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_priapism · **Reply #220 on:** October 05, 2017, 08:28:07 PM

I dreamed that I was on a radio program, and for some reason the announcer asked me "WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU LOOKED AT WHEN YOU MASTURBATED?" So being very open and helpful, I told him that I had a photograph of my wife's aunt at the Black Sea in her swimsuit, and her very large and matronly breasts were an inspiration... Some time later I arrived home, and my wife was glowering at me. I asked her if she had heard my interview on the radio, and she yelled, "WHY WOULD YOU LOOK AT AUNTIE'S PHOTO TO MASTURBATE WITH? YOU SHOULD MASTURBATE WITH MY PHOTOS!" I woke up sweaty and stiff. Wifey was asleep. No harm, no foul.

KitKat · **Reply #221 on:** October 05, 2017, 09:02:05 PM

Quote from: Elizabeth on October 05, 2017, 08:10:52 PM

Sleepy Hollow is about a 2 1/2 hour drive from me..........
I would love to be able to ride one of my horses on a foggy night down that road.
(especially now that Halloween approaches).

Love,
Liz

That is so awesome!

KitKat · **Reply #222 on:** October 05, 2017, 09:05:09 PM

Quote from: Merovingian on October 05, 2017, 08:28:07 PM

I dreamed that I was on a radio program, and for some reason the announcer asked me "WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOUR LOOKED AT WHEN YOU MASTURBATED?" So being very open and helpful, I told him that I had a photograph of my wife's aunt at the Black Sea in her swimsuit, and her very large and matronly breasts were an inspiration... Some time later I arrived home, and my wife was glowering at me. I asked her if she had heard my interview on the radio, and she yelled, "WHY WOULD YOU LOOK AT AUNTIE'S PHOTO TO MASTURBATE WITH? YOU SHOULD MASTURBATE WITH MY PHOTOS!" I woke up sweaty and stiff. Wifey was asleep. No harm, no foul.

_priapism · **Reply #223 on:** October 06, 2017, 12:08:46 AM

Far too glamorous for a Russian auntie or babushka. Tatyana looks much more like this... Which is fine by me!

KitKat · **Reply #224 on:** October 06, 2017, 01:15:02 AM

Who knew older ladies could still turn guys on. That's nice.

ChirpingGirl · **Reply #225 on:** October 26, 2017, 04:27:27 AM

Last night I dreamed Trump was dead, then woke up wondering if it was real or not. I even asked the wife: "babe, is Trump dead?" To which she replied: "Yes, white girl, he's dead. But only as a president."

KitKat · **Reply #226 on:** November 09, 2017, 09:54:49 PM

Ahh... wouldn't it be nice if you could make some of your dreams come true.

MintJulie · **Reply #227 on:** October 28, 2018, 03:27:12 PM

An early morning dream. Sexual in nature. An acquaintance. I had removed my dress but wouldn't remove my underwear or bra. My hands were tied behind my back, willingly because I trusted him. It wasn't long before a knife appeared and he finished undressing me. Found myself in a compromising state and I screamed at him to bring me to climax. It seemed so real. It was so strange. It has been many many years since I had a dream such as this.

ChirpingGirl · **Reply #228 on:** October 28, 2018, 03:38:51 PM

Last night I dreamed my mommy seduced me wearing black lingerie. Being as scorching hot as she is, of course my brain kept telling her my wife wouldn't let me.

I told her this morning my dream, and she said "I won't tell Suki if you don't".

CJ wants to fuck her mom now.

But Suki would find out. She finds out everything.

So no mommy in lingerie for CJ.

psiberzerker · **Reply #229 on:** October 28, 2018, 03:46:19 PM

I've got a whole thread of my dreams, I basically write out every day. Jubilee's Cherry in Sex Stories by Members.

RopeFiend · **Reply #230 on:** November 02, 2018, 02:16:31 AM

Weird, the last 6 months. I've been taking 3mg SR Melatonin plus 50mg Benadryl to try and offset the sleeplessness from the thyroid hormone. I don't remember them more than a couple of minutes after I awake, but wow.... fever dreams sometimes! As in: that makes NO fucking sense whatsoever.

Remington555 · **Reply #231 on:** November 02, 2018, 01:19:57 PM

Dreams are just weird. I'm usually aware that I'm dreaming while it's happening and I make all these elaborate plans based on whatever the dream is about. When I wake up all I remember is making the elaborate plans, but not what they were.

The last dream I clearly remember involved being part of a scientific research team. There were five or six of us and we were working around the clock to beat the deadline for some prestigious award.

I was working as frantically as the rest, but I didn't know what we were trying to prove until right before I woke up. That's when I learned that we had been successful. We had done it!

We had conclusively proved, beyond any doubt, that electric alarm clocks won't work if they're not plugged in.

Dreams are just weird. Still shaking my head when I think about that one.

Remmy

MintJulie · **Reply #232 on:** November 02, 2018, 05:34:22 PM

Alarm clocks. My brother in law used to rant all the time about the inventor of the snooze button feature. He's made the world a less productive place. For F's sake, the time wasted because of that thing. How many workouts were missed, how many planes or busses missed. How many people are late to work every day. How many hours were wasted in history because of that goddamn thing. Sorry, just saw 'alarm clock' and I thought of that.

I love the snooze button.

I only recall a bit of my dream last night. I was swimming in a race. Every time I would get up on the starting block I would fall in. Finally two people helped me up and as I leaned over to get in the starting position, I fell over into the pool. I think the dream is saying I'm a klutz.

psiberzerker · **Reply #233 on:** November 02, 2018, 07:59:41 PM

All I know is if I don't wind mine, it stops working after a while. Can you get your team to look into that, Remmy?

Remington555 · **Reply #234 on:** November 03, 2018, 12:47:55 PM

Quote from: psiberzerker on November 02, 2018, 07:59:41 PM

All I know is if I don't wind mine, it stops working after a while. Can you get your team to look into that, Remmy?

I've submitted your topic for further evaluation.

Remmy

Elizabeth · **Reply #235 on:** November 03, 2018, 05:19:23 PM

Actually a recurring dream of mine.

Full Moon with a sky filled with stars overhead.
I'm standing in the middle of a long abandoned field just filled with wildflowers.
Because of the moon, I'm casting a long shadow across the field.
(here's the strange part that I never get past)......
I'm standing there with my arms stretched out wide and just looking up at the stars.

That's it.....I never can get past that point.......

Love,
Liz

MintJulie · **Reply #236 on:** June 02, 2019, 03:31:28 PM

In my dreams, many times my speech impairment is non existent.
Last nights dream is one of those times. Sort of, it transitioned to normal.

I was on stage playing my piano. Dan, our girls, my father and sister were sitting there. I was so happy to see my sister. Suddenly there was a microphone there and I started to sing, and my voice was beautiful. Everybody was standing and cheering, but I couldn't hear them. When the song was over my sister came up to me and said she was so happy for me. And when I spoke, my voice was gone again. The look on her face from joy to sadness. She hugged me and said it will be alright. And I tried singing again. My voice normal again. So instead of trying to talk normally, I would sing everything.

I think it's from watching a segment on America's Got Talent this week.

Here's the video of it. If you have not seen it, have some tissues ready.

msslave · **Reply #237 on:** June 02, 2019, 05:21:21 PM

Early last week I woke with my teeth clenched so tight, I hurt (cracked) something. Still sore today.

Worse, I don't know what I was dreaming, but must have been intense

ObiDongKenobi · **Reply #238 on:** June 02, 2019, 05:59:33 PM

I have very complex dreams usually just before I wake up and can remember them very well. Curiously dreams that have a sexual element usual involve Mrs ODK and not someone/something I fantasize about ??

psiberzerker · **Reply #239 on:** June 02, 2019, 06:05:57 PM

Very Erotic. Mostly as a little girl, discovering her body, and erotic things. That's why I write about them in the morning so much.

What are your dreams like?

_priapism

KitKat

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_priapism

KitKat

ChirpingGirl

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ChirpingGirl

psiberzerker

Remington555

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Remington555

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