Yes, God exists. I know a guy whose cousin actually saw him, so I know it's true.
This is from a friend of a friend who made me promise I wouldn't use his name, so I can't provide proof that it's legit, but... It seems God got kinda freaked out with the dramatic acceleration of human killing and despoiling of his favorite planet in the last 150 years, and decided to get away from it all and take a little vay-cay on Earth to chillax, until he decides just what to do. With all the extra work he put into humans, to make them so hilarious and paradoxical, he's trying to find a reason not to smite the whole species from the planet, but with all the killing, violence, injustice, hypocrisy and fucking up the planet for all the other species, it's a tough sell.
His Earthside locale, as one would expect, has always proven hard to pin down, but the latest word is that he's currently hanging out in a small village outside Oaxaca, fixing old Fords and Chevys and shacking up with an underage Mexican girl named Maria Magdalena who, if anyone asks, just washes his feet with her hair
(wink! ). Anyway, that's what I heard. Within the whole scheme of Christian dogma, it seems perfectly believable to me...
Al B.
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