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Offline watcher1

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Reply #20 on: March 17, 2015, 03:53:32 PM
Quote from: Elizabeth on March 17, 2015, 03:12:49 PM
ALRIGHT...!!!!
I am never never ever gonna mention a "ladder" (of any kind) ever again.
OMG....
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A ladder? Thought your room was on the first floor.  Then whose room was I looking in?  :o

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Reply #21 on: March 17, 2015, 04:00:39 PM
old enough to know better

and young enough to go for it anyway.

I definitely didn't "wake up when I was 65,

and realize I died at 25".

67 and still leading my great adventure called life.

extension ladder works!!!  needs a little TLC, all offers given intimate consideration.  ;)

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Reply #22 on: March 17, 2015, 04:34:09 PM
Quote from: watcher1 on March 17, 2015, 03:53:32 PM
Quote from: Elizabeth on March 17, 2015, 03:12:49 PM
ALRIGHT...!!!!
I am never never ever gonna mention a "ladder" (of any kind) ever again.
OMG....
 :emot_laughing:
Love,
Liz


A ladder? Thought your room was on the first floor.  Then whose room was I looking in?  :o

EEEWWWWWWWW............I don't wanna know the answer to that.!!!
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Love,
Liz


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Reply #23 on: March 17, 2015, 09:22:26 PM
I'm 41 now, but look 61 as my hair is a full mixture of greys and light brown hairs. Not to mention my full beard and mustache has greys all over with brown as well. I plan on getting my hair cut soon, do a dye job and shave my face.


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Reply #24 on: March 17, 2015, 09:41:35 PM
My cousin Joey's hair is all brown but his beard has a lot of white in it, and he's only my age.
When I let my stubble go, it's dark, but if I let my moustache go it's very light blonde. -shrugs-

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Reply #25 on: March 20, 2015, 06:42:00 PM
Quote from: joe_and_michelle on March 16, 2015, 05:25:36 PM
Age: 50 and 6 days old.
Though, I look 42-1/2.
Feel like I'm 35.
Dance like I'm 26.
Party like I'm 20.
Have the ass of a 19 year old.

So, what's the ass's name?

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Reply #26 on: March 20, 2015, 06:49:42 PM
Quote from: Katiebee on March 20, 2015, 06:42:00 PM
Quote from: joe_and_michelle on March 16, 2015, 05:25:36 PM
Age: 50 and 6 days old.
Though, I look 42-1/2.
Feel like I'm 35.
Dance like I'm 26.
Party like I'm 20.
Have the ass of a 19 year old.
So, what's the ass's name?

It's been called by a few female friends - Sweet Cheeks, Money Maker and Hunk Trunk

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Reply #27 on: March 20, 2015, 08:05:47 PM
Lets put this age thing in perspective.

I clearly remember Nixon on trial, all phones were corded.
I voted for Reagan, and took dates to see ET, Jaws, the Godfather and Smokey and the Bandit.

On the up side, I've long learned that sex is fun, but not critical for a good night with a lady (if not tonight, then tomorrow) .  I know exactly where her hot spots are, and how to treat her well.

I've learned there is an asshole everywhere you go, so just ignore them  and do your damn job.  That rarely are things as bad as they first seem, so don't freak the fuck out.

That a better time can be had on my front porch with friends and wine, than at a club, yelling to be heard 2 feet away.

That a "yes mame" and "let me help you with that" will get you laid more than any bragging and name dropping can.
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Reply #28 on: March 22, 2015, 08:53:18 AM
Thinking I should start acting my age but a lot of people the same age act completely different. I guess we are all different at all ages. I'm old enought that I started remembering the ones I didn't do instead of the ones I did. Can't remember most of the names of either ones. Can't change the clock but I'm trying to rewind it. Hey, it's always today.


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Reply #29 on: March 23, 2015, 06:46:39 PM
Quote from: toeinh2o on March 23, 2015, 04:04:21 PM

I started this thread to see if my suspicions were true.  And it looks like they are.  We are weighted heavily (among active posting members) to the older years.

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Reply #30 on: March 23, 2015, 06:48:19 PM
Quote from: toeinh2o on March 23, 2015, 04:04:21 PM
Those who can, do.  Those who can't, teach.

Those who can, do.  Those who can't, go online and read stories about those who can!


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Reply #31 on: March 23, 2015, 07:11:56 PM
I'm with Eric.  Do a lot of reading and remembering. :D

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Reply #32 on: March 25, 2015, 02:23:53 PM
Gee thanks for calling me old.

Miss B, you aren't much older than Gina or me.

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Reply #33 on: March 26, 2015, 10:53:36 AM
40 but not for much longer, lol. Exercising has been a huge part of my life, most of my life. Feel much younger than 40.


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Reply #34 on: March 26, 2015, 02:00:39 PM
Quote from: Katiebee on March 25, 2015, 02:23:53 PM

Gee thanks for calling me old.

Miss B, you aren't much older than Gina or me.


That's true.

But I'm MUCH younger than Toe...





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Reply #35 on: March 27, 2015, 04:56:46 PM
66 years old, knees are shot, but (most) everything else works as well as when I was a virginal 18....

...hmmm, virgin at 18, sexless at 66. I'm sure "something" happened in between.

I've always said I won't be old until my pubes turn grey. I still have a full head of hair, which turned grey when I was in my 30's, but still no grey pubes. Perhaps I need someone to really check them out to make sure my weak eyesight isn't missing anything.

As far as the ladder is concerned, it hasn't been of the rack for many, many, many years.


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Reply #36 on: March 28, 2015, 03:36:02 AM
Considering it's a common moniker that I've heard most of my adult life, it appears to hold true here too.

"Baby of the group" at 26.

"But captain, to obey - just like that - for obedience's sake... without questioning... That's something only people like you do."

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Reply #37 on: March 28, 2015, 04:02:38 AM
Quote from: kittykass on March 28, 2015, 03:36:02 AM

"Baby of the group" at 26.

I vaguely remember that age.....   ;D


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Reply #38 on: March 29, 2015, 04:40:49 AM
Quote from: MissBarbara on March 26, 2015, 02:00:39 PM
Quote from: Katiebee on March 25, 2015, 02:23:53 PM

Gee thanks for calling me old.

Miss B, you aren't much older than Gina or me.


That's true.

But I'm MUCH younger than Toe...




Seems most everyone else IS much younger than Toe.

:)

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Reply #39 on: March 29, 2015, 01:28:50 PM
Quote from: Katiebee on March 29, 2015, 04:40:49 AM
Quote from: MissBarbara on March 26, 2015, 02:00:39 PM
Quote from: Katiebee on March 25, 2015, 02:23:53 PM

Gee thanks for calling me old.

Miss B, you aren't much older than Gina or me.


That's true.

But I'm MUCH younger than Toe...




Seems most everyone else IS much younger than Toe.

:)

I doubt I "much younger".  I'm at the point that I'm older then almost everyone I work with at the hospital.

But there are advantages to age, and I wouldn't go back to 20 for anything.  30 maybe, 30's were good.


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