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Reply #3900 on: January 29, 2020, 10:03:10 PM
Great job Jules.  That is impressive. I truly doubt i could do the same. I have a Sprite zero at lunch almost every day.



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Reply #3901 on: January 29, 2020, 10:16:20 PM

2 Proud moments.

Just realized it has been 58 days since my last pop.




I first read that as 58 days since your last poop.   :emot_weird:

I remember being at a Grateful Dead show at Pine Knob in Michigan a couple decades ago and some guy asked me if I had any pop.  I thought it must be a drug I never heard of and told him no, and that I didn’t know what that was.  I did have some soda in my cooler.



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Reply #3902 on: January 29, 2020, 10:19:52 PM

2 Proud moments.

Just realized it has been 58 days since my last pop.   Or as most others call it, Soda.  This is a huge accomplishment because I love Diet Coke.  LOVE

Also, I have not missed a scheduled workout since early December.   I exercise with weights or another method every other day.  I love my new TRX system that Dan got me for Christmas.  Not a surprise gift, I asked for it.  If he had given it to me without me putting it on my Christmas list, he would have been in trouble because I would take it as him saying I'm fat and out of shape.




My Peruvian wants a Peloton.  We’ll see.

Congrats on keeping up with your workouts, wish I would do something like that.
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Reply #3903 on: January 29, 2020, 10:31:29 PM

My Peruvian wants a Peloton.  We’ll see.


They do look pretty good, but I remind myself I used to have a Life Cycle and a Stairmaster (remember those?), and they didn’t get much use and ultimately ended up in the garage, from where they were sold.



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Reply #3904 on: January 29, 2020, 11:01:20 PM

My Peruvian wants a Peloton.  We’ll see.


They do look pretty good, but I remind myself I used to have a Life Cycle and a Stairmaster (remember those?), and they didn’t get much use and ultimately ended up in the garage, from where they were sold.


Exactly why I keep saying to her ‘We’ll see.’

But then I could put it next to my weights in the garage.



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Reply #3905 on: January 30, 2020, 04:49:46 AM
The seven watching YouTube videos of dachshund puppies.

"I wish I could snuggle with them and keep them warm"

No, you can not have a dachshund.  :roll:



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Reply #3906 on: January 30, 2020, 02:27:50 PM


This should make everybodies day, if it doesn't you're either a demon spawn or a cat (dick) lover....   :emot_laughing:
just kidding msslave  :emot_kiss:



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Reply #3907 on: January 30, 2020, 03:25:51 PM
The seven watching YouTube videos of dachshund puppies.

"I wish I could snuggle with them and keep them warm"

No, you can not have a dachshund.  :roll:


I had dachshunds.  They will kill your other pets.  It means badger hound in German, imagine a dog so vicious it was bred to hunt badgers.

They do love people though.



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Reply #3908 on: January 30, 2020, 06:38:37 PM
We already have a dog, cat, fish, hamsters.  :roll:

She isn't getting one anyway.

She can work at a zoo someday, not turn this house into one.



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Reply #3909 on: January 30, 2020, 07:38:22 PM
Shiela... I love cats, dogs and all other critters.  It's people I've had problems with. :D

That pack of Golden's is cute...love overload! :D

Well trained and been made compliant....by my cat Neville


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Reply #3910 on: January 30, 2020, 07:41:28 PM
Shiela... I love cats, dogs and all other critters.  It's people I've had problems with. :D

That pack of Golden's is cute...love overload! :D

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Same here love, main reason I became a very tech.  Rather help animals.  :-*



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Reply #3911 on: January 31, 2020, 03:00:11 AM
Here's a tip: Don't watch star trek Picard with your children. Because they dropped the F bomb in a scene. "Pure fucking hubris".

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Reply #3912 on: January 31, 2020, 03:29:53 AM
Proving (finally) that a lawyer who falsely accused me of theft (a felony) is a big fucking liar.  He told the court that he gave me a client’s money, and doesn’t know what happened to it after that.  I had contacted the insurance company and have a copy of the check, with his endorsement, and deposit instructions to his own account.  The look on his face when I marked that as an exhibit?  *priceless*.



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Reply #3913 on: January 31, 2020, 12:39:40 PM
How did the fool ever pass the Bar?  Was he absent the day they taught "paper trails and evidence"?

Good show Toe. Will the local Bar Assn. be looking into his actions?

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Reply #3914 on: January 31, 2020, 04:43:54 PM
How did the fool ever pass the Bar?  Was he absent the day they taught "paper trails and evidence"?

Good show Toe. Will the local Bar Assn. be looking into his actions?

I’m not going to file on him, but someone else may.

Witnesses and exhibits are important.  Someone tell the Senate.



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Reply #3915 on: January 31, 2020, 05:18:31 PM


Is his name Saul Goodman?


Princess, would you like to see it light up and hum when I wave it about


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Reply #3916 on: January 31, 2020, 05:35:22 PM


Is his name Saul Goodman?



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BTW...Saul will be back for final season towards the end of Feb.

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Reply #3917 on: January 31, 2020, 11:51:05 PM
My mother is coming home from hospital, something I didn't think was going to happen...




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Reply #3918 on: February 01, 2020, 01:21:45 AM
My mother is coming home from hospital, something I didn't think was going to happen...



That is excellent news to hear, so happy for you love  :emot_kiss:



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Reply #3919 on: February 01, 2020, 01:43:10 AM
I’ve been thinking about sticking my cock in the file drawer all day, and just opening it and closing it, until I cum.  Extra points it the staff comes in and bets on how many times it will take me to finish.

Just one of those days, moving around money...