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Reply #8360 on: August 09, 2024, 03:48:53 AM
Oh... do you still go to keep the Esq. after your name  :D

I’m still a lawyer. My status is “inactive” with the State Bar. So I can call myself a lawyer. I just can’t take on new clients and actively practice.

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Reply #8361 on: August 15, 2024, 01:07:29 AM
I’ve spent a week online, trying to figure out what is wrong with my legs. And I think it was something called “postconcussive syndrome.” It can cause dizziness, unsteady gait, and leg failure.

I fell last Wednesday and split my head open on a table.

But it’s been a week now, and I have steadily improved every day. My horrible headaches stopped on Monday. And I feel much steadier on my feet. I’m able to make it from room to room without falling over. So I guess the rumors of my untimely death were greatly exaggerated. LOL.

I actually made myself coffee for the first time in a week this morning. And I was able to stand next to the machine for the entire brew cycle.

Now, if I can just rub one out. LOL.

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Reply #8362 on: August 15, 2024, 05:26:41 PM
I watched Clarkson Farm on Amazon Prime. According to him, the UK needs to start making everything out of wool again  :emot_laughing:

On the way home from a mid-week break to celebrate a wedding anniversary we called in at Diddly Squat farm.  There is now actually a lot, lot more parking area than shown on the TV programs.  Got parked in a field ok, but the queue to get in the farm shop was absolutely enormous.  As it was also one of the hottest days of the year and Mrs Obi doesn't like queueing at the best of times we drove away without getting out of the car.  Disappointed not to come home with some Jeremy's Juice and Hawkestone beer but I do have some souvenir Diddly Squat mud on the car though.

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Reply #8363 on: August 15, 2024, 09:16:27 PM
Continue to feel better. And horniness meter is slowly ascending. Always a good sign.





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Reply #8364 on: August 15, 2024, 10:01:02 PM
Continue to feel better. And horniness guarded is ascending. Always a good sign.

So glad to hear of your improvement. I just put a special package in the mail. It's a helmet...I thought you needed something for around the house. Those blood stains are hard to get out.

I am getting worried about your falls. Wish you'd see a real Doc instead of Dr. Google. Take care my brother. We need to keep you around.  :hug:

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Reply #8365 on: August 16, 2024, 03:21:43 AM
Yeam PH I really hope you heal completely and have no more falls. Helmet sounds good :)



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Reply #8366 on: August 17, 2024, 11:32:18 PM
PH needs his helmet polished?? Oh never mind, I misread. Thought I had work to do.😘

I am glad things seem to be getting better for you love. Balance issues really suck. With everything going on with everybody, I didn't want to add to the pile, but I had been dealing with a bad flare up. No bad falls but I needed my cane to get around and had some migraines. I went for my first jog in over a week this morning, so I'm feeling really good. It was a short one, but I can jog again so I'm happy.



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Reply #8367 on: August 18, 2024, 12:10:48 AM
Boy we're a happy group. I've been having leg problems too. After two visits to the VA Tuesday and Wednesday I woke up Thursday with legs nearly non functioning. They're doing a little better day by day
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PH wearing a helmet on his head as he polishes his other helmet. ;D

Shiela tottering around on her cane as she pours extra salt on kale chips (that's a thing???)

Me I'm sitting in my chair nodding.off in front of the TV.

How long before we add a hospital ward to the board.
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Reply #8368 on: August 18, 2024, 12:16:42 AM
I almost didn't mention it, but going for a jog really did make my day right off the bat.

Yes kale chips are a thing. Trim the main vein from the middle of the leaves, add a little avocado oil on them, little salt, less than I used, and just pop them in the oven until crispy.



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Reply #8369 on: August 18, 2024, 12:21:56 AM
Guess I'll never get past being a burger and fries guy :D

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Reply #8370 on: August 19, 2024, 04:42:52 PM
My son starts law school orientation today. So many wonderful traditions and organizations that I remember from 40 years ago. Excited to see him discover “1L” for himself.

”You can be mad as a mad dog at the way things went.  You can swear and curse the fates.  But when it comes to the end, you have to let go.” — The Curious Case of Benjamin Button


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Reply #8371 on: August 19, 2024, 06:37:48 PM
Congrats on the apple not falling far from the tree...in a good way. I'm sure from what you've been telling he's going to excel. You've raised a good one.

A few years ago when I was doing crosswords I'd get this answer of "onel". Always got it by doing the cross clues and never knew what it meant. :facepalm:

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Reply #8372 on: August 19, 2024, 07:03:03 PM
The Paper Chase (1973) is the best movie ever made about 1L, and the Socratic Method of learning. Not so terrifying these days, but definitely not college.

Charles W. Kingsfield Jr.: Mr. Hart, here's a dime. Call your mother, and tell her there is serious doubt about you becoming a lawyer.


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Reply #8373 on: August 21, 2024, 04:14:10 PM
Well... good news/kind of bad news. Daughter and son in law are coming for a visit.
We knew it was only going to be for a week. Usually they come for 2-3 weeks.

We've been excited to see them again. Got a call this morning, expecting to hear they were on the road.
Nope... they've had to delay their start until tomorrow.

Sadly the departure date stays the same. So one less day  on an already short visit. :'(

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Reply #8374 on: August 21, 2024, 08:49:30 PM
Happy visit at lunch time.

We were settled in our.chairs to watch some TV with lunch when I saw a shape rich up the front steps, a second person was at the bottom of the steps.

I thought.it was a pair of those damn roof repair sales people. I was preparing to tell them too move on when the door opened a head popped in and a familiar face gave us a cheery hello.

It was our neighbors who moved away several weeks ago. They're back for a family event and stopped by to say hello. They only had a few minutes but still took the time to visit us.

They were a delight to have as neighbors and we've missed them. We have a promise that they'll be be back again at Christmas time.

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Reply #8375 on: August 22, 2024, 07:04:13 AM
Helping my son brief his first case for law school tomorrow. Such an exciting time in his life. And I feel so fortunate to be there to share with him.

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Reply #8376 on: August 24, 2024, 01:57:33 AM
Yea!!! As expected Daughter and Son-in-law pulled into town early this afternoon. She gave me a call a little while ago. As can be expected they're tired after two days on the road and driving 1500 miles.

Will see them and the dog tomorrow and Sunday we'll have brunch adding wife's son for a family brunch. As they're only going to be here for a week, we'll have to pack in as much time together as we can.

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Reply #8377 on: August 24, 2024, 07:56:25 PM
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Reply #8378 on: August 26, 2024, 07:25:35 PM
Woo Obi.

My son’s first day of classes at law school. Brings back a flood of memories, mostly pleasant. So proud of him.

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Reply #8379 on: August 28, 2024, 01:12:46 AM
For those of you who remember my cheese runs  that's what I did today only the G Rated version. My daughter was with me and we were off for cheese... only.  8)

For those who don't remember the cheese runs or are new to the board ask around. ;D

It was a great day just my daughter and me going down the highway talking and filling in gaps in our histories.

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