This old gf from 30 years ago called me today to tell me that breaking up with me was the biggest mistake of her life. LOL. “Tell me you’re crazy without saying it.”
She just wanted to apologize in case I’ve been grieving for 30 years. We were hot and heavy for a few weeks back in the day, but she left me for her ex. The drug addict with a 12”. I assume.
It got weirder when she told me she still loves me. But I get that a lot from my exes. 😂😂😂 She may have been stoned.
She sent me some photos. Hot for a grandma. But not with the “I’ve loved you for 30 years” craziness. You know I don’t like women who love me. 😂
In the immortal words of Alice Cooper from his song, which is considered a primer on how not to just dive into something with someone crazy..."I better not touch, because I want it too much."
The sage advice I have gleaned from your post was if its been some time since you seen someone who broke it off with you, its best to leave those old bones in the past. I would wish her well and move on. Like I said about that cheerleader whom I dated for a week when me and wife broke up in high school. I shut her down hard, because she was a crazy, man trapping bitch. Her current husband is a sad shell of a man now. Woo for you!
(Not to sound shallow, but I wish I could pull the way you handle women off. I am just a meat brick. A toast of some damned fine coffee from my work desk to you, good sir!)