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Reply #8340 on: August 01, 2024, 12:05:14 AM
Quote from: msslave on July 31, 2024, 08:15:10 PM
A NEW TWIST IN  DIRECT MAIL!

We get lots of direct mail. I'm glad to see it as it's rare for people to send letters anymore. I like it as it helps keep the post office in business...sorta

Today we got a new twist. A classy royal blue envelope with silver ink addressed to my wife. OK an obvious direct mail ad


The new twist was inside along with an offer to buy our home. (Yeah we've had lots of those too)

New twist was a crisp dollar bill! Wow 😳 That won't even buy coffee anymore. And... it's not even a start if their really planning to buy our home

 :emot_laughing: :emot_laughing: :emot_laughing:

I get those too, and dad gets them addressed to my mother. I wrote one of the people back, expressing concern over the fact my mom might not like receiving such mail as she is currently vacationing in Heaven right now. I just keep the money and throw the letters away, except those survey letters where they offer to pay you for taking their surveys, two dollars is two dollars!

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Reply #8341 on: August 02, 2024, 05:16:50 AM
I got busy as shit today, and took care of a dozen things. Personal grooming. Many loads of laundry, stripping and redressing the beds and sheets. And general dust bunny cleaning around my very small apartment. I’m exhausted. But it felt great.

”You can be mad as a mad dog at the way things went.  You can swear and curse the fates.  But when it comes to the end, you have to let go.” — The Curious Case of Benjamin Button

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Reply #8342 on: August 02, 2024, 05:29:19 PM
For the first time in YEARS, its the first of August and I do not have to worry about back to school shopping. The liberation I am feeling right now, my wallet can finally start the healing process. Last night Wife had to catch herself from starting the "Writer, give monies for kids school supplies" speech. Not that she had any trouble with getting money from me for it, but still it felt pretty damned good not having to plot out attacks on school supply sales for the tax free week.

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Reply #8343 on: August 02, 2024, 05:41:05 PM
When we were kids, school started at the beginning of September, after Labor Day holiday. Then they started creeping the starting date back into August. Today, I’ve got back to school photos and first day of school photos on my social media feed. It seems crazy.

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Reply #8344 on: August 02, 2024, 06:03:11 PM
Quote from: Pornhubby on August 02, 2024, 05:41:05 PM
When we were kids, school started at the beginning of September, after Labor Day holiday. Then they started creeping the starting date back into August. Today, I’ve got back to school photos and first day of school photos on my social media feed. It seems crazy.

The only saving grace was the 1 week of tax free shopping on clothes and school supplies. About the only thing Florida got right. No sales tax on school supplies from Sunday to Sunday. If not, my kids would have been carving stone slate tablets and using charcoal to write.

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Reply #8345 on: August 02, 2024, 06:13:08 PM
Minnesota has never had a tax on clothing. During back to school time we're flooded with Canadians who come across the border to save. Don't know what their tax rate was but merchants here were happy to see those Loonies roll in every fall.
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Reply #8346 on: August 02, 2024, 06:20:16 PM
Starting junior high, I bought my own stuff, or used my friends old stuff. Dad was gone, and the womb, a.k.a. my mother, only paid for the bare minimum. And it wasn't like she went to a decent store either, if she couldn't find it at the dollar store, I didn't get it from her. It wasn't that we were poor growing up. She bought herself some very nice clothes a new car ever few years. I th8nk the only thing I got from her of good quality was food. That's if she made enough for three...

But this is "what Made My Day".  Never having to go school shopping for my own kids!! 😁


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Reply #8347 on: August 02, 2024, 06:29:55 PM
Uniform prices in the UK are ridiculous, there's a lot of push at the minute for the government to do something about it. Between blazer, shirts and trousers along with rugby kit, boots, athletics/hockey kit and trainers for the eldest (in secondary school) then jumper, polo shirts and trousers for the youngest (still in primary) we're shelling out well over £300 every year just for uniform even with the stuff that still fits them from the year before.
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Reply #8348 on: August 02, 2024, 06:34:08 PM
I watched Clarkson Farm on Amazon Prime. According to him, the UK needs to start making everything out of wool again  :emot_laughing:


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Reply #8349 on: August 02, 2024, 06:37:42 PM
Quote from: Shiela_M on August 02, 2024, 06:34:08 PM
I watched Clarkson Farm on Amazon Prime. According to him, the UK needs to start making everything out of wool again  :emot_laughing:

I keep meaning to watch that but I've not got around to it!

I don't know about wool, for what their uniforms cost they must be made of unicorn tears and gold...


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Reply #8350 on: August 03, 2024, 01:47:56 PM


To celebrate our fiftieth wedding anniversary, I took the missus out to a restaurant Friday. It's only the second time we've had dinner out since the pandemic started.

After putting up with me for fifty years, she gets a hamburger and sweet potato fries. We've never gone in for big celebrations, but I can't help wondering if she's mentally shaking her head. Then again, after 18, 263 days together, her expectations couldn't be too high.

What I want to know is how the hell did all those days go by so fast?   :roll:


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Reply #8351 on: August 03, 2024, 02:56:43 PM
Happy Anniversary Purple. So celebrating with a burger and fries a major event like a 50th anniversary...sounds perfect. That the two of you are together is what makes it special.

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Reply #8352 on: August 05, 2024, 12:28:06 AM
Allan hasn't talked to his mom yet. Going to wait until I get the ring. He let my pick it out myself. Cost a whopping $28.00 from Amazon!


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Reply #8353 on: August 05, 2024, 12:56:49 AM
Quote from: Shiela_M on August 05, 2024, 12:28:06 AM
Allan hasn't talked to his mom yet. Going to wait until I get the ring. He let my pick it out myself. Cost a whopping $28.00 from Amazon!

Good girl. Never spend a fortune on engagement or wedding rings. And don’t buy blood diamonds. DeBoers made a fortune off their monopoly forever. There are so many synthetics available now.

$320.00 Moissanite. C4.  Same as blood diamonds.

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Reply #8354 on: August 05, 2024, 04:53:18 AM
Quote from: Writers Bloque on August 01, 2024, 12:05:14 AM
Quote from: msslave on July 31, 2024, 08:15:10 PM
A NEW TWIST IN  DIRECT MAIL!

We get lots of direct mail. I'm glad to see it as it's rare for people to send letters anymore. I like it as it helps keep the post office in business...sorta

Today we got a new twist. A classy royal blue envelope with silver ink addressed to my wife. OK an obvious direct mail ad


The new twist was inside along with an offer to buy our home. (Yeah we've had lots of those too)

New twist was a crisp dollar bill! Wow 😳 That won't even buy coffee anymore. And... it's not even a start if their really planning to buy our home

 :emot_laughing: :emot_laughing: :emot_laughing:

I get those too, and dad gets them addressed to my mother. I wrote one of the people back, expressing concern over the fact my mom might not like receiving such mail as she is currently vacationing in Heaven right now. I just keep the money and throw the letters away, except those survey letters where they offer to pay you for taking their surveys, two dollars is two dollars!

hey


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Reply #8355 on: August 05, 2024, 05:23:28 AM
Quote from: coachjasper69 on August 05, 2024, 04:53:18 AM
Quote from: Writers Bloque on August 01, 2024, 12:05:14 AM
Quote from: msslave on July 31, 2024, 08:15:10 PM
A NEW TWIST IN  DIRECT MAIL!

We get lots of direct mail. I'm glad to see it as it's rare for people to send letters anymore. I like it as it helps keep the post office in business...sorta

Today we got a new twist. A classy royal blue envelope with silver ink addressed to my wife. OK an obvious direct mail ad


The new twist was inside along with an offer to buy our home. (Yeah we've had lots of those too)

New twist was a crisp dollar bill! Wow 😳 That won't even buy coffee anymore. And... it's not even a start if their really planning to buy our home

 :emot_laughing: :emot_laughing: :emot_laughing:

I get those too, and dad gets them addressed to my mother. I wrote one of the people back, expressing concern over the fact my mom might not like receiving such mail as she is currently vacationing in Heaven right now. I just keep the money and throw the letters away, except those survey letters where they offer to pay you for taking their surveys, two dollars is two dollars!

hey

Yes?

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Reply #8356 on: August 07, 2024, 02:37:47 AM
My son asked me if I want to go see Lawrence of Arabia with him next week on the big screen in Spectravision. He knows it is my favorite movie. I just get emotional.


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Reply #8357 on: August 08, 2024, 06:33:34 PM
I’ve been in a bad way financially for quite some time. I’ve shared this information with you before. But yesterday, when I decided to surrender my law license, I told a small group of personal friends about my trouble with epilepsy and dementia. They got together, and sent me a huge financial gift. More than enough money to take care of all my immediate financial affairs, and to wrap up my current living arrangements. And they all sent me a note of love and encouragement. I was overwhelmed.

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Reply #8358 on: August 08, 2024, 06:38:53 PM
Quote from: purpleshoes on August 03, 2024, 01:47:56 PM


To celebrate our fiftieth wedding anniversary, I took the missus out to a restaurant Friday. It's only the second time we've had dinner out since the pandemic started.

After putting up with me for fifty years, she gets a hamburger and sweet potato fries. We've never gone in for big celebrations, but I can't help wondering if she's mentally shaking her head. Then again, after 18, 263 days together, her expectations couldn't be too high.

What I want to know is how the hell did all those days go by so fast?   :roll:

Congratulations,  purpleshoes. A great milestone in the world of today. WOO!

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Reply #8359 on: August 09, 2024, 12:54:38 AM
Toe/PH... I'm sorry to hear that you're taking down the shingle. You've had a great career and I rank you as the best Attorney KB has ever had. Whenever a legal matter has come up in a topic your advice is always sage.

It's heartwarming to know you have friends who were able to help you out as you move on to retirement. Best wishes on taking life easy. That can be a challenge sometimes.

Best wishes for the next phase of your life. Oh... do you still go to keep the Esq. after your name  :D


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