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Offline MintJulie

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Reply #6000 on: October 30, 2021, 05:59:46 AM
Quote from: watcher1 on October 29, 2021, 06:56:09 PM

Why cut our hot tub time when you can easily use the bomb shelter?  Unless a certain individual is now living in there?  ;D ;D

Our two new mods seem to be DIY remodelers.  I walked in the other day and the place was torn apart - gutted to the steel walls.   I walked in this morning and ithe walls are now lined with padded red velvet,   Also 4 new leather couches with stripper poles installed in front of each.  A new bar, a Syrian machine, and a bunch of female sexual toys.  I was like Wtf!. I'll hold off judgement until they're done, but right now it's shaping up to look like a strip bar.


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Reply #6001 on: October 30, 2021, 08:20:52 AM


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Reply #6002 on: October 30, 2021, 04:42:08 PM

Emancipate yourself from mental slavery, none but ourselves can free our minds.

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Reply #6003 on: October 30, 2021, 04:51:25 PM


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Reply #6004 on: October 30, 2021, 05:36:57 PM
Quote from: watcher1 on October 30, 2021, 04:42:08 PM
Quote from: Clitical Thinking on October 30, 2021, 08:20:52 AM
Quote from: MintJulie on October 30, 2021, 05:59:46 AM
a Syrian machine

 :o ;D

Our Sheriff has a new ride?  ;D ;D


With five speed shifter. And a voice modulator that plays "Nearer my God to thee" when at top speed.

one of the originals

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Reply #6005 on: October 30, 2021, 05:45:28 PM
Quote from: MintJulie on October 30, 2021, 05:59:46 AM
Quote from: watcher1 on October 29, 2021, 06:56:09 PM

Why cut our hot tub time when you can easily use the bomb shelter?  Unless a certain individual is now living in there?  ;D ;D

Our two new mods seem to be DIY remodelers.  I walked in the other day and the place was torn apart - gutted to the steel walls.   I walked in this morning and ithe walls are now lined with padded red velvet,   Also 4 new leather couches with stripper poles installed in front of each.  A new bar, a Syrian machine, and a bunch of female sexual toys.  I was like Wtf!. I'll hold off judgement until they're done, but right now it's shaping up to look like a strip bar.

Glad you noticed our efforts. 



Really had a lot of trouble finding a Syrian machine.




Princess, would you like to see it light up and hum when I wave it about

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Reply #6006 on: October 30, 2021, 06:28:50 PM
And another part of my childhood has been killed.

I was way too young to mention on KB, when I first saw the short cuircut movies. I had no idea they came out with a short cuircut 3.

must be the directors cut.


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Reply #6007 on: October 30, 2021, 08:43:34 PM
Quote from: MintJulie on October 30, 2021, 05:59:46 AM
Quote from: watcher1 on October 29, 2021, 06:56:09 PM

Why cut our hot tub time when you can easily use the bomb shelter?  Unless a certain individual is now living in there?  ;D ;D

Our two new mods seem to be DIY remodelers.  I walked in the other day and the place was torn apart - gutted to the steel walls.   I walked in this morning and ithe walls are now lined with padded red velvet,   Also 4 new leather couches with stripper poles installed in front of each.  A new bar, a Syrian machine, and a bunch of female sexual toys.  I was like Wtf!. I'll hold off judgement until they're done, but right now it's shaping up to look like a strip bar.

We have a pending deal to sell our townhouse. The buyers have asked if they could buy the bedroom set in the master bedroom and the bed in the spare room. I joked with Mrs JBRG that we should leave a couple of sashes that could be interpreted as restraints tied to the bed.  :emot_laughing: She shot down that idea in a heartbeat.

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Reply #6008 on: November 02, 2021, 03:54:26 PM
Went out of the house for the first time since Thursday. A week after my bladder surgery, they took my catheter out. Had one in for over six weeks.

Still can't pee on my own (enlarged prostate). Now I still need to use a catheter, but a single use one I have to insert myself. (Sorry if TMI) Been afraid to leave the house and have to do that in public restroom.

This morning took wife to gym and when she finished offered to take her out to breakfast. Went across the Mississippi to a cozy little place we love. Several regulars there and lots of talk between tables. And of course food great.

All went well. Ready to try another outing soon.

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Reply #6009 on: November 02, 2021, 05:41:44 PM
Great to hear  ;D


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Reply #6010 on: November 02, 2021, 07:30:02 PM
As I am sitting here checking out the more social aspects of this board, my phone binged. Just a quick text from the folks who are buying our townhouse telling us that they have been approved for financing.  ;D

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Reply #6011 on: November 02, 2021, 08:24:12 PM
Good news JBRG. That much closer to Mexico. OLE!!

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Reply #6012 on: November 02, 2021, 11:43:46 PM
And now since you're getting out and about more msslave, you can go down to Mexico and visit. Mayne get yourself some queso while you're there😘


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Reply #6013 on: November 03, 2021, 02:14:53 AM
Yum...my favorite snack. Ole!

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Reply #6014 on: November 03, 2021, 05:22:43 PM
Quote from: msslave on November 02, 2021, 08:24:12 PM
Good news JBRG. That much closer to Mexico. OLE!!

Heading to Zihuatenejo?  8)


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Reply #6015 on: November 03, 2021, 05:24:54 PM
Quote from: staci on October 30, 2021, 05:36:57 PM
Quote from: watcher1 on October 30, 2021, 04:42:08 PM
Quote from: Clitical Thinking on October 30, 2021, 08:20:52 AM
Quote from: MintJulie on October 30, 2021, 05:59:46 AM
a Syrian machine

 :o ;D

Our Sheriff has a new ride?  ;D ;D


With five speed shifter. And a voice modulator that plays "Nearer my God to thee" when at top speed.

I am guessing MJ would hit mezzo-soprano... ;D ;D

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Reply #6016 on: November 03, 2021, 05:45:40 PM
Quote from: watcher1 on November 03, 2021, 05:22:43 PM
Quote from: msslave on November 02, 2021, 08:24:12 PM
Good news JBRG. That much closer to Mexico. OLE!!

Heading to Zihuatenejo?  8)


Nope. La Paz, Baja California Sur. About 2 hours by road north of Cabo San Lucas.

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Reply #6017 on: November 03, 2021, 06:01:02 PM
We went to Zihuatanejo every winter for over 20 years. Miss it. Beautiful area, wonderful people and great weather.

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Reply #6018 on: November 05, 2021, 03:52:54 PM
Went back to the gym this morning. First time in two weeks. Just  did about 20 minutes at a moderate walk on the treadmill.  Most important was my stretching after. That's always a big part of my workout. Tough to keep my old joints limber.

One downer, lost a few pounds. That means loss of muscle mass.

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Reply #6019 on: November 05, 2021, 05:46:37 PM
Almost drowned in my own drool after Shiela's latest Sunday post. I'd say that made it a pretty good day  :emot_laughing:

Sorry :facepalm:


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