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Offline MintJulie

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Reply #4000 on: March 06, 2020, 01:46:50 AM

I've had one MS.  I also have a carry permit.  But my gun is too big for that.  The new gun I might be able to.  But I probably won't.  I do have a concealed carry purse, but it is too big for my liking.  I like my clutch purse too much.

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Reply #4001 on: March 06, 2020, 02:48:55 AM
Quote from: MintJulie on March 06, 2020, 01:46:50 AM

I've had one MS.  I also have a carry permit.  But my gun is too big for that.  The new gun I might be able to.  But I probably won't.  I do have a concealed carry purse, but it is too big for my liking.  I like my clutch purse too much.

CJ is a gun owner too. Whole family hates it. "We have a security system, why do you need a gun?"

"When you need it and don't have it, you'll sing a different tune." Words of wisdom from Burt Gummer.


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Reply #4002 on: March 06, 2020, 09:02:02 PM
Just saw PHTLC logged in. Maybe he'll post.

Told him we'd warm up a cat for him.

Well trained and been made compliant....by my cat Neville

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Reply #4003 on: March 06, 2020, 09:50:49 PM
Quote from: MintJulie on March 06, 2020, 01:46:50 AM

I've had one MS.  I also have a carry permit.  But my gun is too big for that.  The new gun I might be able to.  But I probably won't.  I do have a concealed carry purse, but it is too big for my liking.  I like my clutch purse too much.

Oh oh. Someone better behave himself or the Sheriff may shoot off his tail feathers... ;D

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Reply #4004 on: March 06, 2020, 10:58:39 PM
CJ's mommy: Baby, could you please swear less? You're out of control with it.

Me: Frak you.

CJ's mommy: What?

CJ walks away without explanation.


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Reply #4005 on: March 07, 2020, 12:07:54 AM
Busy day, kind of stressful, but had a nice quicky at lunch.  Was just warm enough in the car to be comfortable. Had told him on my first break it was going to be a busy day, i took a later lunch so he could stop by.

I always feel dirty, or whorish after when I'm back in work talking to customers and coworkers.  Walking around with his cum inside me.  Even when I can't feel it anymore, I can still feel it.


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Reply #4006 on: March 07, 2020, 12:27:32 AM
Good for you Shiela.  I need to dump a load inside a girl real soon, need to talk to someone about that this weekend.  If there was a chance of getting knocked up, I’d be busier than toe.


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Reply #4007 on: March 08, 2020, 12:11:53 AM
My little brother keeps complaining we haven't played any games together in 2 weeks. I don't have the heart to tell him the CPU on my gaming laptop is DOA now.  :roll:

Nor do I have the heart to tell him I have an acer nitro 5 and could have all along. :emot_laughing:

CJ's mad thousands of dollars is sitting on a shelf right now.  :facepalm:


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Reply #4008 on: March 08, 2020, 12:28:46 AM
Quote from: ChirpingGirl on March 08, 2020, 12:11:53 AM
My little brother keeps complaining we haven't played any games together in 2 weeks. I don't have the heart to tell him the CPU on my gaming laptop is DOA now.  :roll:

Nor do I have the heart to tell him I have an acer nitro 5 and could have all along. :emot_laughing:

CJ's mad thousands of dollars is sitting on a shelf right now.  :facepalm:

I have a very good feeling it's been said before, but bust out the board games, or a deck of cards.  Hours of game time


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Reply #4009 on: March 08, 2020, 12:42:29 AM
Quote from: Shiela_M on March 08, 2020, 12:28:46 AM
Quote from: ChirpingGirl on March 08, 2020, 12:11:53 AM
My little brother keeps complaining we haven't played any games together in 2 weeks. I don't have the heart to tell him the CPU on my gaming laptop is DOA now.  :roll:

Nor do I have the heart to tell him I have an acer nitro 5 and could have all along. :emot_laughing:

CJ's mad thousands of dollars is sitting on a shelf right now.  :facepalm:

I have a very good feeling it's been said before, but bust out the board games, or a deck of cards.  Hours of game time

Kinda hard to do that over the internet.  ;D

Besides, he's still obsessed with that fortnite shit. Makes me play it with him constantly.  :roll:


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Reply #4010 on: March 08, 2020, 01:27:56 AM
Quote from: ChirpingGirl on March 08, 2020, 12:42:29 AM
Quote from: Shiela_M on March 08, 2020, 12:28:46 AM
Quote from: ChirpingGirl on March 08, 2020, 12:11:53 AM
My little brother keeps complaining we haven't played any games together in 2 weeks. I don't have the heart to tell him the CPU on my gaming laptop is DOA now.  :roll:

Nor do I have the heart to tell him I have an acer nitro 5 and could have all along. :emot_laughing:

CJ's mad thousands of dollars is sitting on a shelf right now.  :facepalm:

I have a very good feeling it's been said before, but bust out the board games, or a deck of cards.  Hours of game time

Kinda hard to do that over the internet.  ;D

Besides, he's still obsessed with that fortnite shit. Makes me play it with him constantly.  :roll:

You poor woman.  Never even seen any of the game, but I utterly despise it because of those damn dances. 


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Reply #4011 on: March 08, 2020, 03:12:16 AM
He can't explain why he likes it other than an excuse for us to play together. Which is sweet, but that game is absolutely mind-numbingly boring.  :roll:

When he and his mom come for dinner tomorrow I'm hiding the gaming laptops I didn't spend thousands of dollars on.  :roll:

We can spend time talking about the girls in school who think he's super cute, and that one boy who dresses like a girl and looks like a girl who has a serious crush on him. But then again maybe playing games is a better way for us to spend time together online so I don't mercilessly tease him about all that. ;D And teasing him about his "folder".  :roll:


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Reply #4012 on: March 09, 2020, 10:11:06 PM
I think our grass is starting to grow.


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Reply #4013 on: March 09, 2020, 10:17:58 PM
Quote from: ChirpingGirl on March 09, 2020, 10:11:06 PM
I think our grass is starting to grow.


That would go in ruined my day.  I have to get my mower running soon.


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Reply #4014 on: March 09, 2020, 10:20:12 PM
Quote from: Jed_ on March 09, 2020, 10:17:58 PM
Quote from: ChirpingGirl on March 09, 2020, 10:11:06 PM
I think our grass is starting to grow.


That would go in ruined my day.  I have to get my mower running soon.

We pay people to do that. We don't however pay anyone to clean the house, that's my thankless job.  :roll:


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Reply #4015 on: March 10, 2020, 01:38:08 AM
Just read Calendar Girl by John Dough... Its in the Under age section not somewhere I usually venture... Its a really good read... erotic and horn blowing... I enjoyed it... Must read one or two more stories in this genre...
 :emot_penis:

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Reply #4016 on: March 10, 2020, 02:26:44 AM
Quote from: vinney on March 10, 2020, 01:38:08 AM
Just read Calendar Girl by John Dough... Its in the Under age section not somewhere I usually venture... Its a really good read... erotic and horn blowing... I enjoyed it... Must read one or two more stories in this genre...
 :emot_penis:


It’s a ten year old post.  I changed the ages to meet new guidelines.  Plan to add a disclaimer.  We don’t usually do that, but after it being around for ten years, it’s poor policing on our part.


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Reply #4017 on: March 10, 2020, 02:53:31 AM
Quote from: ToeinH2O on March 10, 2020, 02:26:44 AM
Quote from: vinney on March 10, 2020, 01:38:08 AM
Just read Calendar Girl by John Dough... Its in the Under age section not somewhere I usually venture... Its a really good read... erotic and horn blowing... I enjoyed it... Must read one or two more stories in this genre...
 :emot_penis:


It’s a ten year old post.  I changed the ages to meet new guidelines.  Plan to add a disclaimer.  We don’t usually do that, but after it being around for ten years, it’s poor policing on our part.

Yep I realised its ten years old... still a good read though - in my opinion.

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Reply #4018 on: March 11, 2020, 03:59:22 PM
Watching an old video of my mommy dancing to Dire straits walk of life when she was a kid in the 80s.

CJ: You were a good dancer, and gorgeous.

Mommy: What do you mean "were"? I'm still a good dancer and I'm still gorgeous.

And they say my ego is out of control.  :roll:

 ;D


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Reply #4019 on: March 11, 2020, 04:55:37 PM
Dire Strait’s “Sultans of Swing” is one of the best ever, IMHO.


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