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Reply #7000 on: November 10, 2022, 12:23:51 AM

It's something that I don't spend money on - mani & pedis.  Maybe 3 times in 15 years.   But I think that's what I want for Xmas - a gift card for a salon to get them done. 

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Reply #7001 on: November 10, 2022, 12:40:35 AM

It's something that I don't spend money on - mani & pedis.  Maybe 3 times in 15 years.   But I think that's what I want for Xmas - a gift card for a salon to get them done.

you need more than that, a full on sexy spa day. maybe invite some of your close girlfriends for some mud pit antics....

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Reply #7002 on: November 10, 2022, 12:46:18 AM
Aside from not being in shape to take care of ourselves, it's not something you could call a mani-pedi. Like I said I hoped for some sexy polish, but just a nail trim. Along with the trim she gives our feet a good examination. In addition to being a RN, she took a special class on foot care.

Having a pretty lady working on my feet is just frosting on the cake. Oh yes...she finishes with a brief massage with lotion.

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Reply #7003 on: November 10, 2022, 01:13:40 AM
Aside from not being in shape to take care of ourselves, it's not something you could call a mani-pedi. Like I said I hoped for some sexy polish, but just a nail trim. Along with the trim she gives our feet a good examination. In addition to being a RN, she took a special class on foot care.

Having a pretty lady working on my feet is just frosting on the cake. Oh yes...she finishes with a brief massage with lotion.

AND you... you need to spend the winter below the equator on a tropical island drinking fruity drinks from coconuts and sunning your butt to the sounds of the ocean.

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Reply #7004 on: November 10, 2022, 03:38:50 AM
Oh yes...she finishes with a brief massage with lotion.

Sounds like a happy ending to me.




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Reply #7005 on: November 10, 2022, 04:32:57 AM
Oh yes...she finishes with a brief massage with lotion.

Sounds like a happy ending to me.



That meme reminds me of the stories my grand father would tell of Vietnam and Korea. In Vietnam he was in the navy, assigned to drive PT boats up and down the rivers, often taking squads of marines to various areas. But sometimes he would see merchant boats trying to get to safety, and if he was going the same direction, he would escort them. As long as they were not aggressive they were cool with him. One day he is on patrol, having time to kill before his next fare, as he was called the river taxi, and he sees a man in a boat on the river from a distance. He said the SOP for the encounter was to slow down, and determine the operators intentions. Well he gets few hundred yards, when the gunner starts hooting and hollering. My granddad thought it was time to engage, so he grabs his gun as the pt boat drifts closer. Turns out the boat was full of naked women. The boat pilot was a pimp, and he wanted to bring the girls to the americans to make some money. Well the problem was....  If you did not know where the americans had camps and fobs, or were on the friendly list, you were either an enemy spy, or a plain enemy.  Granddad calls it in, and half an hour later, three more pt boats escorted the boat to a dock, where the girls and man was searched at gunpoint. Turns out they were going to do some harm that night, and were all captured. My grandfather told me he proudly volunteered for guard duty until a truck could arrive to transport them to a camp for POW's. He was flatly told to get back on the boat and put his dick away.

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Reply #7006 on: November 10, 2022, 04:06:32 PM
I used to get pedicures all the time, but that's when I was sleeping with a guy who had a foot fetish. Now it's just for very special occasions. Had one done for Shannon's wedding



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Reply #7007 on: November 10, 2022, 07:35:31 PM
I woke up at around 2:30 am, horny as all fuck. I did not feel like fapping, because my wife came home for a quick dinner, since she was working the late/graveyard shift, and there was a lull in activity, the woman's contractions had started, and it was turning out slow. She drained my balls for me, which was nice, ate dinner, and had to run back to work. So I am standing in my kitchen, because my horny mood evolved into an even weirder mood. I wanted to make some candy. Divinity was out, as it is still too humid here, and I did not want to wake up Mimi and my youngest daughter as the delicious smell would ensure that it would be devoured before I could even get the canister ready for storage. Ever had a specific candy craving? Well I was craving english toffee.

I knew the recipe, and even had some chocolate to melt to go over it. I did the work, and let it cool, broke it up then put it up after having some for my self. I wake up to three ladies tearing the kitchen apart. They wanted the chocolate. Apparently everything I did to try to hide the sweet smell failed. Lucky for them, this old dog had a secret stash spot. In the no mans land in the very back of the freezer is a cleaned out empty tub of ice cream. No one but me likes coffee ice cream, so it was left alone. I use it as a stash spot for chocolate or other things I do not feel the need to share. I *may* give them a piece later, but right now its my stash! It turned out better than expected.

Also for Shiela! It came out last night.

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Reply #7008 on: November 12, 2022, 01:28:18 AM
Youngest is at a sleepover bday party.
Oldest is going out with friends and staying at one of the girls apartment. 
I'm suggesting to Dan that he tie me to the bed and have his way with me for a few hours.  I'll lay out my toys that he can use betwwen his recuperation periods.

Have a good evening everybody.

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Reply #7009 on: November 12, 2022, 04:08:02 AM
😋😋😋

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Reply #7010 on: November 12, 2022, 04:10:04 AM
OMG...I just felt the earth tremble. Hope a story follows...it will be epic :emot_kiss:

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Reply #7011 on: November 12, 2022, 03:27:16 PM
Youngest is at a sleepover bday party.
Oldest is going out with friends and staying at one of the girls apartment. 
I'm suggesting to Dan that he tie me to the bed and have his way with me for a few hours.  I'll lay out my toys that he can use betwwen his recuperation periods.

Have a good evening everybody.

I am counting on Dan to come, or cum, through and make your evening a fun one.  ;D ;D



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Reply #7012 on: November 12, 2022, 07:50:04 PM
Went out for brunch with our friend who's husband is still in the hospital after re breaking his hip. That alone is a day brightener.

What really made the day was a waitress who works during the week showed up at the same time for her pay check. The place was packed but just as we were looking around a table opened up. The off duty waitress proceeded to clear the table for us, brought water, menus and utensils. Service above and beyond. :D

Oh yeah. As we were leaving I told the owner what she did and how much we appreciated it.

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Reply #7013 on: November 12, 2022, 09:54:17 PM

Oh yeah. As we were leaving I told the owner what she did and how much we appreciated it.


Whenever I get good service, which is usually, I always write a note on the check. I circle the server’s name and write “Great job! Thank you so much! The best!” I know a server who keeps copies of those notes. She recently negotiated a four dollar an hour raise. I think it helps when they have something to show a supervisor that they are giving great service to the customers.

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Reply #7014 on: November 14, 2022, 09:40:48 PM
Coning back here after so long

Try me...


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Reply #7015 on: November 14, 2022, 10:05:03 PM
Coning back here after so long

And a big WOO for returning.  8)

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Reply #7016 on: November 14, 2022, 10:17:52 PM
A WOO and two WEES.  ;D



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Reply #7017 on: November 14, 2022, 11:22:52 PM
Not a made or ruined my day thing. Working late shift this week. Friend/coworker has a family emergency and will be gone for at least a week. I was happy to cover her shift.

It get pretty quiet, but evey so often I'll get outside with one of the dogs. Problem is it's getting colder out so neither of us want to be there.



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Reply #7018 on: November 15, 2022, 02:27:31 AM
Yellowstone is starting at our house, right now. 

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Reply #7019 on: November 15, 2022, 06:18:42 PM
This could turn into a What Made My Day, but right now I'm very stressed. 

Trying to get Taylor Swift tickets for her June shows in Detroit.  Ticketmaster, be kind to me please.  Also the radio station is giving tickets to one caller each hour.  Struck out in the 9:00 hour.   

Radio silence from me for the next 20 minutes. 

**updat...struck out in the radio call-in opportunity in the 10 o'clock hour
Sitting in the Ticketmaster queue.  2000+ in front of me.  I hate trying to get concert tickets.  I need them to Xmas.  Me and the three girls are all huge Swifties.





UPDATE:   I got  2 tickets so far.     Still need at least two more.  So excited. 

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