity but not objecting either.  And then she taps me on the shoulder and calmly says, ‘You’re gonna have to put on a condom before you cum.  My husband wouldn’t like it if you knock me up.’

At that moment in the dream I panic.  I both remember I’m married (to my Peruvian) and that I discarded all my condoms last summer because we don’t use them and I didn’t want her to find them and think I was cheating or planning to.

So I then wake up confused and hard with my sleeping Peruvian next to me.  That morning the first person I see at work is the woman I was fucking in my dream.  While we can have some rather frank conversations, I decided not to tell her or my Peruvian about the dream.

[psiberzerker]

I decided not to tell her or my Peruvian about the dream.

It doesn't mean anything, to you, your wife, or your co-worker.  It's just a random image from a dream.  Don't let it bother you.

[MintJulie]

While we can have some rather frank conversations, I decided not to tell her or my Peruvian about the dream.

Tip:   Do NOT tell your co-worker.   As for your wife, you'd know better than I.


I used to have dreams about many of my co-workers.   There was never anything there.  The one guy I like the most, and who I'd have the most dreams about, is married.  And then, when I started dating the bitch a couple of years ago, he confided in me that he is gay and in love with a man.  I was shocked for a couple of reasons mainly that he trusted me so much to tell me.  He's one of my besties at work.   Oddly, I quit having dreams about him since then.

[Jed_]

I’m not bothered by the dream, just highly unusual for me to have a vivid sex dream involving an identifiable person I know.  Usually it’s fuzzy indistinguishable faces.

It’s nice to have this place to talk about such a dream, but it’s not really for any IRL conversations.  I might tell my Peruvian about me discarding condoms last summer and parts of the dream, just won’t mention I had one about a coworker.

[_priapism]

I’m not bothered by the dream, just highly unusual for me to have a vivid sex dream involving an identifiable person I know.  Usually it’s fuzzy indistinguishable faces.

It’s nice to have this place to talk about such a dream, but it’s not really for any IRL conversations.  I might tell my Peruvian about me discarding condoms last summer and parts of the dream, just won’t mention I had one about a coworker.

Never tell your wife anything other than you had a vivid, wonderful sex dream bout HER.  Dreams aren’t cheating.  They aren’t even conscious thoughts or fantasies.  Enjoy your dreams, but don’t plant unnecessary worries in your young wife’s brain.

[Jed_]

I’ve never had a sex dream about someone I was actually having sex with?

Maybe I’ll tell her dreaming about sex must mean we’re not having enough sex.  That will get the eye roll.

[_priapism]

The problem is that many people, including women, view dreams as a glimpse into the subconscious.  So naturally the next question becomes, “Why is my partner dreaming about having sex with someone who isn’t me?”  I’ve been down that road, so have you.  Forgive me for stating the obvious.

My dream above, about a Ekaterina showing me her pussy?  Didn’t mention it.  Not that it means anything.  I just don’t see any reason to open the door to misunderstanding over a silly dream.

[MintJulie]

Dan dreams of me walking about the house in sexy and revealing (see through) lingerie.

I only wear it on occasion, but very rarely see through.

[_priapism]

Dan dreams of me walking about the house in sexy and revealing (see through) lingerie.

I only wear it on occasion, but very rarely see through.

 

[Jed_]

Dan dreams of me walking about the house in sexy and revealing (see through) lingerie.

I only wear it on occasion, but very rarely see through.

Nice.

I asked if some of my similar purchases for her were packed for our weekend at the beach and got a noncommittal answer, but I thought I detected a sly smile.  Lately she’s been coming to bed in something my grandmother would have worn.

Yeah, maybe I’ll skip talking about the dream, although she told me one about her ex recently.  Claimed she was relieved waking up next to me.

[psiberzerker]

I personally almost never fall asleep when I'm having sex with someone.

LOL, "almost..."

[MintJulie]

I’ve never had a sex dream about someone I was actually having sex with?

I personally almost never fall asleep when I'm having sex with someone.

I've had a guy fall asleep on me.   Gives a girl a real ego boost, I tell ya.

Actually, it was more along the lines of him passing out.

[Jed_]

I’ve never had a sex dream about someone I was actually having sex with?

I personally almost never fall asleep when I'm having sex with someone.

Not much danger of that with the noise she makes, probably the neighbors aren’t sleeping either.

[watcher1]

I've had a guy fall asleep on me.   Gives a girl a real ego boost, I tell ya.

Actually, it was more along the lines of him passing out.

I never fell asleep with you. Well, maybe after that time you were like the Energizer Bunny and wore me out.....