The Trump thread: All things Donald

[Athos_131]

Prosecutors reveal plea deal with tabloid publisher involved in former Trump lawyer hush money payment

In the agreement between prosecutors and AMI, which was signed on Sept. 20 but unsealed Wednesday, “AMI further admitted that its principal purpose in making the payment was to suppress the woman’s story so as to prevent it from influencing the election,” the press release read.

#Resist

[Athos_131]

Trump Inauguration Spending Under Criminal Investigation by Federal Prosecutors

It's become painfully clear Trump and the GOP had no intention of serving the American Public.

#Resist

[Athos_131]

Trump was in the room during hush money discussions with tabloid publisher

#Resist

[Lois]

Who will replace John Kelly as Chief of Staff?  Another Fox News personality? Maybe even Sean Hannity? Headly Lamar? Or someone equally ridiculous. What do you think?

I wonder if Ronald McDonald is free......??

Love,
Liz

The word is that Jared "can't get a security clearance" Kushner wants the job.  He must love abuse.

[Jed_]

Maybe they need to relax the border a smidge.  Isn’t that what’s done when there’s an available job no Americans will do?

[Katiebee]

I’m certain Trumps buddy Putin could suggest someone.

[psiberzerker]

Maybe they need to relax the border a smidge.  Isn’t that what’s done when there’s an available job no Americans will do?

Maybe there's an Eastern European model he can import to fill the position?

[Jed_]

Maybe they need to relax the border a smidge.  Isn’t that what’s done when there’s an available job no Americans will do?

Maybe there's an Eastern European model he can import to fill the position?

Finally something he might be experienced at, importing Eastern European models to fill.

[_priapism]

Maybe they need to relax the border a smidge.  Isn’t that what’s done when there’s an available job no Americans will do?

Maybe there's an Eastern European model he can import to fill the position?

Finally something he might be experienced at, importing Eastern European models to fill.

That’s not what Melania says...

[Jed_]

Maybe they need to relax the border a smidge.  Isn’t that what’s done when there’s an available job no Americans will do?

Maybe there's an Eastern European model he can import to fill the position?

Finally something he might be experienced at, importing Eastern European models to fill.

That’s not what Melania says...

These days she has an Asian lover.  I think his name is Hitachi, MW.

[psiberzerker]

These days she has an Asian lover.  I think his name is Hitachi, MW.

Look at Melania:



Not just her eyes, but a recent tangent about labels brought this to mind.  She's Dalmatian (The Venetian Italian term for the east coast of the Ionian back when the Pelepos was called "Morea.")  Nowadays, that's "Europe," but the only geographic barrier between that, and The Continent is the Urals.  For some reason, Russian is considered European, instead of Asian, to the illogical extreme of Siberia being considered part of Europe, but look at her features.  Not just her eyes, her whole face, her hair, and tell me how European she looks to you.

I just have to point out that everyone from the Persians to the Greeks, Romans, Italians, Hun, Mongols, Turks, Ottomans, Anatolians, and Russians rolled through there to take over the known world.  In Donny's eyes, he probably even thinks of her a "White," but take a good look at her.

That's how arbitrary, and meaningless "Asian" is.  The Kardashians are "Asian."  

[Jed_]

Um, maybe I was making a joke?

[psiberzerker]

I saw through the allusion,

{Waves magic wand, and disappears in a puff of logic.  The buzz slowly dying away to silence...}

And raised you one.

[Jed_]

These days she has an Asian lover.  I think his name is Hitachi, MW.

Look at Melania:



Not just her eyes, but a recent tangent about labels brought this to mind.  She's Dalmatian (The Venetian Italian term for the east coast of the Ionian back when the Pelepos was called "Morea.")  Nowadays, that's "Europe," but the only geographic barrier between that, and The Continent is the Urals.  For some reason, Russian is considered European, instead of Asian, to the illogical extreme of Siberia being considered part of Europe, but look at her features.  Not just her eyes, her whole face, her hair, and tell me how European she looks to you.

I just have to point out that everyone from the Persians to the Greeks, Romans, Italians, Hun, Mongols, Turks, Ottomans, Anatolians, and Russians rolled through there to take over the known world.  In Donny's eyes, he probably even thinks of her a "Whit e," but take a good look at her.

That's how arbitrary, and meaningless "Asian" is.  The Kardashians are "Asian."  

She’s Dalmatian?  I guess she uses makeup to hide the spots.

While I can’t claim to know all her tribal ethnicities, she’s Slovenian.  And, the Dalmatian coast is region of Croatia.  I’ve wanted to visit there for decades, especially Dubrovnik.  My late wife had been all over the former Yugoslavia.  It was one place Poles were allowed to vacation when she was a girl, and a bit warmer than the Baltic Sea.

[Katiebee]

Umm, Psi, you do realize that the epicanthic cast to the eyes in the Slavic areas is mostly due to the influence of the Mongol and Hun invasions?

[psiberzerker]

She’s Dalmatian?  I guess she uses makeup to hide the spots.

While I can’t claim to know all her tribal ethnicities, she’s Slovenian.  And, the Dalmatian coast is region of Croatia.

It was called Dalmatia (The pink on this period map)



Until right about Then.  Just to illustrate that what you call a place, like Yugoslavia, depends on who you ask, and when.  That area has been under contention, with fluctuations in borders, and ethnic dispersion since the fall of the Helenes.

Umm, Psi, you do realize that the epicanthic cast to the eyes in the Slavic areas is mostly due to the influence of the Mongol and Hun invasions?

Yes, which is why I alluded to the Hun, and the Mongols, rolling through there to conquer the known world.  That's what I was referring to (In addition to other features.)

[Jed_]

Except she’s not from the pink area or Dalmatia.  She’s from a Slovenian City half way between Ljubljana the capital of Slovenia and Zagreb the capital of Croatia.  It’s orange on this map, Austrian Empire, not Venetian.

[psiberzerker]

Except she’s not from the pink area or Dalmatia.

I know, I didn't have a handy map for the period that Dalmatia was expanded to encompass Slovenia, Croatia, Bosnia, and Herzegovenia (The western parts of it.)  So, you'll have to settle for the thousand words in the Wikipedia article right after it...

It's history, it's incomplete, and written by the victor.  My point is, Donny dearest doesn't look at her, and think Asian, because he's a fucking Racist.  (You get a point for pointing out her wearing makeup to cover the spots, but you'll have to wait till tomorrow for me to peg it...)

[Jed_]

My Peruvian has Asiatic/Native American features, part of what I find hot about her.  Her brown skin and 34Ds also.

For Donny, tan is fine, brown is not.  Not that there’s a real difference other than geography.

[psiberzerker]

My Peruvian has Asiatic/Native American features, part of what I find hot about her.

Yeah, the closest to that migration (Clear on the other end of that hemisphere) is Siberian.  Also in that list of Asians I rattled off the top of my head.  The closest I could come up with her Eurasian features was she looks Dalmation:



To me.  Granted, it hasn't been called that in a couple centuries, but the Helenes fell in the 2nd century.  BC.