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Reply #800 on: April 13, 2014, 07:44:36 PM
Nope - no god. Next question please!


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Reply #801 on: April 14, 2014, 04:36:56 AM
I must object. You see, God does talk to me. And I am the only one who has the True Word of God.

So cut this shit out.

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Reply #802 on: April 14, 2014, 03:42:47 PM
I've just joined the holy church of jizzus.  :emot_kiss:

Lois gets jizzed every Sunday?  Nice.  8)

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Reply #803 on: April 14, 2014, 04:52:32 PM
And more often when I'm good/bad/whatever.



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Reply #804 on: April 14, 2014, 07:36:57 PM
And more often when I'm good/bad/whatever.

I was hoping you would say you attend jizz service more than once a week.... 8)

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Reply #805 on: May 04, 2014, 04:44:47 AM
I wonder if this is how Jesus did it?




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Reply #806 on: May 04, 2014, 03:17:36 PM
well, really, there's an 11th commandment

"if you don't believe in me, I'ma gonna cry"

so verily, the early liberals decreed so as to not hurt his feelings, WE WILL BELIEVE! and thus we do.

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Reply #807 on: July 10, 2014, 04:19:10 PM
I figure I'm an agnostic. I used to claim atheism, yet when I skydived, I tended to avoid unnecessarily sacrilegious remarks right before jumps, so I guess now I'm agnostic

While you're waiting in vain for that apology, why don't you make yourself useful by getting on your knees and opening your mouth


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Reply #808 on: July 10, 2014, 07:33:20 PM
It was claimed by someone that there are no atheists in foxholes.  I can attest to that.

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Reply #809 on: July 19, 2014, 12:56:46 AM
It was claimed by someone that there are no atheists in foxholes.  I can attest to that.


Sorry, but no. You're wrong. I was asked to send you here.

http://militaryatheists.org/atheists-in-foxholes/

Now stop attesting to silly things. They make you sound stupid.



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Reply #810 on: July 19, 2014, 03:56:28 PM
It was claimed by someone that there are no atheists in foxholes.  I can attest to that.


Sorry, but no. You're wrong. I was asked to send you here.

http://militaryatheists.org/atheists-in-foxholes/

Now stop attesting to silly things. They make you sound stupid.


lol, yeah watcher. Sounds like one of your fans.

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Reply #811 on: July 19, 2014, 04:03:03 PM
It was claimed by someone that there are no atheists in foxholes.  I can attest to that.


Sorry, but no. You're wrong. I was asked to send you here.

http://militaryatheists.org/atheists-in-foxholes/

Now stop attesting to silly things. They make you sound stupid.

How is stating something he heard making him sound stupid? He does not state it's his comment or did I miss something?



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Reply #812 on: July 19, 2014, 05:38:46 PM
It was claimed by someone that there are no atheists in foxholes.  I can attest to that.


Sorry, but no. You're wrong. I was asked to send you here.

http://militaryatheists.org/atheists-in-foxholes/

Now stop attesting to silly things. They make you sound stupid.

How is stating something he heard making him sound stupid? He does not state it's his comment or did I miss something?


Hold on a sec! WHO asked him? GOD?   :emot_weird:

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Reply #813 on: July 20, 2014, 07:40:03 AM
It was claimed by someone that there are no atheists in foxholes.  I can attest to that.


Sorry, but no. You're wrong. I was asked to send you here.

http://militaryatheists.org/atheists-in-foxholes/

Now stop attesting to silly things. They make you sound stupid.

How is stating something he heard making him sound stupid? He does not state it's his comment or did I miss something?

It's not his statement, originally, but he attested to it's authenticity which means he assumes responsibility for it. It's really the absolute nature of the claim that makes it so stupid, short of asking every single person who has ever been in a foxhole, it could never be verified. And as the above link shows there are scores of them in the US military alone.    
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Reply #814 on: July 20, 2014, 07:59:36 AM
It was claimed by someone that there are no atheists in foxholes.  I can attest to that.


Sorry, but no. You're wrong. I was asked to send you here.

http://militaryatheists.org/atheists-in-foxholes/

Now stop attesting to silly things. They make you sound stupid.

How is stating something he heard making him sound stupid? He does not state it's his comment or did I miss something?


Hold on a sec! WHO asked him? GOD?   :emot_weird:

Ha! That's not bad. But you obviously didn't follow the link as it leads of with this:

"Military Association of Atheists and Freethinkers
Providing community for atheists, humanists, and other nontheists in the military.   

MAAF maintains a roster of Atheists in Foxholes, just in case there are any rumors that we don't exist. The next time you hear someone repeat that old myth, just send them here to see how atheists have served honorably in combat - always have, always will."

So, you see, when a member of the military asks me for a favor who am I to say no?! I would suggest that if you're in a similar situation you do the same. It's your patriotic duty after all. 8)   



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Reply #815 on: July 20, 2014, 11:25:53 AM
Sixty five pages of comments for a two letter answer?



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Reply #816 on: July 20, 2014, 09:06:27 PM
Two word answer.

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Reply #817 on: July 21, 2014, 03:36:50 AM
It was claimed by someone that there are no atheists in foxholes.  I can attest to that.


Sorry, but no. You're wrong. I was asked to send you here.

http://militaryatheists.org/atheists-in-foxholes/

Now stop attesting to silly things. They make you sound stupid.


lol, yeah watcher. Sounds like one of your fans.

Just my luck.... 8)

Purvwatcher - who asked you to send me the link?  Let me know if you have ever been in combat and seen fellow soldiers hit?  Then you can form an opinion of me.

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Reply #818 on: July 25, 2014, 02:41:10 PM
It seems to me that any religious faith has to be entered into of one's own freewill, or there's just nothing there. Put bluntly: if you think you need to have the forces of Government behind you to impose your religious agenda, your religion is shit.

There. I feel better now.



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Reply #819 on: July 25, 2014, 06:37:46 PM

It seems to me that any religious faith has to be entered into of one's own freewill, or there's just nothing there. Put bluntly: if you think you need to have the forces of Government behind you to impose your religious agenda, your religion is shit.

There. I feel better now.



I am someone who both believes in God and practices an organized religion.

And I agree with you completely.

Your point helps return a proper focus to the free exercise and anti-establishment clauses of the First Amendment. It protects both of us in our choices to believe or not, and to practice or not.

The problem, as you allude to, is the recent efforts to pervert that protection into a codification, via laws or Supreme Court decisions, or specific religious beliefs, and specific religious practices. That subverts both the the wording and the intent of the First Amendment.

Good post (and I'm glad you feel better).




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