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Offline Shiela_M

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Reply #3860 on: January 20, 2020, 11:40:01 PM
Quote from: msslave on January 20, 2020, 10:38:33 PM
Got out of the house for a few hours today.  Headed up north on a "cheese run". A couple here know what that means. ;D

Then on to the cheese store.  We stocked up for a couple months.  So much tastier than the factory crap you find in the grocery stores.

Nothing better than a fresh "squeaky" curd.  Renards has the BEST curds I'm my opinion


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Reply #3861 on: January 21, 2020, 12:02:56 AM
Never heard it called that before.  8)

one of the originals

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Reply #3862 on: January 21, 2020, 12:50:20 AM
Cheese curds is kinds like chewing rubber...only cheesier.

Actually rubber may have more flavor. :D

Well trained and been made compliant....by my cat Neville

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Reply #3863 on: January 21, 2020, 01:10:26 AM
Why do I get the feeling CJ isn't picking up on innuendo?  :roll:


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Reply #3864 on: January 21, 2020, 01:37:50 AM
Quote from: msslave on January 21, 2020, 12:50:20 AM
Cheese curds is kinds like chewing rubber...only cheesier.

Actually rubber may have more flavor. :D

"Audible gasp"  :o


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Reply #3865 on: January 21, 2020, 01:48:19 AM
Quote from: msslave on January 20, 2020, 10:32:02 PM
Look out world...Shiela is free and on the prowl! :emot_laughing:

Good news for both of you.  Studies have shown that people recover faster in their own home.  And, with luck, he'll draw a young pretty nurse too.

You go out and have fun. ;D

His nurse is a guy, and he is damn cute  :emot_wub2:  

pretty sure my entire body was flush red when I saw him, but he's probably 10 years younger than me
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Reply #3866 on: January 21, 2020, 02:21:01 AM
Quote from: Shiela_M on January 21, 2020, 01:48:19 AM

His nurse is a guy, and he is damn cute  :emot_wub2:  

pretty sure my entire body was flush red when I saw him, but he's probably 10 years younger than me

What?  They're hiring right out of grammar school?  ;D ;D

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Reply #3867 on: January 21, 2020, 02:22:55 AM
Quote from: ChirpingGirl on January 20, 2020, 09:14:50 PM
CJ watched a porn video of a guy dressed as a witch fucking a pumpkin.  :emot_laughing:

Strange porno movies and cheese curds? Seems like it has been a slow Monday...  ;D

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Reply #3868 on: January 21, 2020, 02:27:37 AM
Quote from: watcher1 on January 21, 2020, 02:22:55 AM
Quote from: ChirpingGirl on January 20, 2020, 09:14:50 PM
CJ watched a porn video of a guy dressed as a witch fucking a pumpkin.  :emot_laughing:

Strange porno movies and cheese curds? Seems like it has been a slow Monday...  ;D

CJ hid from everyone today so I had time to watch a guy dressed up as a witch fuck a pumpkin.  ;D


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Reply #3869 on: January 21, 2020, 04:22:34 AM
Just played a quick game with my little brother and could hear his mom say "do you think Suki lets CJ eat Doritos before her bed time? No, she doesn't, so neither can you."  :emot_laughing:

We're both under someone else's control.  :roll:


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Reply #3870 on: January 24, 2020, 02:07:22 AM
CJ's conversations with her children.

CJ's 7 year old: Mommy, can I have a Mandarin duck?

Me: No. What's a Mandarin duck?

CJ's 7 year old: The prettiest bird, um, duck in the whole world!

Me: No, you can't have a duck. We've talked about not turning this house into an even bigger zoo. You have enough animals already. Enough is enough.

CJ's 7 year old: Mom!

Me: No!

CJ's 7 year old: Please!?

Me: No amount of begging is going to get you a duck. Where would you even keep it?

CJ's 7 year old: I don't know. The pool?

Me: I'm not turning our pool into an aquarium.

CJ's 7 year old: I can't wait to grow up so you can't tell me what animals I can and can't have.

Me: Odds are you'll end up living here anyway, just like everyone else. And by the time you're that grown up, I'll still own half this house which means I can still tell you what animals you can and can't have.

CJ's 7 year old:  :emot_banghead:

 ;D


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Reply #3871 on: January 24, 2020, 02:24:44 AM
What’s wrong with a Chinese duck?




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Reply #3872 on: January 24, 2020, 02:40:02 AM
Quote from: Jed_ on January 24, 2020, 02:24:44 AM
What’s wrong with a Chinese duck?




it's not as pretty.  :roll:



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Reply #3873 on: January 24, 2020, 02:45:29 AM
I beg to differ.




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Reply #3874 on: January 24, 2020, 03:21:08 AM
I don't think she'd appreciate me giving her a roasted one.  :roll:


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Reply #3875 on: January 24, 2020, 08:56:20 PM
Watching two almost 3 and 4 year olds stomp rapidly melting slush with their cute wittle snow boots and giggling.  ;D


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Reply #3876 on: January 25, 2020, 06:43:53 PM
Nothing to do, nowhere to go, having margaritas and quesadillas for lunch.  Havent decided what I'll have for dinner but I'm sure it'll include margaritas


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Reply #3877 on: January 25, 2020, 09:36:06 PM
Local pet food store held the monthly cat claw clipping clinic today. Our kids were due. I dreaded to ordeal of stuffing the little fur-balls in their carriers. Once we get the first cat bagged, the second runs for cover.

The girl was on the table, so wife held her while I went for carriers.  Popped the girl in hers and went looking for the boy. Found him still sound asleep. Gently picked him up and into the carrier he went.

Drove to pet store...cats meowing their displeasure all the way. Ended up first in line, pedicure s completed and back home.

After scorning us for awhile, all is back to normal in the house...cats still in charge, naturally.

Well trained and been made compliant....by my cat Neville

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Reply #3878 on: January 26, 2020, 02:29:13 AM
CJ got called to help at the food pantry I volunteer at tomorrow. The seven wants to go too and donate some of her stuff she doesn't need anymore. Everyone else is busy tomorrow so it's just us.  :D


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Reply #3879 on: January 26, 2020, 03:04:12 PM
Another "cat" day for us.  Yesterday was pedicures for our two.

Today we'll be attending the annual cat show that's part of St. Paul's winter carnival. It's fun seeing all the pampered pussies, and watching the judging. So many breeds involved, it's great fun.

After that, we go to the park next to the arena complex and view the ice sculptures.  Fantastic designs including large, complex creations using multiple blocks, and smaller single block carvings.  Temps just below freezing, so they should hold up ok.

Camera will being along, so maybe some pics will be posted tomorrow.  Everyone loves looking at pussy pictures, right. ;D

Well trained and been made compliant....by my cat Neville

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