So now you're a yoga instructor, too?
Do you actually know anything about guns, whatsoever? Okay, you managed to correctly identify a Glock, even with the distraction of a fuscha flower printed on it, congratulations. (This site does not offer cookies.)
At some point, it just becomes false advertising. Maybe you could pick a name that better describes your particular brand of whackiness, like RightHandMan420, or something? I keep seeing your name in the Good Guy with a Gun thread, and get disappointed, when none of those three things actually show up.