This must be hard for the idle rich:
"No title of nobility shall be granted by the United States: and no person holding any office of profit or trust under them, shall, without the consent of the Congress, accept of any present, emolument, office, or title, of any kind whatever, from any king, prince, or foreign state."
So the solution is this: purchase a membership to Mar-a-lago. The Vetting is a money vetting. It proves you're rich and thus vetted. Then make sure you've given huge donations to the Trump campaign. It's not to late! Trump's declared his candidacy for 2020! Then cozy up and have Trump elevate you to an Ambassador. "Ambassador" is a nice title. It doesn't matter if you have no education or aptitude, if you are rich you are worthy, according to Trump."
Oh, and I'm sure Trump will get rid of that pesky estate tax, too. I mean people with assets less than $5.49 million ($11 million for a couple) don't have to pay estate taxes. It's just so unfair that the estates of the super rich have to pay a tax on anything over this amount. Don't they know we are trying to establish nobility here!?!?