I don't believe that the Bible is bullshit. Or, at least, I don't believe that the Bible is any more "bullshit" than, say "Paradise Lost," or "The Divine Comedy." Or "Aesop's Fables" or "Grimm's Fairy Tales." Or "The Little Prince."
By bullshit, I meant fictional, so yes, we agree, as you compare it to other works of fiction. At least some of those other works are more enjoyable, at least to me, so I think it is still a mediocre work my mostly mediocre authors.
Nor do I believe that God is a "sociopathic child" or "an asshole" or "the ultimate egomaniac."
My argument that god is a sociopath (or at least my first salvo for the argument): take the flood - that is the equivalent of a person who knows beyond a shadow of a doubt that he cannot abide the behavior of cats building a MASSIVE breeding operation for cats. Then, after thousands of cats become billions of cats, he decides he doesn't want them acting like cats... so he saves one very small family, and he drowns every last remaining cat. And he knew he would do it from the start - it was all in the plan from the beginning.
I think in an effort to keep this succinct, I'll also let this be my argument for 'asshole', though there are dozens more possibilities.
Egomaniac (ultimate): God literally commands that every single person on the whole planet worship him once a week for an entire day. On top of this, there is the standard that his followers give thanks for the privilege of allowing them a chance to work and toil for their food. On top of this, they are to read a story of his actions... and praise him.
Could there be anything more conceited? No, I think that's the summit of ego.
Plus, I find it more than a little hypocritical to condemn others for cherry-picking parts of the Bible -- including the New Testament -- to prove a point, while you're cherry-picking parts of the Bible to prove your point.
I cited specific evidence, and I didn't ignore evidence to the contrary. Several people in this argument have called for me to look at the theme rather than the specific content. I read god as the main character (though certainly not the protagonist) of the story, so I read his actions to be the theme. Perhaps a different approach? One that ignores one of the central characters? Let's give it a try.
The story then becomes deluded people (as god is gone, so they are replying to, listening to, and following no one) coming to realize that the world around them makes no sense, rules are arbitrary and misguided, and chaos reigns supreme. Then, after quite a long time with only a few passably compassionate characters, we get a person whom (while still deluded) speaks many sane and reasonable truths, and some small points I think are poorly thought out, but mostly reasonable things. Then people kill this person, and well, without god, it sort of breaks down for awhile... then another asshole writing letters to well-intentioned people... then death for all.
This is a FAR better story in my eyes, but it had
nothing to do with my original argument - that god (as a character in a book) hates fags. The other original argument was that there is no god, and the bible is an obvious work of fiction, which you seem to agree, unless you'd like to clarify.