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Offline Sarah_1964

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Reply #5700 on: August 10, 2021, 10:58:31 PM

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Reply #5701 on: August 11, 2021, 10:06:21 PM
My face deflated

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Reply #5702 on: August 12, 2021, 03:04:54 AM
This didn't happen today but last night.

I called a friend who I hadn't spoken with in years.  I thought I had pretty well burned a bridge with this person and it turned out, not so much!  It was a great call and great reconnecting!

That's a good one, Seeker.  :)   Reuniting unexpectedly.  Leaving things from the past, in the past.  Very nice :)

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Reply #5704 on: August 12, 2021, 03:53:56 PM

I spent a happy 15 minutes leading two telephone scammers up a dead end.

Her: Amazon here, we have discovered a fraudulent purchase of a gift card on your Amazon account and would like to help you recover the charge.
Me: I'm sorry this is a bad line could you repeat that
Her: repeats the above
Me: Sorry, I don't really understand what has gone on
Her (getting a bit irritated): repeats the above
Me: Oh, now I understand, that really is very helpful of you. Of course I would like to claim a refund
Her: Let me pass you over to my supervisor
Him: repeats fictitious details of transaction and even gives a plausible address in London where the fraud was supposed to have taken place.
Me: How do I reclaim the money
Him: What device are you using
Me (without being anywhere near a computer): A PC
Him: Can you open google
Me (ditto): Yes
Him: Now type in show my ip
Me: Ok, done that
Him: what does it say on the screen?
Me: A rather strange message has appeared on the screen
Him: What does it say.
Me: Are you sure you want me to read it to you?
Him: Yes
Me: Are you really sure?
Him (getting slightly annoyed): Yes, I am sure
Me: Are you really, really sure.
Him (now very annoyed): Yes, read it to me.
Me: It says - tell that stupid cunt on the other end of the phone to fuck off to the far side of fuck knows where
Me: Hello, hello, please don't hang up ..........

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Reply #5705 on: August 13, 2021, 12:08:26 PM
Reading the transcript of Obi's conversation just made my day! Love it. Good on ya mate.

WOO



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Reply #5706 on: August 13, 2021, 02:06:19 PM
Turned in something, that I had been working for 3 days straight, feel relaxed af.



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Reply #5707 on: August 13, 2021, 05:49:09 PM
Reading the transcript of Obi's conversation just made my day! Love it. Good on ya mate.

WOO

Thank you, Purpleshoes. If I don't have time to waste their time I tell them that they have come through to a government secure line that is automatically traced and a team of armed police are on their way to the caller's location.  ;D

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Reply #5708 on: August 13, 2021, 10:58:11 PM
Turned in something, that I had been working for 3 days straight, feel relaxed af.


One of my dear friends is suffering from severe procrastination on her master’s thesis. I’ve watched her torture herself for weeks now. I know how good you must feel. Congratulations.



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Reply #5709 on: August 13, 2021, 11:12:41 PM
Turned in something, that I had been working for 3 days straight, feel relaxed af.
One of my dear friends is suffering from severe procrastination on her master’s thesis. I’ve watched her torture herself for weeks now. I know how good you must feel. Congratulations.
Tysm, though it’s REALLY not a big deal, tbh, I only managed to give it 4-6 hours a day, instead of all day and night long.



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Reply #5710 on: August 13, 2021, 11:29:39 PM
Workgasm!  ;D



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Reply #5711 on: August 13, 2021, 11:55:44 PM
Friday the 13th was good to me. Good day in court. Good news on my big case. Good news on my employment opportunity with a new firm.  It involves a move (hate) but more money (love) and benefits (BIG O).



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Reply #5712 on: August 14, 2021, 02:08:53 AM
KB keeping me entertained while I wait for my brain to fucking behave itself.



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Reply #5713 on: August 14, 2021, 04:14:18 AM
Had our Friday night get together with friends. Started at a fifties type greasy spoon with burgers and a malt.

Big surprise was one friend showed up with a few books on military aircraft. A few weeks ago I went to an air show featuring a bunch of WWII aircraft. My ticket was good for both days, but I was satisfied with the right hours and 1000 photos I took.

Wife remembered seeing one friend's eyes light up when I mentioned I was going. So we called him up and asked if he wanted my ticket for Sunday..he was at our house a half hour later. He had a great time.

So when a friend was downsizing some possessions, he grabbed the books for me. Sweet guy.

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Reply #5714 on: August 14, 2021, 07:59:23 AM
Friday the 13th was good to me. Good day in court. Good news on my big case. Good news on my employment opportunity with a new firm.  It involves a move (hate) but more money (love) and benefits (BIG O).

Moving and switching jobs is stressful, but it sounds worth it.

Lately I’ve been contemplating how my job has gotten exponentially more difficult yet I’ve also been told that I’ve topped out in my position both in salary and level.



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Reply #5715 on: August 14, 2021, 09:29:38 AM

Moving and switching jobs is stressful, but it sounds worth it.

Lately I’ve been contemplating how my job has gotten exponentially more difficult yet I’ve also been told that I’ve topped out in my position both in salary and level.
Wait, you mean, that in terms of salary, you’re at the top of the ladder in your position(as far as possible), yet your work-difficulty hasn’t stopped increasing / is still increasing, then dude, I think you should still apply for a raise appropriate to your current workload.



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Reply #5716 on: August 14, 2021, 01:42:36 PM
Really appreciate everybodies well wishes. I'm doing much better today. Migraines are gone and I'm walking much more steady. My feet still drag a bit, but that'll pass too. Feels like I'm walking through waist deep water, but it's better than crawling.😁

I'll be back out doing my morning runs before I know it.



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Reply #5717 on: August 14, 2021, 05:12:58 PM
Really appreciate everybodies well wishes. I'm doing much better today. Migraines are gone and I'm walking much more steady. My feet still drag a bit, but that'll pass too. Feels like I'm walking through waist deep water, but it's better than crawling.😁

I'll be back out doing my morning runs before I know it.




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Reply #5718 on: August 14, 2021, 05:53:15 PM
Really appreciate everybodies well wishes. I'm doing much better today. Migraines are gone and I'm walking much more steady. My feet still drag a bit, but that'll pass too. Feels like I'm walking through waist deep water, but it's better than crawling.😁

I'll be back out doing my morning runs before I know it.


Such a coincidence, I’m currently watching it.



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Reply #5719 on: August 14, 2021, 06:42:59 PM
Friday the 13th was good to me. Good day in court. Good news on my big case. Good news on my employment opportunity with a new firm.  It involves a move (hate) but more money (love) and benefits (BIG O).

Moving and switching jobs is stressful, but it sounds worth it.

Lately I’ve been contemplating how my job has gotten exponentially more difficult yet I’ve also been told that I’ve topped out in my position both in salary and level.


Jed I get the impression that we are of a similar age. And my problem is, I have definitely topped out in my career. So I really need to learn how to be more humble, keep my fucking mouth shut, and don’t let the little millennial idiots fuck with my head. I’ve had a difficult time just staying below the radar, and not not pointing out how “wrong“ everyone else is doing things. I think we have to recognize the 21st-century will be characterized by diminished skills, intelligence, training, etc. People just don’t give a shit anymore. There’s no loyalty to the organization. And it keeps everything very fluid. I’ve got about 10 more years in the labor pool, and I really hope this next job will be my last one. I’ve been speaking to my kids about this subject. And hopefully if they see dad complaining too much, or acting like an asshole, they’ll help me nip it in the bud.