What keeps you up at night?

[Elizabeth]

Has a barn full of spiders.........

Love,
Liz

[GEMINIGUY]

Julie won't be going in your barn

[RopeFiend]

Reading this
Now I'm going to be laying in bed to night, in the dark, laying still........ prey to a little 8 legged creature nearby that is waiting to attack me.

Been there, done that, survived the odds.  Doesn't bother me much any longer.

I woke up one morning feeling really crappy, like a bad case of the flu.  I hurt ALL over from head to toe.  I figured I'd crawl into the shower and then call in sick that day.  As I started soaping up I noticed bumps all over... LOTS and LOTS of little red bumps.  I thought it was a rash.  Turns out a black widow spider had been living under the headboard of my bed, and her eggs had hatched overnight.  I had a couple of hundred bites from baby black widow spiders over every inch of my body, except for the area covered by my briefs.  The doc said I could have died from it if they'd all been a day or two older, unlikely with newborn baby spiders.  He was impressed with the number of bites I had, as he hadn't ever seen that many spider bites on one person.

[ChirpingGirl]

Reading this
Now I'm going to be laying in bed to night, in the dark, laying still........ prey to a little 8 legged creature nearby that is waiting to attack me.

Been there, done that, survived the odds.  Doesn't bother me much any longer.

I woke up one morning feeling really crappy, like a bad case of the flu.  I hurt ALL over from head to toe.  I figured I'd crawl into the shower and then call in sick that day.  As I started soaping up I noticed bumps all over... LOTS and LOTS of little red bumps.  I thought it was a rash.  Turns out a black widow spider had been living under the headboard of my bed, and her eggs had hatched overnight.  I had a couple of hundred bites from baby black widow spiders over every inch of my body, except for the area covered by my briefs.  The doc said I could have died from it if they'd all been a day or two older, unlikely with newborn baby spiders.  He was impressed with the number of bites I had, as he hadn't ever seen that many spider bites on one person.

And now I will obsessively clean my baby girls rooms now. 

[ChirpingGirl]

I just paid all the bills for December, but I don't have enough in the pipeline to afford January's in a few weeks.  So I'm a bit preoccupied at the moment, and of course it is the holidays, so everyone has their hand out.  And I have a wedding to pay for.  So yeah, I haven't felt this tense in a while.

Eh, I'm helping paying for a wedding too. 

[TinyDancer]

  And I have a wedding to pay for.  So yeah, I haven't felt this tense in a while.

Get married at the courthouse, will give you more money for the honeymoon.

[watcher1]

Constant pain.  Arghhh.

[RopeFiend]

I feel your pain.  I blew the rear end out of my truck last week... zero chance of finding a decent used differential anywhere near Dallas (I tried), and a rebuilt rear end would have cost ~$2000 including labor.  The truck has 200,000 miles (322.000 km) on it.  It's now resting in peace in a junkyard.  After buying another used car plus tires, my finances are tight this month.

[ChirpingGirl]

Shut the fuck up about spiders. I already deep cleaned my 4 year old's room. Again.

[Lois]

Filing out my application on the ACA website and getting a quote for $650 month for the cheapest plan, and no subsidies.  That is almost 1/2 my total monthly income.  I'm gonna call tomorrow and see what the hell is going on.

[Katiebee]

What is going on is common to insurance. Prices go up when participation is limited.

[MintJulie]

Shut the fuck up about spiders. I already deep cleaned my 4 year old's room. Again.

But they're so cute.


There are probably thousands in your house you don't know about.   

[GEMINIGUY]

As Lady Gina Marie would say, BWA-HA-HA-HA!

[TinyDancer]

Everything, just everything.....will be sooooooo glad when this year is done with.  One good thing is that by staying awake all night don't have to worry about dying in my sleep, lol.

[ChirpingGirl]

Shut the fuck up about spiders. I already deep cleaned my 4 year old's room. Again.

But they're so cute.


There are probably thousands in your house you don't know about.   

Just like scrambled eggs and ketchup are in yours. Everywhere.

[Katiebee]

Nope. Two separate distinct things that dare not ubiquitous. Spiders, on the other hand are ubiquitous.

[MintJulie]

Shut the fuck up about spiders. I already deep cleaned my 4 year old's room. Again.

But they're so cute.
There are probably thousands in your house you don't know about.    

Just like scrambled eggs and ketchup are in yours. Everywhere.

Nope. Two separate distinct things that dare not ubiquitous. Spiders, on the other hand are ubiquitous.

Exactly!

My ketchup is on a shelf in the door of the fridge.   My unscrambled eggs are still in the carton on the top shelf of the fridge.   Far apart from one another.    

Speaking of fridge, Hey Chirp, just for the fun of it pull your fridge out from the wall and tell me how many creepy crawly things come skittering out.   After you count all the big ones, get a magnifying glass and count all the ones you missed the first survey.

We can call a truce on the scrambled egg & ketchup / spider comments any time, just let me know.    

Oh, check behind the stove too.   After that, move to the bedrooms and under the dresser.

[ChirpingGirl]

Shut the fuck up about spiders. I already deep cleaned my 4 year old's room. Again.

But they're so cute.
There are probably thousands in your house you don't know about.    

Just like scrambled eggs and ketchup are in yours. Everywhere.

Nope. Two separate distinct things that dare not ubiquitous. Spiders, on the other hand are ubiquitous.

Exactly!

My ketchup is on a shelf in the door of the fridge.   My unscrambled eggs are still in the carton on the top shelf of the fridge.   Far apart from one another.    

Speaking of fridge, Hey Chirp, just for the fun of it pull your fridge out from the wall and tell me how many creepy crawly things come skittering out.   After you count all the big ones, get a magnifying glass and count all the ones you missed the first survey.

We can call a truce on the scrambled egg & ketchup / spider comments any time, just let me know.    

Oh, check behind the stove too.   After that, move to the bedrooms and under the dresser.

Jokes on you because I already do that. Try again. 

We can call a truce

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RsUscVoZcMQ

[Lois]

Filing out my application on the ACA website and getting a quote for $650 month for the cheapest plan, and no subsidies.  That is almost 1/2 my total monthly income.  I'm gonna call tomorrow and see what the hell is going on.

Whew.  I am relieved.  It seems that my subsidy was not being included at all because I bungled something.  I won't know what the subsidy is until my current insurance ends in February.

[Sensualtravler]

Shut the fuck up about spiders. I already deep cleaned my 4 year old's room. Again.

But they're so cute.
There are probably thousands in your house you don't know about.   

Just like scrambled eggs and ketchup are in yours. Everywhere.

Nope. Two separate distinct things that dare not ubiquitous. Spiders, on the other hand are ubiquitous.

Exactly!

My ketchup is on a shelf in the door of the fridge.   My unscrambled eggs are still in the carton on the top shelf of the fridge.   Far apart from one another.   

Speaking of fridge, Hey Chirp, just for the fun of it pull your fridge out from the wall and tell me how many creepy crawly things come skittering out.   After you count all the big ones, get a magnifying glass and count all the ones you missed the first survey.

We can call a truce on the scrambled egg & ketchup / spider comments any time, just let me know.   

Oh, check behind the stove too.   After that, move to the bedrooms and under the dresser.

Jokes on you because I already do that. Try again. 

We can call a truce

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RsUscVoZcMQ