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Offline Indian Babe

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on: May 07, 2016, 04:42:10 PM
A couple of days back I was with a guy who for some weird reason decided to pop a blue. Okay not so weird a reason. Still, the point is he didn't need it and after some time I was really getting tired of this and didn't have the heart to tell him. That's when my mind began to wander and I thought "hey wouldn't it be great if men could fake orgasms too!" Question to the guys here is can you? and if not shouldn't you?



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Reply #1 on: May 07, 2016, 05:00:33 PM
Yup, a couple of times , I just knew there wasn't going to be a happy ending, could tell she was over it and doing it for me so yeah, I confess.



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Reply #2 on: May 07, 2016, 06:35:44 PM

I've never even tried to fake one.  If it's just not working for me, I let her know.  There's no sense in endlessly pounding her raw if I'm not even vaguely close to popping.  Every time I've begged off was due to loss-of-sensation with a condom.  I barely get enough feeling to keep it hard, and never enough to go the course.

Once I moved up from standard to large condoms it got a little better, but there's still not enough friction to Git 'Er Done.  I've tried masturbating with a condom on to see if I could find a stroke that WOULD do the deed, but no joy.  After 45 minutes or so I get tired and frustrated.

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Reply #3 on: May 07, 2016, 06:39:41 PM
I have faked one. I needed an exit strategy and that was the quickest one I could think of.



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Reply #4 on: May 09, 2016, 08:48:33 PM
Fake an orgasm? Fuck that. That's women's work!  ;D (As I duck and run for my life)

While you're waiting in vain for that apology, why don't you make yourself useful by getting on your knees and opening your mouth


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Reply #5 on: May 09, 2016, 10:56:05 PM
I've never tried, and I'm not sure I could.



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Reply #6 on: May 09, 2016, 11:16:43 PM
Yes it's doable for a guy. I have done it on nights when I just can't quite cum but want to be sure she has an orgasm...



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Reply #7 on: May 10, 2016, 12:07:12 AM
 :emot_weird: Fake it...? Hell no...! Never...!

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Reply #8 on: January 01, 2017, 05:29:09 PM


Very interesting topic.



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Reply #9 on: January 16, 2017, 01:36:41 AM

Remember the Golden Rule: you do me, and I\'ll do you (paraphrased)