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Reply #40 on: May 11, 2016, 05:40:34 PM
When she did it, she placed it over the whole areola and nipple.   It formed it into a little teepee that was set upon her breast mound.   It was a little too freaky looking for me.

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Reply #41 on: May 11, 2016, 05:41:52 PM
Quote from: toeinh2o on May 11, 2016, 04:31:55 PM
I have a set of these vacuum clips.  They are great on nipples and the clit.  Or all three at the same time.


And what toys don't you have??

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Reply #42 on: May 11, 2016, 06:22:44 PM
Quote from: MintJulie on May 11, 2016, 05:41:52 PM
Quote from: toeinh2o on May 11, 2016, 04:31:55 PM
I have a set of these vacuum clips.  They are great on nipples and the clit.  Or all three at the same time.


And what toys don't you have??

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Reply #43 on: June 11, 2016, 06:55:07 PM
I don't know if the would be considered a weird item to masturbate with but I discovered that a second generation WeeVibe strategically placed on my penis gave me a very, very strong orgasm.

That is all.

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Reply #44 on: October 10, 2016, 02:49:31 AM
Quote from: joe_and_michelle on August 17, 2015, 08:42:03 PM
Okay, that makes sense.
Anybody that does it with this ornamental grass would have to have a schlong stronger than Superman.

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Reply #45 on: January 31, 2020, 04:58:28 AM
The weirdest thing I can remember was, I think, a waterlogged coconut I encountered while snorkeling in Hawaii.  I had gone there with my girlfriend and her parents.  I found this object floating along and it had a hole in one end, so I stuck my cock in it and pumped it until I came.  I was under water humping whatever it was, using my snorkel to breathe and while I was "fukin' the nut, a couple came snorkeling along, saw me and headed the other way.  Too bad they didn't want to get involved.  Anyway, my girlfriend and her parents were pissed when I got back to shore.  They wanted to know what took me so long.  I told them I had just gotten caught up watching some cool fish.  I still fucked the daylights outta my girlfriend that night, hell, I'd fucked her the night before, too.


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Reply #46 on: January 31, 2020, 05:35:44 AM
A T-ball stand.    :facepalm:  in the backseat of my (at the time) boyfriend's car.  I've had better.


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Reply #47 on: January 31, 2020, 03:16:27 PM
Eh.. been awhile since post so I'll bite.
A Drumstick and a classic medical thermometer.
Drumstick up the back and the thermometer in the urethra.
(Sounding...before I knew there was a name for it).
Luckily it didnt break....

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Reply #48 on: January 31, 2020, 03:34:30 PM
Quote from: KinkyKacey on January 31, 2020, 03:16:27 PM
Eh.. been awhile since post so I'll bite.
A Drumstick and a classic medical thermometer.
Drumstick up the back and the thermometer in the urethra.
(Sounding...before I knew there was a name for it).
Luckily it didnt break....





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Reply #49 on: January 31, 2020, 03:39:48 PM
Quote from: Shiela_M on January 31, 2020, 05:35:44 AM
A T-ball stand.    :facepalm:  in the backseat of my (at the time) boyfriend's car.  I've had better.


Better boyfriend or better T-ball stand?


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Reply #50 on: January 31, 2020, 03:40:07 PM
Quote from: Jed_ on January 31, 2020, 03:34:30 PM
Quote from: KinkyKacey on January 31, 2020, 03:16:27 PM
Eh.. been awhile since post so I'll bite.
A Drumstick and a classic medical thermometer.
Drumstick up the back and the thermometer in the urethra.
(Sounding...before I knew there was a name for it).
Luckily it didnt break....





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My thoughts exactly lol.  Perhaps a turkey leg  :emot_laughing:


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Reply #51 on: January 31, 2020, 03:40:43 PM
Quote from: Jed_ on January 31, 2020, 03:39:48 PM
Quote from: Shiela_M on January 31, 2020, 05:35:44 AM
A T-ball stand.    :facepalm:  in the backseat of my (at the time) boyfriend's car.  I've had better.


Better boyfriend or better T-ball stand?

Both


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Reply #52 on: January 31, 2020, 03:46:54 PM
Found a pic of an ostrich drumstick LOL, but can’t post it due to underage person holding it.


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Reply #53 on: January 31, 2020, 06:19:56 PM
Lol... drumming drumstick. The other would be tasty but messy. And not get in far enough... lol.
Funny side note.. I'm delivering catering nowdays (not on road driving trucks anymore).
After my early morning remembrances on these fun times, I end up setting up a lunch at a Urology office..  and listening to a doc describe his procedure. Not supposed to get turned on at places like this but I did... lol.

[Edit: and now I'm hungry for chicken....thanks folks :) ]

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Reply #54 on: January 31, 2020, 06:25:18 PM
Quote from: Jed_ on January 31, 2020, 03:46:54 PM
Found a pic of an ostrich drumstick LOL, but can’t post it due to underage person holding it.



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Reply #55 on: January 31, 2020, 07:18:15 PM
Quote from: KinkyKacey on January 31, 2020, 06:19:56 PM
Lol... drumming drumstick. The other would be tasty but messy. And not get in far enough... lol.
Funny side note.. I'm delivering catering nowdays (not on road driving trucks anymore).
After my early morning remembrances on these fun times, I end up setting up a lunch at a Urology office..  and listening to a doc describe his procedure. Not supposed to get turned on at places like this but I did... lol.

[Edit: and now I'm hungry for chicken....thanks folks :) ]


I’m getting KFC for dinner tonight.  That was decided in my house last night.

Come to think of it, my Peruvian has always preferred the drumstick over all other parts, even buys big packs of just those at the grocery.  Mmmmm?

I usually go for the breasts and thighs. . . . . with chicken too.


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Reply #56 on: January 31, 2020, 07:24:18 PM
So would that be under food porn or beast????


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Reply #57 on: January 31, 2020, 08:23:03 PM
Quote from: Jed_ on January 31, 2020, 07:18:15 PM

I’m getting KFC for dinner tonight.  That was decided in my house last night.


LOVE LOVE LOVE KFC.  But I will only eat it twice a year.   

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Reply #58 on: January 31, 2020, 08:32:40 PM
Quote from: MintJulie on January 31, 2020, 08:23:03 PM
Quote from: Jed_ on January 31, 2020, 07:18:15 PM

I’m getting KFC for dinner tonight.  That was decided in my house last night.


LOVE LOVE LOVE KFC.  But I will only eat it twice a year.   


I eat any fast food less than once a month, maybe 8-10 times a year.

Getting just chicken and a couple biscuits.  I’m making a Greek salad as a side: lettuce, spinach, cucumber, tomato, kalamata olives and feta cheese.  I got a spring mix to finish, otherwise I wouldn’t normally include spinach in that salad despite loving it.


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Reply #59 on: January 31, 2020, 08:37:39 PM
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Quote from: MintJulie on January 31, 2020, 08:23:03 PM
Quote from: Jed_ on January 31, 2020, 07:18:15 PM

I’m getting KFC for dinner tonight.  That was decided in my house last night.


LOVE LOVE LOVE KFC.  But I will only eat it twice a year.  


I eat any fast food less than once a month, maybe 8-10 times a year.

Getting just chicken and a couple biscuits.  I’m making a Greek salad as a side: lettuce, spinach, cucumber, tomato, kalamata olives and feta cheese.  I got a spring mix to finish, otherwise I wouldn’t normally include spinach in that salad despite loving it.

You both have better self control than me, if I dont get my taco bell at least twice a week I'll lose my damn mind.
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