What MADE your day today?

[staci]

aw thanks sir. Enjoyable and enlightening

[Writers Bloque]

aw thanks sir. Enjoyable and enlightening

Always, you are worth it.

[Shiela_M]

Had breakfast with my dad this morning. He loves that I'm off during the week like this so we can go out to eat in the morning when it isn't so packed. Usually just a bunch of retirees.

We started talking and I swear he was waiting for me to take a sip of coffee before he told me he's "been getting some on the regular"

Naturally I spit my coffee out at his announcement. Not only did I not need to here that, but I don't think a diner is the place to discuss his sexual adventures. So I just responded that I'm happy that his relationship with his girlfriend is going so well. I made sure to keep it in a much more socially appropriate tone. He would tell me about how much time they've spent together, and the he'd make a suggestive statement, and the stop, smile, and say "Oh, you dont wanna her about that." And then giggle like a school boy.

After we were done eating and he had gotten the bill, and was digging through his wallet, stopped, looked at me and said, "she's an animal."

"Holy shit dad" I got up walked out and waited by his truck until he came stumbling out laughing his butt off.

I am really happy that he found a good woman for once, but I dont need to know what she's good at.

[Asmodel]

Well, it’s great to know that your dad has a great and active social life. Age need not limit one’s capability and capacity at all. Woo, and an honorary woo to your dad Miss Shiela.

[msslave]

Ah...the joy of embarrassing your daughter. Dad knows how to have fun. Both with girlfriend and daughter.

WOO for vision.of our Shiela spitting out her coffee at dad's well timed announcement.

[MintJulie]

The weather.  Rained last night. I washed my car this morning.  Gets me up and moving and I love being outside in the morning.  Went for a short run    I did some gardening, which was a little muddy.  Got in the pool.  We have $5 movies at the movie theatre so we're going there later when M gets off work.  Jurassic Park or Dr Strange.  I don't care about either, just want some popcorn and to shut my mind off for a couple of hours. 

[Clitical Thinking]

After we were done eating and he had gotten the bill, and was digging through his wallet, stopped, looked at me and said, "she's an animal."

"Holy shit dad" I got up walked out and waited by his truck until he came stumbling out laughing his butt off.

Next time you talk to him, tell him that KB gives him a collective high five 

[Hades]

Had breakfast with my dad this morning. He loves that I'm off during the week like this so we can go out to eat in the morning when it isn't so packed. Usually just a bunch of retirees.

We started talking and I swear he was waiting for me to take a sip of coffee before he told me he's "been getting some on the regular"

Naturally I spit my coffee out at his announcement. Not only did I not need to here that, but I don't think a diner is the place to discuss his sexual adventures. So I just responded that I'm happy that his relationship with his girlfriend is going so well. I made sure to keep it in a much more socially appropriate tone. He would tell me about how much time they've spent together, and the he'd make a suggestive statement, and the stop, smile, and say "Oh, you dont wanna her about that." And then giggle like a school boy.

After we were done eating and he had gotten the bill, and was digging through his wallet, stopped, looked at me and said, "she's an animal."

"Holy shit dad" I got up walked out and waited by his truck until he came stumbling out laughing his butt off.

I am really happy that he found a good woman for once, but I dont need to know what she's good at.

What MADE your day today?
This!   

[watcher1]

Had breakfast with my dad this morning. He loves that I'm off during the week like this so we can go out to eat in the morning when it isn't so packed. Usually just a bunch of retirees.

We started talking and I swear he was waiting for me to take a sip of coffee before he told me he's "been getting some on the regular"

Naturally I spit my coffee out at his announcement. Not only did I not need to here that, but I don't think a diner is the place to discuss his sexual adventures. So I just responded that I'm happy that his relationship with his girlfriend is going so well. I made sure to keep it in a much more socially appropriate tone. He would tell me about how much time they've spent together, and the he'd make a suggestive statement, and the stop, smile, and say "Oh, you dont wanna her about that." And then giggle like a school boy.

After we were done eating and he had gotten the bill, and was digging through his wallet, stopped, looked at me and said, "she's an animal."

"Holy shit dad" I got up walked out and waited by his truck until he came stumbling out laughing his butt off.

I am really happy that he found a good woman for once, but I dont need to know what she's good at.

Did your Dad elaborate on the "she's an animal" part?  Inquiring minds want to know.    Seems your Dad found someone who is making him happy, both mentally and physically. That is a WOO in my book.

[Shiela_M]

He did not. everytime he tried to speak on the drive I turned up the radio. He kept laughing about the whole thing until he dropped me off.

Revenge is coming, but I dont know how yet.

[Asmodel]

He did not. everytime he tried to speak on the drive I turned up the radio. He kept laughing about the whole thing until he dropped me off.

Revenge is coming, but I dont know how yet.

True,
Telling him of one of your and Mr. Allan’s exploits might not be a good idea, as maybe I’m too Paper Towns, but it might end up with your dad chasing Mr. Allan.😅😐
Maybe your sister might do it (tell a story) on your behalf ? 🤔

[staci]

?? Why would her Dad chase after Alan?

[Asmodel]

?? Why would her Dad chase after Alan?

Sorry, as I said, Too Paper Towns,
A novel I read some years ago.
In one chapter, when a dad Mr. Arrington learns that a guy is shaking the bed with his daughter, Becca, he chases the, naked, guy with a bat. (Actually, he caught Becca and the guy, mid-act, in the middle of the night, in his own basement.)

[Shiela_M]

?? Why would her Dad chase after Alan?

Pretty sure he means comically


He'll be expecting a sex story or something, so I have to go in a different direction. Usually something about my period will do.

[Asmodel]

?? Why would her Dad chase after Alan?

Pretty sure he means comically


He'll be expecting a sex story or something, so I have to go in a different direction. Usually something about my period will do.

Thank you for the save Miss Shiela.
Yes, I did mean it that way.
Yeah, that might be worth a shot.

[Clitical Thinking]

'Hey Dad, it's a heavy flow kinda day. My panties looked like a scene out of Texas Chainsaw Massacre this morning.' 

[Asmodel]

'Hey Dad, it's a heavy flow kinda day. My panties looked like a scene out of Texas Chainsaw Massacre this morning.' 

WOO!

[Shiela_M]

'Hey Dad, it's a heavy flow kinda day. My panties looked like a scene out of Texas Chainsaw Massacre this morning.' 

Actually I kind of used that one before. I "accidentally" dumped my small purse dumping my tampons on the floor. Said I was using a lot today, it's like the elevator on the shining down there. He visible shuttered and left the room.

[JBRG]

I think, Sheila, that it's a good thing that you and your Dad have the kind of relationship where you can bust each other's chops. Woo to you for the entire episode. It made my day for sure.

[Shiela_M]

I think, Sheila, that it's a good thing that you and your Dad have the kind of relationship where you can bust each other's chops. Woo to you for the entire episode. It made my day for sure.

I think if I had grown up with him in my life, it would be a lot different.