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Offline GEMINIGUY

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on: May 26, 2015, 07:48:20 PM
Considering the threads about Canada's antics and Texas' antics, i'd say we - the 48 continental United States - are pretty much F-cked...lol

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Reply #1 on: May 26, 2015, 08:26:26 PM
Quote from: GEMINIGUY on May 26, 2015, 07:48:20 PM

Considering the threads about Canada's antics and Texas' antics, i'd say we - the 48 continental United States - are pretty much F-cked...lol


One could counter-argue that since both those places are irrelevant in the big picture, the rest of us are sitting pretty.





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Reply #2 on: May 26, 2015, 08:35:48 PM
Heehee Maybe Canada and Texas we team up and come after us? :P

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Reply #3 on: May 26, 2015, 09:18:54 PM
Quote from: MissBarbara on May 26, 2015, 08:26:26 PM
One could counter-argue that since both those places are irrelevant in the big picture, the rest of us are sitting pretty.



Ouch! Fucking OUCH!! :'(

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Reply #4 on: May 26, 2015, 09:20:09 PM
Quote from: GEMINIGUY on May 26, 2015, 08:35:48 PM
Heehee Maybe Canada and Texas we team up and come after us? :P


The invasion is imminent

While you're waiting in vain for that apology, why don't you make yourself useful by getting on your knees and opening your mouth

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Reply #5 on: May 26, 2015, 11:00:19 PM
lol

By the way, no one noticed my error. I said the 48 continental United States between Canada and Texas. 50 States minus Texas. Of course I was leaving out Hawaii, non-continental. But I left in Alaska! So I should have said 47 continental United States between Canada and Texas. :P
Maybe Alaska will attack Canada from behind? ;-)

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Reply #6 on: May 26, 2015, 11:04:36 PM
Quote from: GEMINIGUY on May 26, 2015, 11:00:19 PM
lol

By the way, no one noticed my error. I said the 48 continental United States between Canada and Texas. 50 States minus Texas. Of course I was leaving out Hawaii, non-continental. But I left in Alaska! So I should have said 47 continental United States between Canada and Texas. :P
Maybe Alaska will attack Canada from behind? ;-)

I saw that and knew that you were technically correct, GG.
Alaska is on the continent.

You were probably thinking of the term for the lower 48 which would be contiguous states.

You're welcome.  You're smarter than you think!  ;D


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Reply #7 on: May 26, 2015, 11:15:12 PM
I was, as i'd stated, the States between Canada and Texas, Alaska all by its lonesome. :(

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Reply #8 on: May 26, 2015, 11:17:21 PM
Quote from: GEMINIGUY on May 26, 2015, 08:35:48 PM

Heehee Maybe Canada and Texas we team up and come after us? :P


From what phtlc and Toe have described, Canadians and Texans are unable to get together to accomplish anything...





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Reply #9 on: May 26, 2015, 11:28:47 PM
Besides, Texas is trying to figure out what to do with all this fucking water!

I dressed for summer today, but the humidity is causing the air conditioner to work extra. So I'm pokey in the extreme today, even with a bra.

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Reply #10 on: May 26, 2015, 11:35:40 PM
Quote from: Katiebee on May 26, 2015, 11:28:47 PM

So I'm pokey in the extreme today, even with a bra.


MissBarbara is struggling mightily not to create a mental picture of that...and failing...





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Reply #11 on: May 26, 2015, 11:36:33 PM
Quote from: Katiebee on May 26, 2015, 11:28:47 PM

I dressed for summer today, but the humidity is causing the air conditioner to work extra. So I'm pokey in the extreme today, even with a bra.

Glad to hear that you're okay down there.
But, uh-hm, with your swords, you ALWAYS seem a bit pokey in the extreme.



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Reply #12 on: May 26, 2015, 11:52:05 PM
Quote from: brody on May 26, 2015, 11:36:33 PM
Quote from: Katiebee on May 26, 2015, 11:28:47 PM

I dressed for summer today, but the humidity is causing the air conditioner to work extra. So I'm pokey in the extreme today, even with a bra.

Glad to hear that you're okay down there.
But, uh-hm, with your swords, you ALWAYS seem a bit pokey in the extreme.



She didn't say "Pokey You", she was mentioning another pokey.
Besides Swords tend to rust in high humidity, or at least tarnish.
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Reply #13 on: May 27, 2015, 12:00:24 AM
Katie always knows how to say just the right thing to get those feathers ruffled.

And I don't mean just Watcher's. His eagle eyes got wider too. lol

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Reply #14 on: May 27, 2015, 12:15:11 AM
I imagine they glazed over.

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Reply #15 on: May 27, 2015, 12:23:53 AM
-The noble eagle soars through the air majestically. He circles around at the sight below him: A lass whose "swords" are affected by her AC working overtime. The lass senses someone spying on her and looks skyward. Not pleased with what she sees, she pulls out her rifle [or crossbow], aims, and...-



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Reply #16 on: May 27, 2015, 01:03:43 AM
Quote from: MissBarbara on May 26, 2015, 11:35:40 PM
Quote from: Katiebee on May 26, 2015, 11:28:47 PM

So I'm pokey in the extreme today, even with a bra.


MissBarbara is struggling mightily not to create a mental picture of that...and failing...





I sure am not struggling. I have a great mental picture of Katie's pokies.  8)

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Reply #17 on: May 29, 2015, 10:08:42 AM

Would this be an appropriate spot for "PIX OR IT DIDN'T HAPPEN!"


Quote from: phtlc on May 26, 2015, 09:20:09 PM
Quote from: GEMINIGUY on May 26, 2015, 08:35:48 PM
Heehee Maybe Canada and Texas we team up and come after us? :P

The invasion is imminent

Naw, if Texas was gonna invade anywhere, they'd head SOUTH.  Hell, there weren't nobody down in Messico but the help, anyhoo!

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Reply #18 on: May 29, 2015, 03:23:02 PM
Lovin' it... Got a rise out of me, it did,,,it did.

Unconfirmed NPR story a week or so ago

Canada and Mexico are pulling a do against us and taking us to the word court for not eating enough of their beef.

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Reply #19 on: May 29, 2015, 09:02:16 PM
Quote from: anvil on May 29, 2015, 03:23:02 PM
Lovin' it... Got a rise out of me, it did,,,it did.

Unconfirmed NPR story a week or so ago

Canada and Mexico are pulling a do against us and taking us to the word court for not eating enough of their beef.

Okay, simple enough question....."Are they eating enough of OUR beef"?
Just asking...??

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