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toeinh20

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on: March 16, 2015, 03:55:37 PM
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Reply #1 on: March 16, 2015, 04:01:15 PM
60's and really felling it!

I am like Charlie the Tuna.  I don't want women with good taste, I want women who taste good.

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Reply #2 on: March 16, 2015, 04:57:21 PM
Can us girls answer this ??
Or is it just a guy question..??
 :D
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Reply #3 on: March 16, 2015, 05:06:16 PM
30s but still feeling like a teenager :P

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Then it's good enough for me" - Adam Ant

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Reply #4 on: March 16, 2015, 05:10:18 PM
Quote from: Geminiguy on March 16, 2015, 05:06:16 PM
30s but still feeling like a teenager :P

LOL.....Oh Yeah.??
But the real question is "Can you still get it up" ?...("it" being the extenstion ladder in your yard)..........
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Reply #5 on: March 16, 2015, 05:16:25 PM
Strangely enough, I "get it up" way more now than I did back then and my desire has only increase as well. You asked, Liz, but I know you're saying "EWWWWW!" ;-)

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Reply #6 on: March 16, 2015, 05:17:54 PM
Quote from: Geminiguy on March 16, 2015, 05:16:25 PM
Strangely enough, I "get it up" way more now than I did back then and my desire has only increase as well. You asked, Liz, but I know you're saying "EWWWWW!" ;-)

"Giggles".....YUP.....EEEEWWWWWWWW......
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Liz



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Reply #7 on: March 16, 2015, 05:25:36 PM
Age: 50 and 6 days old.
Though, I look 42-1/2.
Feel like I'm 35.
Dance like I'm 26.
Party like I'm 20.
Have the ass of a 19 year old.


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Reply #8 on: March 16, 2015, 05:27:26 PM
Are you absolutely sure you feel 42 1/2? :P

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Reply #9 on: March 16, 2015, 05:46:39 PM
Well, according to the schmutz I put on my profile page, I am 413 years and 18 days old.  Although I hardly feel a day over 50 ¾ — except those days when moving my joints makes me feel closer to 97¼ (plus or minus 6 days).  And since Liz is wondering, the extension ladder in my yard still works just fine.   ;D


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Reply #10 on: March 16, 2015, 05:51:50 PM
Quote from: brody on March 16, 2015, 05:46:39 PM
Well, according to the schmutz I put on my profile page, I am 413 years and 18 days old.  Although I hardly feel a day over 50 ¾ — except those days when moving my joints makes me feel closer to 97¼ (plus or minus 6 days).  And since Liz is wondering, the extension ladder in my yard still works just fine.   ;D

"Ouch"......
 :D

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Liz


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Reply #11 on: March 16, 2015, 05:53:08 PM
Quote from: Geminiguy on March 16, 2015, 05:27:26 PM
Are you absolutely sure you feel 42 1/2? :P

My insomnia hasn't been kicking my ass like it was.   I still have some bad nights, so I might look anywhere from 39 to 46, I just split the difference.

The extension ladder desperately needs an oil change.


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Reply #12 on: March 16, 2015, 06:19:05 PM
What's the old saying -- I'm old enough to know better and young enough to do it at least once a night  ;D

That is all.

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Reply #13 on: March 16, 2015, 07:14:43 PM
Quote from: coacheric on March 16, 2015, 06:04:37 PM
Quote from: Geminiguy on March 16, 2015, 05:16:25 PM
Strangely enough, I "get it up" way more now than I did back then and my desire has only increase as well. You asked, Liz, but I know you're saying "EWWWWW!" ;-)

All Liz wanted to know was if when mom tells you to turn the TV off and clean the gutters that you can actually clean the gutters!

LOL..."I did"..??
I didn't know that....
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Liz


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Reply #14 on: March 16, 2015, 08:59:44 PM
I'm on the cusp of 70.  Turning 69 last December was the first time I really started feeling like I was getting old.  I mean....70!  Never thought I'd get that far, now I'm a little over 9 month away.

The gutters will have to clean themselves.  Extension ladder hasn't been up for a long time.  I can still remember when it did go up.  Does that count for anything? :emot_laughing:

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Reply #15 on: March 17, 2015, 01:21:56 AM
No problem here... I always say you're as young as the woman you feel... hence all the mature pics I post... And Liz... do I need a ladder to get it up... I usually hang out of the window...

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Reply #16 on: March 17, 2015, 07:19:56 AM
Never give up,

Never grow 'old'

Never die young

It is the inevitable nature of man, to desire that - which he can not have

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Reply #17 on: March 17, 2015, 07:21:39 AM
"Won't get sick, won't get any older and won't ever die"

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Then it's good enough for me" - Adam Ant

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Reply #18 on: March 17, 2015, 01:37:43 PM
49.. If Q was asked 4 months later would've had to choose differently.
Mentally..20's or 30's
And some body parts..teens (2nd Puberty thing).
No, some of my ladder days are over...although what does it mean when the last time I did, I got a helluva splinter from it... (Was an old woody extension ladder LOL :))

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Reply #19 on: March 17, 2015, 03:12:49 PM
ALRIGHT...!!!!
I am never never ever gonna mention a "ladder" (of any kind) ever again.
OMG....
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Love,
Liz


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