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Reply #7260 on: March 12, 2023, 05:10:46 AM
Good luck.  Always nice moving into a new place and decorating - making it your own.

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Reply #7261 on: March 12, 2023, 07:41:16 PM
Good luck.  Always nice moving into a new place and decorating - making it your own.

Well, both the place we will be leaving and the one we will be moving into are furnished. We've had to make some relatively minor purchases to equip the place(s) to our standard. Something that makes it hard to customize a home down here (unless you own it) is they are primarily built of concrete block. And, our lease prohibits drilling into the walls. So, any thing we want to hang on the walls needs to be supported by command hooks are something similar.

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Reply #7262 on: March 12, 2023, 08:02:36 PM
I remember our hotel rooms in Zihuatanejo. Everything was plaster and tile. Bed was a mattress on a cement platform as were bedside shelves.

When it was time to clean the room before new guests arrived they just took out the mattresses and hosed the place down. 8)

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Reply #7263 on: March 12, 2023, 09:35:32 PM
I remember our hotel rooms in Zihuatanejo. Everything was plaster and tile. Bed was a mattress on a cement platform as were bedside shelves.

When it was time to clean the room before new guests arrived they just took out the mattresses and hosed the place down. 8)

Andy and Red could make a mess of things…


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Reply #7264 on: March 16, 2023, 12:50:52 AM
I settled three big cases today. Generated about a quarter million in fees for the firm. I think they are going to let me stay around a while longer. I really should pass out and piss myself more often.

In other news, Chat GPT-4 scored in 90th percentile on state bar exams, and 88th on LSAT.  I will be unnecessary in the not too distant future.

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Reply #7265 on: March 16, 2023, 01:18:16 AM
Congratulations. Always good to hear of a KBer doing well. Kaching! :D

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Reply #7266 on: March 16, 2023, 08:05:06 PM
My Russian ex, the one I spent 15 years with, evicted her baby daddy from their house yesterday. This is the tennis instructor that she left me and our kids for… Seems after seven years of him sitting on the sofa playing video games, while refusing to get a real job or complete his education, became too much. She says he’s fat, bald, and he never fucks her now. LOL. Be careful what you wish for Malishka. But me and you together again? No fucking way.

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Reply #7267 on: March 16, 2023, 08:44:44 PM
Had a good laugh reading the most inept scam email I have ever seen

HELLO DEAR SCAMS VICTIM

Hello Dear Beneficiary Fund

Good Day to you and how are you doing today hope fine? For your notice the new government of UK London has decided to compensate every scam victim each with a large sum of 10 million British pounds. Your name was listed among scams victims and duly approved for this payment.

Based on these faithful recommendations, note that during the last U.N meetings held IN AFRICA and UK London, it was alarmed by the world on the loss of funds by various individuals to those scams artists operating in syndicates all over the world today, most especially African. In order to compensate scams victims, the Africans Bodies in conjunction with the U.K Government now pay a total 10 million British pounds each in accordance with the UK recommendations.

Due to corrupt and inefficient Banking Systems, your payments are supervised by the United Nations Officials, CORIS bank and Finance International Bank as the corresponding paying office. For claiming your compensation of 10 millions British pounds, kindly feel free to contact our approved private payment officer Name: Madam Mrs. Janet Thompson Email: (mrsjanetthompson101@gmail.com) She will instruct what you will do in order to successfully receive your compensation amount immediately.

Contact the assigned private payment officer as soon as possible for the immediate payments of your 10 MILLION BRITISH POUNDS compensation funds via online banking or through atm card.

She is waiting for your attention and will instruct you on how your funds will be transferred to you or delivery to you by atm card.

Sincerely Yours
Mrs Elizbeth Borrison
Contact My Private email address here (wahlr524@gmail.com) should you have any questions.


Surely even the most naive recipient won't fall for this one.


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Reply #7268 on: March 16, 2023, 10:47:03 PM
Well dang, you're saying this is just another scam? I know  I've fallen for a few I thought this was was my chance to get some of my money back.

So I shouldn't hold my breath waiting for my 10 million. :facepalm: :emot_laughing:

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Reply #7269 on: March 17, 2023, 12:55:54 AM
Do the British weigh their money? How would they get all those 10,000 pounds to people? Shipping costs would be high.

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Reply #7270 on: March 17, 2023, 02:10:51 AM
Do the British weigh their money? How would they get all those 10,000 pounds to people? Shipping costs would be high.
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Reply #7271 on: March 17, 2023, 04:15:11 AM
Remembering my second boo.

How could you?!?  I was just a freshman, only having been here 8 months.  Sloppy seconds though.





And then a few months later you go and hit on my friend.

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Reply #7272 on: March 17, 2023, 05:56:42 AM
Lol he is a lawyer

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Reply #7273 on: March 17, 2023, 01:57:51 PM
Remembering my second boo.

How could you?!?  I was just a freshman, only having been here 8 months.  Sloppy seconds though.





And then a few months later you go and hit on my friend.




Yes, he traded you in for a newer model...





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Reply #7274 on: March 17, 2023, 02:03:16 PM

Yes, he traded you in for a newer model...



hahaha, now it's not that much newer of a model.  ;)  But more stylish for sure.


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Reply #7275 on: March 17, 2023, 05:00:58 PM

Yes, he traded you in for a newer model...


hahaha, now it's not that much newer of a model.  ;)  But more stylish for sure.


Ha! I'm one of the least stylish people you'll ever meet.

I don't teach on Fridays, so today I'm wearing jeans, sneakers, a white long-sleeved tee, and my bright green Guinness t-shirt. Oh, and my panties are also green.

Look at it this way: In Toe's posts above, he lusts after you, and he loves me. You win!

P.S. I don't remember how old you are, but I know you're only a couple of years older. And you're waaaaay hotter.




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Reply #7276 on: March 17, 2023, 06:57:26 PM
I love you all.

Is breá liom tú Lá Fhéile Pádraig sona duit.

My panties are green today also. May be time to change them.





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Reply #7277 on: March 17, 2023, 06:59:55 PM
I heard from all five of my kids today. Really made my day.

I’m doing a NCAA tournament bracket with the boys.

I had the best week at work ever. Settled four big cases. It’s good to be the King.

And all of my horniness returned this week. I don’t know if it is making money, or getting over the last seizure episode, but I’ve been hard as wood, and my shillelagh is working like a lucky charm.

Magically delicious.

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Reply #7278 on: March 18, 2023, 02:33:17 AM
Look at it this way: In Toe's posts above, he lusts after you, and he loves me. You win!

P.S. I don't remember how old you are, but I know you're only a couple of years older. And you're waaaaay hotter.
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"And you're waaaaay hotter."  There are different kinds of hot.  I find myself checking out the women that look like you.  I even pointed a few out to Dan today.  And they all had your look.

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Reply #7279 on: March 18, 2023, 02:46:37 PM
Just happy that that penIS guy is gone, and that Coach Eric is back.   I really didn't like that other user name.

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