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Offline msslave

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Reply #6840 on: September 02, 2022, 04:06:14 PM
Even Minneapolis has been blessed with few skeeters. Credit goes to our cold start of spring. It was mid June before we got warm weather. That affected the hatch of the little buzz bombers.

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Reply #6841 on: September 02, 2022, 04:11:15 PM
Welcome back. Mosquitoes?  This year we have rarely seen a mosquito, let alone be bothered by them.

That's exactly what this guy at the bike rental place was telling us. Almost nothing for mosquitoes, and the after the rain hit on sunday, they were everywhere

Hope you're energized and will be hearing more about you and Allen. ;D

Hoping sooner rather than later.



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Reply #6842 on: September 03, 2022, 12:45:31 AM
What made my day was coming back and seeing the well-wishes when I came down with Covid. I truly appreciated it. Woos are incoming:)
The 'rona wasn't bad at all, and I'd honestly prefer this episode to a head cold. Paxlovid helped.
Thanks to Shiela, Pornhubby, Staci, and msslave!



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Reply #6843 on: September 03, 2022, 01:49:34 AM

”You can be mad as a mad dog at the way things went.  You can swear and curse the fates.  But when it comes to the end, you have to let go.” — The Curious Case of Benjamin Button


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Reply #6844 on: September 07, 2022, 03:39:32 AM
I did absolutely nothing today. The most effort I had today was moving from my bed to the couch and back again. Even masturbating was lazy as my womanizer did all the work.  Was an exceptional way to spend a day where I had nothing to do and nowhere to go.



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Reply #6845 on: September 07, 2022, 02:31:32 PM
Believe it or not, a phone call at 5:15 in the morning. Who calls someone at 5:15 in the morning? I'll tell you who, someone on the east coast.

Caller ID says Johnny something with a 934 area code (Long Island, New York). The following transcript is not exactly verbatim, but pretty darn close.

This is Publisher's Clearing House, calling with exciting news. In association with Mega-Millions Jackpot, Readers Digest Association and the Multi-State Lottery Commission, we're calling to notify you that your name has been drawn as the Grand Prize Winner in our 100-million dollar sweepstakes.

Listen carefully to the following information to claim your Grand Prize of 18 and a half million dollars.

As a bonus, you'll receive $7000 a week for life.

PLUS a brand new Mercedes Benz.

PLUS free car insurance and gasoline for the next five years.

PLUS...


I missed the last bonus or two because I was laughing so hard that I dropped the phone.

The confirmation number was repeated three times and the phone number (same as shown on caller ID) was recited twice. I had only 48 hours to make the call or they would give my prize to someone else.

Too bad it was a recording. If it had been a live person I could have asked them to throw in the Golden Gate Bridge and some ocean front property in Kansas... and told them that I stopped believing in Santa Claus in the early sixties.

Seriously, I haven't laughed so hard since reading Toe's lawyer joke a few weeks ago in Joke Of The Day.




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Reply #6846 on: September 07, 2022, 04:25:41 PM

Seriously, I haven't laughed so hard since reading Toe's lawyer joke a few weeks ago in Joke Of The Day.


I always reply to a live human being by advising them that I am an assistant United States attorney working with the Federal Trade Commission‘s online fraud division. “This conversation will be recorded. First, may I have your name?“ They usually hang up before I can finish.

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No seriously, one of my grandmothers actually got taken for $100,000 by a scam artist that convinced her she had won the Canadian lottery. Never mind that she had never bought a ticket in the Canadian lottery. I think you just get to a certain age where your thinking is in the bowl, and you become the victim of a grifter’s persuasive abilities.

”You can be mad as a mad dog at the way things went.  You can swear and curse the fates.  But when it comes to the end, you have to let go.” — The Curious Case of Benjamin Button


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Reply #6847 on: September 07, 2022, 04:35:21 PM
There are so few "live" people making calls now all the clever responses like that are futile. My Google Pixel 6 screens calls for me. If I see an unrecognizable number, I hit screen call rather than answer or hang  up. Caller then gets a message that call is being screened and to please leave a message. Don't believe I've had one message left and call is usually disconnected in less than 10 seconds.

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Reply #6848 on: September 07, 2022, 04:44:49 PM
It will always be with us. I have a friend who made his living cold calling (bastard) for many years.  He explained, “You expect to get hung up on 99 times in a row. But that 100th call? GOLD.” That is the mind set we are dealing with. And robocalls make it even worse.

”You can be mad as a mad dog at the way things went.  You can swear and curse the fates.  But when it comes to the end, you have to let go.” — The Curious Case of Benjamin Button


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Reply #6849 on: September 08, 2022, 12:38:39 AM
No seriously, one of my grandmothers actually got taken for $100,000 by a scam artist that convinced her she had won the Canadian lottery. Never mind that she had never bought a ticket in the Canadian lottery. I think you just get to a certain age where your thinking is in the bowl, and you become the victim of a grifter’s persuasive abilities.

My mother got taken too, for how much I'll never know.

When I showed her evidence that an identical lottery scam was being perpetrated on thousands of other people, her reaction was, "Yes, that may be so. But IF it's for real, just think of how it would change our lives. No more financial worries, ever."



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Reply #6850 on: September 09, 2022, 01:41:23 PM
Had a friend drive the wife and I to a Sam's Club yesterday. (Large warehouse type store) Wife took one of their electric ride-on carts to go to customer service and try to straighten out a billing problem.

Our friend accompanied me as I went up and down the endless aisles. She's the wife of my best friend and a retired nurse, so I had medical aid if needed. :roll:

Wife finished her business and drove her little cart over near the checkout lanes to watch for us. While waiting a store employee stopped and asked if she could help her.  Wife said no, "I'm just waiting for my husband. He's out here with another woman."

Store lady laughed and thought wife was kidding. About then I appeared with "the other woman".  Wife said here they are now. The store lady started laughing and said, "Wow, you weren't kidding. I thought I might have to fight her for you." :D
We all had a good laugh and proceeded to check out then load our boxes in the car.

To top off the excursion we treated our friend to lunch and she drove us home. Said our good byes and the downer was I couldn't pick up the boxes, had to slide them into the house. I've gotten pretty unstable now and need a cane to keep from falling. Kinda hard to pick up a box with a cane in one hand. Still we managed so it was a good day.

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Reply #6851 on: September 09, 2022, 03:30:46 PM
We also are experiencing that problem when we shop at Sam's Club. The items are getting heavier and/or bulkier.

WOO for the "other woman" story.  8)

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Reply #6852 on: September 09, 2022, 03:36:46 PM
We dropped our Sam's Club membership. Hadn't gone there enough over the course of a year to justify it, and only used it for the gas discount the last several months. And I had a membership for going on 20 years!

Woo for the story from me, as well.



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Reply #6853 on: September 09, 2022, 04:08:49 PM
I go to costco with dad. I dont need a membership to any of those stores.

Woo for the laugh :emot_kiss:



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Reply #6854 on: September 09, 2022, 04:36:58 PM
Woo for you MS.  That's hilarious  :emot_laughing: :emot_laughing: :emot_laughing:

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Reply #6855 on: September 10, 2022, 02:18:03 AM

Home Sweet Home.

The oldest taking the youngest out of the house tonight to go sleepover at Dan's exwife's house. For a popcorn and movie night.  I love that she knows her dad and I are very sexual active, and she does these type of things for us  just so considerate and always thinking of us.

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Reply #6856 on: September 10, 2022, 04:01:41 AM
All of my girls were back home and horny today. And I was getting so many delicious text messages and photos throughout the day. I really didn’t get a goddamn thing done at work, because I was so fucking distracted. But what an awesome Friday!!! Now here is the crazy hope against all hope. Alabama eats a shit sandwich at Royal Memorial Stadium tomorrow. That won’t just made my day, that will make my month

”You can be mad as a mad dog at the way things went.  You can swear and curse the fates.  But when it comes to the end, you have to let go.” — The Curious Case of Benjamin Button


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Reply #6857 on: September 10, 2022, 04:09:09 AM
All of my girls were back home and horny today. And I was getting so many delicious text messages and photos throughout the day. I really didn’t get a goddamn thing done at work, because I was so fucking distracted. But what an awesome Friday!!! Now here is the crazy hope against all hope. Alabama eats a shit sandwich at Royal Memorial Stadium tomorrow. That won’t just made my day, that will make my month

Oh, I'm hoping Alabama loses, too. But sadly I expect it to be a blowout win by them. Sorry about that.



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Reply #6858 on: September 13, 2022, 04:38:39 PM
Out with friends today. We spent the morning and a nice little cafe just talking and having a great time. Think we were disturbing all the cafe snobs, and some of the college students. Now we're heading out to just do whatever. Stopped at home for a change of clothes and I'm heading out. Hope you all have a great day  :emot_kiss:



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Reply #6859 on: September 15, 2022, 02:35:46 AM

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