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Offline Elizabeth

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Reply #40 on: May 08, 2016, 01:45:41 AM
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Reply #41 on: May 08, 2016, 01:48:02 AM
Quote from: watcher1 on May 07, 2016, 08:56:54 PM
Quote from: Elizabeth on May 06, 2016, 10:39:09 PM

OMG Rick.....That's sooo Romantic...!!!
That deserves a big Kiss.......
(Vinney will do my dirty work for me....Go get him Vinney).
 :D   :-*

Love,
Liz


LOL  Liz really wants to kiss me but she still needs to get up the nerve. 

vinney - don't you dare come near me with your lips puckered...... :emot_weird:

Aw shucks... and Liz only wanted a couple of feathers too...

vinney  ;D

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Reply #42 on: May 08, 2016, 03:58:49 AM
The voices...they keep me awake. I try to ignore them but they keep telling me to do things.......terrible things 

While you're waiting in vain for that apology, why don't you make yourself useful by getting on your knees and opening your mouth

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Reply #43 on: May 08, 2016, 08:20:36 AM
I've seen two funny shirts about that. "You're jealous that the voices talk to me" and "I do what the voices tell me"


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Reply #44 on: May 08, 2016, 02:10:05 PM
Quote from: SpringsCpl48 on May 08, 2016, 01:35:22 PM
1. I love Sushi bit draw the line at Uni (Sea Urchin)

2. I have eaten at a Papuan Sing-Sing, no not a cannibal meal.

3. I sometimes chew on grass, real lawn grass... not the mind altering stuff

Wrong thread.


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Reply #45 on: May 08, 2016, 04:40:02 PM
You Guys Should Google a Store called "T Shirt Hell".
You would be amazed.........
 :D

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Reply #46 on: May 08, 2016, 07:27:07 PM
Quote from: toeinh2o on May 08, 2016, 04:33:52 PM
I saw a t-shirt for sale online that says "I just do what the voices inside my wife's head tell me to do..."  LOL.

That could be a bit dangerous depending on the day. Sorta like Russian Roulette.  "Go fuck yourself!" "Eat shit and die!"


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Reply #47 on: May 08, 2016, 07:32:32 PM
Quote from: toeinh2o on May 08, 2016, 04:33:52 PM
Quote from: Emanresu on May 08, 2016, 08:20:36 AM
I've seen two funny shirts about that. "You're jealous that the voices talk to me" and "I do what the voices tell me"

I saw a t-shirt for sale online that says "I just do what the voices inside my wife's head tell me to do..."  LOL.

Mine should say "I'll just do what my wife tells me to do or she'll call me white girl and yell at me in Japanese..."

 :roll:


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Reply #48 on: May 08, 2016, 07:49:54 PM
Quote from: ChirpingGirl on May 08, 2016, 07:32:32 PM

Mine should say "I'll just do what my wife tells me to do or she'll call me white girl and yell at me in Japanese..."

 :roll:

I picture it going something like this. https://youtu.be/OLvz5E61UNs


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Reply #49 on: May 08, 2016, 07:57:53 PM
Quote from: Emanresu on May 08, 2016, 07:49:54 PM
Quote from: ChirpingGirl on May 08, 2016, 07:32:32 PM

Mine should say "I'll just do what my wife tells me to do or she'll call me white girl and yell at me in Japanese..."

 :roll:

I picture it going something like this. https://youtu.be/OLvz5E61UNs

Pretty god damn much  ;D


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Reply #50 on: May 09, 2016, 07:34:14 PM
I picture it going something like this.
Wow! Lady samurai! What a concept!


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Reply #51 on: May 14, 2016, 09:03:15 AM
Knowing that I'll never be the "ideal" to many.

And... I couldn't be happier about it!  ;D

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Reply #52 on: June 12, 2016, 04:07:36 PM
Asking why.

Why I was never acceptable as spouse bait.

Why I was never afforded the blessing if children even though I love children.

Why for all my hard work and dedication to what ever employer had not fired me or left town with the company's payroll have I never gotten the kind of recognition that those who have overlooked and taken advantage of my skills and determination.

Why God turned his back on me.


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Reply #53 on: June 14, 2016, 03:52:34 AM
At this stage in my life, about the only thing that keeps me up at night is too much caffeine at the wrong time of day.

Seriously, though, while I would not say life is great for me, it is pretty damn good. Our finances are in order. My wife and I are both employed full time in a crap economy. We have an exit plan that we are looking to put into place in a couple of years.

When I am not able to fall asleep right away, it's usually me feeling hard done by because my wife said no to some love making even though it's been a while.  And if that's the worst that happens to keep me awake, then I'm in a pretty good place.

That is all.

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Reply #54 on: August 13, 2016, 07:44:04 PM
No one in my house has a job right now.


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Reply #55 on: August 20, 2016, 06:39:49 AM
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Reply #56 on: August 20, 2016, 11:09:46 AM
Thinking of a certain person. Allowing my desires for someone to run my heart and head non-stop. Being unhappily focused.

There are three kinds of people in the world. Those who can count, and those who can't.

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Reply #57 on: August 21, 2016, 10:16:43 AM
Thoughts of Katiebee between my thighs............and coca cola.        :D


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Reply #58 on: December 07, 2016, 09:21:27 PM

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Now I'm going to be laying in bed to night, in the dark, laying still........ prey to a little 8 legged creature nearby that is waiting to attack me.

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Reply #59 on: December 07, 2016, 09:24:35 PM
Quote from: MintJulie on December 07, 2016, 09:21:27 PM

Reading this
Now I'm going to be laying in bed to night, in the dark, laying still........ prey to a little 8 legged creature nearby that is waiting to attack me.



Not in my house. I challenge you find a speck of dust let alone a spider. No spiders allowed near my babies.


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