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Reply #20 on: January 25, 2016, 07:32:38 PM
Is there really such a thing as too much?? (;

Yes. Give it a rest, it's better after a while. My wife and I didn't do it for exactly one week, and last night was awesome. "our pussies missed each other so much" she said. Don't abuse it. Sex and whackin' off is better when you don't do it constantly.



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Reply #21 on: January 25, 2016, 10:45:35 PM
There are times when you just don't have the impetus. Being sad kills sex drive very efficiently.

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Reply #22 on: January 26, 2016, 02:17:45 AM

I'd offer a backrub if it'd help, but a) wrong side of town and b) too creepy; I'm older than your dad.  Even when it's purely platonic, STILL too creepy.  You do need some human contact right now, though.  You're in withdrawal... two different ways.

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Reply #23 on: January 30, 2016, 10:49:03 PM
There are times when you just don't have the impetus. Being sad kills sex drive very efficiently.

Sometimes, though, a bit of private, self-indulgent time helps take the edge off that sadness.




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Reply #24 on: February 24, 2016, 02:28:27 PM

Sometimes  it is one a week and then some times it is several times I Have done as much as 5 or 6. I do believe that you should enjoy your body but do not abuse it



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Reply #25 on: February 24, 2016, 08:12:11 PM
Boy, nothing is off limits here, is it?

I've grown a bit more comfortable here, so I will bite.

Twice, maybe three times a week.    Sometimes I don't do it for a few weeks.   Oddly enough, since frequenting this forum, I've found I have been doing it at least every other day, some times on consecutive days.

Before Christmas, I bought my first vibrator on amazon but it wasn't worth a hoot.   Maybe there could be some recommendations from some of the other ladies more knowledgeable on the subject.   

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Reply #26 on: February 24, 2016, 09:43:07 PM
Boy, nothing is off limits here, is it?

I've grown a bit more comfortable here, so I will bite.

Twice, maybe three times a week.    Sometimes I don't do it for a few weeks.   Oddly enough, since frequenting this forum, I've found I have been doing it at least every other day, some times on consecutive days.

Before Christmas, I bought my first vibrator on amazon but it wasn't worth a hoot.   Maybe there could be some recommendations from some of the other ladies more knowledgeable on the subject.   

I bought my GF a Hitachi Magic Wand.  She loves it.  It has other uses also for sore, tired muscles.

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Reply #27 on: February 25, 2016, 12:12:05 AM
Boy, nothing is off limits here, is it?

I've grown a bit more comfortable here, so I will bite.

Twice, maybe three times a week.    Sometimes I don't do it for a few weeks.   Oddly enough, since frequenting this forum, I've found I have been doing it at least every other day, some times on consecutive days.

Before Christmas, I bought my first vibrator on amazon but it wasn't worth a hoot.   Maybe there could be some recommendations from some of the other ladies more knowledgeable on the subject.   

I bought my GF a Hitachi Magic Wand.  She loves it.  It has other uses also for sore, tired muscles.

We love it for the forced orgasms while tied down.



I put it on my sore tired muscle once.  Didn't do much.   :emot_laughing:

I asked the LADIES, gentlemen.    Can't wait for this to come up over drinks with a girl friend.   "Yeah, so a couple of guys suggested the Magic Wand to me."   
Dear god, what have I gotten myself into joining this forum?
I see HQ Maklo in reply 15 recommended it also.

Paid for one day shipping to get it here by Friday night. ;)

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Reply #28 on: February 25, 2016, 12:19:15 AM
It's this place KB that really upped my masturbation levels... that's from stories... various threads and...occasionally  ;D... pictures...

To be even more honest... it isn't every day but only when the need arises... (who said hourly?!!!)

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Reply #29 on: February 25, 2016, 03:21:28 AM
Oh my god, Toe.   That looks.  Well.   I just watched the video.  And.  Wow.  Holy cow.  Impessive.

200 dollars.   Might have to start saving my pennies.

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Reply #30 on: March 01, 2016, 03:46:00 AM

I asked the LADIES, gentlemen.    Can't wait for this to come up over drinks with a girl friend.   "Yeah, so a couple of guys suggested the Magic Wand to me."   
Dear god, what have I gotten myself into joining this forum?
I see HQ Maklo in reply 15 recommended it also.

Paid for one day shipping to get it here by Friday night. ;)


Ummm, yeah,   so it works.  :emot_cheer:
Seems so loud though.    Maybe it just seems loud when I'm trying to be so quiet.
I keep looking at that Lele Ina Wave contraption.   Seems a little large though.

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Reply #31 on: March 01, 2016, 05:20:04 AM
Being quiet with a magic wand is not a realistic option. Enjoy and make your own noise.

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Reply #32 on: March 01, 2016, 06:13:32 AM
Pillows muffle the noise pretty well.



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Reply #33 on: March 05, 2016, 07:41:59 PM
I keep looking at that Lele Ina Wave contraption.   Seems a little large though.

Practice makes perfect?

This young lady seems to manage...

http://xhamster.com/movies/2442565/andrea_sky_lelo_toy_reveiw.html

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Reply #34 on: March 06, 2016, 01:46:36 AM
Thank you Idlebeast.   Hahaha.   

Great, now I'm not only taking advise from guys on types of sex toys, I'm now viewing vids provided from guys of those toys in use. 

Appreciate the tip Mr Toe, but when I have guests stop by, they Enter through the front door.   

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Reply #35 on: March 06, 2016, 02:23:11 AM
MintJulie, this may be the year of living dangerously.

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Reply #36 on: March 06, 2016, 03:57:50 AM
Boy, nothing is off limits here, is it?

I've grown a bit more comfortable here, so I will bite.

Twice, maybe three times a week.    Sometimes I don't do it for a few weeks.   Oddly enough, since frequenting this forum, I've found I have been doing it at least every other day, some times on consecutive days.

Before Christmas, I bought my first vibrator on amazon but it wasn't worth a hoot.   Maybe there could be some recommendations from some of the other ladies more knowledgeable on the subject.  

I bought my GF a Hitachi Magic Wand.  She loves it.  It has other uses also for sore, tired muscles.

We love it for the forced orgasms while tied down.



I put it on my sore tired muscle once.  Didn't do much.   :emot_laughing:

I asked the LADIES, gentlemen.    Can't wait for this to come up over drinks with a girl friend.   "Yeah, so a couple of guys suggested the Magic Wand to me."  
Dear god, what have I gotten myself into joining this forum?
I see HQ Maklo in reply 15 recommended it also.

Paid for one day shipping to get it here by Friday night. ;)


I gave my true love a LELO INA Wave™ as a gift.  An incredible vibrator.  Her new best friend.  She absolutely loves it.



So naturally she tells a friend, who tells a friend, who tells another friend.  Next thing I know everyone is at a party, and after a few glasses of wine, the girls disappear in the bathroom.  I hear a lot of giggles, then a lot of moaning.  I also hear the telltale buzz of the INA Wave™!

Long story short, they all tried it, then tried it on each other.  One girl's husband went batshit crazy and left after that.  Everyone else got very turned on.  I think everyone got laid.  

I should give sex toys as gifts more often.   :emot_laughing:

200 bucks for a vibrator??? The one my wife and I use was free and it does just fine when we're too tired to hump each other.  :roll:



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Reply #37 on: March 06, 2016, 05:37:27 AM
At the office I don't take a small purse. Christ, it's like a suitcase!

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Reply #38 on: March 06, 2016, 07:07:35 AM
No. I have a remote, water-proof vibrating egg. Variable pulse capability and a steady vibrate setting. So if I need a special touch, I have it.

The purse is large so I can carry all the rest of my crap. And believe me, I was trained by my mother to carry EVERYTHING I need for a day, or for emergencies.

Keys, wallet, tissues, sunglasses, tampons, a clean panty in a plastic bag, makeup, iPhone, portable battery and cable for iPhone emergencies, pistol holster for when I carry, small pad of note paper, automatic pencil and a pen, cleaning cloth for the sunglasses, and whatever else gets thrown in.

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Reply #39 on: March 06, 2016, 11:52:05 AM
Keys, wallet, tissues, sunglasses, tampons, a clean panty in a plastic bag, makeup, iPhone, portable battery and cable for iPhone emergencies, pistol holster for when I carry, small pad of note paper, automatic pencil and a pen, cleaning cloth for the sunglasses, and whatever else gets thrown in.

One word: pockets.