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Reply #6200 on: January 25, 2022, 11:43:06 PM



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Reply #6201 on: January 27, 2022, 04:59:22 AM
I’m so pleased to see so much activity here from new members and those that may have been around but aren’t quiet any more.

I have a habit of not welcoming new members.  It’s not that I don’t feel welcoming, I sometimes just don’t want to jinx it.  I don’t want to say hi and make a brief connection, and then not see them on ever again.  And from a less welcoming point of view, if you can’t be be bothered to stick around, you’re not worth my time.

Nice to see the activity you perverts.



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Reply #6202 on: January 27, 2022, 03:44:05 PM
Had myself an excellent workout this morning. Even though the gym is extra fullnqith new year resolution people, I got all my favorite equipment and spots when I wanted them. What really made my day was this woman asking for help. Normally I can get a little annoyed by it, but it is far less annoying then the people who show up, they're loud, all over the place, and spend as much time on their phone as they do the equipment.

Example; guy sitting in a leg machine texting and not exercising. That is irritating.

This woman however was so nice and polite, and none of it actually interrupted my own excersices. She would stand a little ways away from me jogging in place and wait for me to be done with what I was doing before coming to ask for more help. There are trainers and gym employees she could have gone to, but with so many extra people there, they are almost always busy. I ended up just asking her to join my session, and do what I was doing, and she was so happy to do just that. I explained my excercise, watch her do some, and then we would do it together.

Afterwards we went for coffee and she is so much fun to talk too. I shared my gym days with her, and hopefully I'll have a workout partner.



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Reply #6203 on: January 27, 2022, 04:31:33 PM
I’m so pleased to see so much activity here from new members and those that may have been around but aren’t quiet any more.

Nice to see the activity you perverts.

Agree, Jed!




And that sounds great S.

I became friends with someone long ago in the gym. She's now one of my closest friends that I see a few times a month. AND, best of all, Barb is the person that set Dan and I up.

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Reply #6204 on: January 27, 2022, 06:52:58 PM
I’m so pleased to see so much activity here from new members and those that may have been around but aren’t quiet any more.
Nice to see the activity you perverts.

Agree, Jed!

And that sounds great S.

I became friends with someone long ago in the gym. She's now one of my closest friends that I see a few times a month. AND, best of all, Barb is the person that set Dan and I up.

It is very nice to see so many here and active.

It's funny you say that. Because while we were having coffee, I kept hoping Ben would have walked in. I would have loved to introduce them.



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Reply #6205 on: January 29, 2022, 05:38:29 PM
Very very slow day at work, so I was allowed to leave and take the day off. I'm kind of on call so if needed I'll go back, but there is very very little chance for thay. It did, however, allow me to swing by Allan's for a very relaxing morning quickie before getting back home.

Going to be a great day.



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Reply #6206 on: January 29, 2022, 08:55:34 PM
Glad to hear that someone's taking such good care of the Growler  :emot_kiss:



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Reply #6207 on: January 29, 2022, 09:25:13 PM
Stopped by a local coffee place for a frappe and cinnamon bun. The frappe arrived in a to-go cup with a rounded lid with a hole in the middle. The whipped cream poked through said hole. Of course, being a naughty boy, I asked my wife what that reminded her of causing her to grin. I then added it looked like a very excited nipple sticking through then asked what I should do about it prior to licking it.  ;D

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Reply #6208 on: February 01, 2022, 09:01:28 AM
Process servers worked over the weekend to get multiple defendants served before the statute of limitations ran. I have a legal “assistant” who isn’t. Does not read emails. Does not understand that “immediately” doesn’t mean “if you feel like it.” I’m doing the work of two people with no pay raise. My extremely laid back boss, who is more than 20 years my junior, does not seem to understand. I’m trying to avoid malpractice claims, but coming across as some kind of asshole.

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Reply #6209 on: February 01, 2022, 04:53:37 PM
How fast time goes by.

HAPPY LUNAR NEW YEAR!

It's the year of the Tiger. Grrrrrrate!! (Sorry Tony) :D

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Reply #6210 on: February 01, 2022, 08:45:48 PM
A friend referred work my way. I'm grateful for it.
The bad news is that the client is...how can I put this?
Batshit crazy.




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Reply #6211 on: February 01, 2022, 08:47:55 PM
A friend referred work my way. I'm grateful for it.
The bad news is that the client is...how can I put this?
Batshit crazy.
Hmmm...do you need to question your friendship? :emot_laughing:

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Reply #6212 on: February 01, 2022, 09:24:16 PM
A friend referred work my way. I'm grateful for it.
The bad news is that the client is...how can I put this?
Batshit crazy.
Hmmm...do you need to question your friendship? :emot_laughing:

It's not purest of motives she sent the work my way....the client is also her neighbor.  You learn quickly to spot warning signs. One of the big ones are artists.  This client has half a dozen before we get to the artist alarm bell.  ;D I'll just charge a bit more for my sanity's sake



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Reply #6213 on: February 02, 2022, 12:29:25 AM
A friend referred work my way. I'm grateful for it.
The bad news is that the client is...how can I put this?
Batshit crazy.

A lawyer “friend“ recently referred his cousins to me. I was flattered. Then I was flabbergasted. They’re all bat shit crazy. Changed their minds repeatedly, told me to do this and that. Three of them had me on speed dial. And then they said to drop the whole thing, and had the nerve to ask for my fee back. I gave them a 50% refund. With friends like that, who needs enemies?

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Reply #6214 on: February 02, 2022, 02:43:05 PM
It's official. Only six more weeks of winter. That well known rodent says so.
https://www.cnn.com/2022/02/02/us/groundhog-day-punxsutawney-phil-trnd/index.html
Phil is no doubt one of the most famous forecaster ever. No one ever says how old he is now. :D

So just another six weeks of snow and
..wait!

I'm in Minnesota. Winter here usually goes into April, sometimes May. :facepalm:

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Reply #6215 on: February 02, 2022, 04:09:24 PM
It's official. Only six more weeks of winter. That well known rodent says so.
https://www.cnn.com/2022/02/02/us/groundhog-day-punxsutawney-phil-trnd/index.html
Phil is no doubt one of the most famous forecaster ever. No one ever says how old he is now. :D

So just another six weeks of snow and
..wait!

I'm in Minnesota. Winter here usually goes into April, sometimes May. :facepalm:

"Phil and his friends at Gobbler's Knob in Punxsutawney, Pennsylvania, have been predicting the seasons since 1887, according to his website."

Tell me that's not a real place. I'm having difficulty distinguishing between reality and the film. 

Oh wait I've just Google mapped it  :emot_weird:

Princess, would you like to see it light up and hum when I wave it about


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Reply #6216 on: February 02, 2022, 05:08:09 PM
Well, I've always followed the New Jersey groundhog's prediction. Unfortunately, he passed yesterday, on Feb 01.   WTH

https://news.yahoo.com/jersey-towns-famous-groundhog-milltown-121431906.html
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Reply #6217 on: February 02, 2022, 05:11:27 PM
What a bummer. Maybe Mel will be greeted by our cat Angel who left us last October.

Hope the death of Mel isn't a forecast for severe weather ahead.

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Reply #6218 on: February 02, 2022, 06:07:26 PM
Groundhogs average life span is 3 years. Heard he passed from Kelly Ripa.

Guess he didn't want to face what laid ahead 🥶🥶🥶



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Reply #6219 on: February 02, 2022, 07:03:37 PM
Well.... just found out I've spent two months of my life on KB. Checked the stats in my profile and it shows I've spent 60 days and a few minutes here.

Guess that doesn't sound like much as May will mark my 10th anniversary here.  :roll:

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