When the Ebola plague creeps into Michigan. Out of all the people on KB, Coach is the guy I would trust to flee to the U.P. with our families.
I can not trust the Texans won't be carrying the virus, nor the Belgiums. Georgia, home of the CDC, ha, you're on your own.
If the U.P. falls, we cross over into Canada. Coach is the guy. I mean, just look at that f'n avatar. He's the man!
***Edit*** Seems one of the soon to be infected posted before me. Toe, well he's a swell fucking guy. If I had an older brother, I'd want him to be like Toe...just not living in Texas right now, though.