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Reply #5580 on: June 19, 2021, 05:38:05 AM
Back shot might have been the better idea; front shot would've likely caused the forums to grind to a sticky halt  :o ;D



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Reply #5581 on: June 19, 2021, 05:55:04 AM

A certain member’s avatar made my day. 
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I'm sure a few members day was made with this avatar.  She's gorgeous.  And a smile that can light up a room.

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Reply #5582 on: June 19, 2021, 08:50:08 AM
Booked a camping vacation in New England for this fall:
4 nights in Southern Coastal Maine
3 nights in New Hampshire near the presidential range
2 nights in East Central Vermont
2 nights on Lake Champlain near Burlington Vermont.
5 nights in the Adirondacks New York

So what made my day today?  I realized today that the short drive between the Vermont campsites passes right by the Ben & Jerry’s Ice Cream Factory.  You can take a tour.



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Reply #5583 on: June 19, 2021, 12:46:07 PM

Glad I could perk up the board a little bit.



A little bit? It certainly made my day, although...

Never mind. I'm okay now... it was just a small heart attack. Really, I'm fine... didn't even have to call an ambulance. It just started back up on its own... eventually.

Is there a politically correct was to compliment a woman's derrière? I'd give this one the highest compliment, but honestly... my brain isn't really working yet.
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Reply #5584 on: June 19, 2021, 01:20:04 PM
All the compliments and nice things everybody is saying will always make my day. Makes me feel so comfortable and sexy, and just a little bit naughty



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Reply #5585 on: June 20, 2021, 04:35:13 PM
My sons made me a Happy Father’s Day dinner last night, and really pulled out the stops.  Fresh salad from the garden. Tenderloin, asparagus, and twice baked potatoes. Peach cobbler and ice cream. Two bottles of a good Cabernet. I was too stuffed to contemplate sex, but woke up this morning with Mrs. Toe sucking my cock.  So I gave her a ride on my bouncy house. Twice. Good to be the king.





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Reply #5586 on: June 20, 2021, 06:21:16 PM
woke up this morning with Mrs. Toe sucking my cock.  So I gave her a ride on my bouncy house. Twice. Good to be the king.

Starting Father's Day off the right way  ;D



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Reply #5587 on: June 20, 2021, 06:24:14 PM
All the compliments and nice things everybody is saying will always make my day. Makes me feel so comfortable and sexy, and just a little bit naughty

It takes a certain amount of courage to post those pics here, even if its mostly an anonymous board. So while I think the pictures you've posted look great and you have good reason to feel sexy, for me the 'naughty factor' of you posting them in the first place has been a big part of the fun. :)



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Reply #5588 on: June 21, 2021, 01:41:13 PM
Had the best day yesterday with my dad. We just sat talked and watched tv. He had his wings, and I ate a texmex mac and cheese. He has a rule that when I eat there I must eat some sort of comfort food. No salads or light meals, it has to be fattening.



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Reply #5589 on: June 21, 2021, 05:02:05 PM

MJ posting again and Shiela's derriere. Wow, what a day.


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Reply #5590 on: June 21, 2021, 05:05:10 PM
Booked a camping vacation in New England for this fall:
4 nights in Southern Coastal Maine
3 nights in New Hampshire near the presidential range
2 nights in East Central Vermont
2 nights on Lake Champlain near Burlington Vermont.
5 nights in the Adirondacks New York

So what made my day today?  I realized today that the short drive between the Vermont campsites passes right by the Ben & Jerry’s Ice Cream Factory.  You can take a tour.

Jed, can you ask Ben & Jerry why they don't sell Cherry Garcia in the UK anymore. Just can't get my favourite ice-cream anywhere.

Thanks

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Reply #5591 on: June 25, 2021, 10:18:20 PM
Seeing Jules post today. Dang, I miss her. Hope life gets better for you soon. KB needs you back.

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Reply #5592 on: June 25, 2021, 10:21:36 PM
Seeing Jules post today. Dang, I miss her. Hope life gets better for you soon. KB needs you back.



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Reply #5593 on: June 26, 2021, 11:53:08 AM
Booked a camping vacation in New England for this fall:
4 nights in Southern Coastal Maine
3 nights in New Hampshire near the presidential range
2 nights in East Central Vermont
2 nights on Lake Champlain near Burlington Vermont.
5 nights in the Adirondacks New York

So what made my day today?  I realized today that the short drive between the Vermont campsites passes right by the Ben & Jerry’s Ice Cream Factory.  You can take a tour.


Been researching eats for this trip.  There’s the usual of lobster shacks in Maine, old style fine dining near Mount Washington NH and quaint little places in VT, but I encountered an interesting regional phenomenon in Plattsburgh, NY.  They have something called a ‘Michigan dog’, which is a type of chili dog, the chili somewhat Texas style of all beef and no beans.  Apparently the ‘Michigan’ is only a Michigan because the first place to open was by a couple from Michigan, which grew so popular that various copycat joints opened and still prevail in Plattsburgh.  I’m intrigued, so I’ll have to try a Michigan or 3.  Besides, while I’ve spent a lot of time in that area, I’ve never been to Plattsburgh.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michigan_hot_dog




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Reply #5594 on: June 26, 2021, 09:56:04 PM
Went to meet friends for a late breakfast this morning. Haven't seen 'em for a couple years. Had great time catching up. I said we need to do it again after the next pandemic. :facepalm:

On the way saw two police cars stopped in a left turn lane. I expected to see an accident maybe.

Nope...they were standing by with a cardboard box and near them was a mother duck. Guess she led her ducklings over a storm grate and down they went.

This morning the newspaper screaming headline was, "22.5 Years"... Chauvin's sentence for chocking a man to death with his knee. Then I see two cops saving baby ducks. :D

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Reply #5595 on: June 28, 2021, 04:25:37 AM
Spent the last five hours over at my dad's house. We cooked together. Had some home made spicy butternut squash soup with home made potato chips. he adds so much spice, I have to put a dollop of sour cream on mine, but it is fantastic. We also finished watching that show Clarkson's Farm. Not something that I thought I'd enjoy, but it is really entertaining, and I'd have no problem putting it on as background noise.

Then the other shoe dropped and he asked me when he's going to meet the guy I've been spending so much time with. apparently he saw us leaving the cafe a while back, and then again yesterday leaving the gas station. Told him not to get his hope up, were not that serious.

Then he says, "normally I'd say wear protection, but I'd love some more grandkids."

"Don't hold your breath Dad."

Spitting out kids is Jason's wife thing and I thought he was happy with three.



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Reply #5596 on: June 28, 2021, 01:53:38 PM
Spent the last five hours over at my dad's house. We cooked together. Had some home made spicy butternut squash soup with home made potato chips. he adds so much spice, I have to put a dollop of sour cream on mine, but it is fantastic. We also finished watching that show Clarkson's Farm. Not something that I thought I'd enjoy, but it is really entertaining, and I'd have no problem putting it on as background noise.

Then the other shoe dropped and he asked me when he's going to meet the guy I've been spending so much time with. apparently he saw us leaving the cafe a while back, and then again yesterday leaving the gas station. Told him not to get his hope up, were not that serious.

Then he says, "normally I'd say wear protection, but I'd love some more grandkids."

"Don't hold your breath Dad."

Spitting out kids is Jason's wife thing and I thought he was happy with three.

The more the merrier for grandparents to love and dote one.... 8)

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Reply #5597 on: June 29, 2021, 05:11:54 AM
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Reply #5598 on: June 29, 2021, 07:06:50 AM
This community

I was gonna say they are a fun and wild bunch, and then I realized I've been posting here almost a year now, so I guess I'm also now 'they' 🤔

Off to the hot tub we go! 🎉



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Reply #5599 on: June 29, 2021, 05:23:35 PM
This community

I was gonna say they are a fun and wild bunch, and then I realized I've been posting here almost a year now, so I guess I'm also now 'they' 🤔

Off to the hot tub we go! 🎉

Hold your horses CT, do we have a formal invite from the ladies?   Wouldn't want to get banned. ;D




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