What MADE your day today?

[ChirpingGirl]

Mac and Cheese is less messy. just sayin.

Not really. 

[Jed_]

CJ's fights with wifey.  

Wifey: I've made the decision, white girl, you're selling that stupid back to the future car.

Me: I'd rather get a divorce.

Wifey: You'd rather keep that car with all that crap on it than be married to me?

Me: The car was my life long dream.

Wifey: And what was I?

Me: My lifelong nightmare.

The anger intensifies.  

Wifey: Either you sell it, or I will.

Me: That would be theft of property. Or grand theft auto.

Wifey: It's just sitting in the garage, covered up and useless.

Me: Because it's winter. I'd never take it anywhere in the winter. Besides, it's a pain in the ass to drive. The only reason to take it out is to see peoples reactions.

Wifey: Get! Rid! Of! It!

Me: Nope. There's plenty of room for everyone else's cars.

Wifey: If you love me you'll sell it and put the money into our retirement fund.

CJ says nothing for at least 30 seconds.

Wifey: I said IF YOU LOVE ME!

Me: I heard you.  


CJ is never selling the back to the future car. I'd rather get a divorce.  

[Jed_]

Since twisting my ankle in New Mexico 2.5 years ago, I’ve had recurring pain.  3 months ago, the ankle swelled up and the pain become constant, just recurring as bad every few days.  After frequent visits to two doctors and collecting CDs of images I referred to as ‘My Ankles Greatest Hits Vol. 1 and Vol. 2’, one doctor finally showed me a small cyst and synovial fluid pooled in places in my MRI.  He pulled 3mls of fluid out and using the same needle imbedded about 1.25 inches (pardon my mixing of metric and English units) in my ankle, gave me a cortisone shot.

This morning the swelling was nearly gone, and except for the injection site, so was the pain.  Hallelujah!!

It sure was a long road to get there, just wondering how temporary this is and what about the cyst?  Took the synovial fluid to the lab today still in the syringe for tests.

[msslave]

No pain is good. Hope it doesn't come back.

I suffered a lot with a bad knee. After I got it replaced and a few weeks of healing up, no pain. Been a bit over 10 years now.

[ChirpingGirl]

CJ's fights with wifey.

Wifey: I read an article about Jay Leno's Delorean being worth $750,000. You have no excuse for not selling yours.

Me: Good for Jay Leno. I'm not selling it.

Wifey: We could auction it off. You'd get a fortune for it. The stupid thing lights up and makes sound effects and all that other crap it does.

Me: Tell ya what. You sell all your star wars shit, even that vintage crap that's actually worth money, and agree to never make we watch any movie past present and future ever again and you never ever ever say those two words again and I'll sell it. I'll sell it to the highest bidder.

Wifey: We're talking about YOU giving up something worthless, not me giving up something important to me.

Me: Ah, I see, it's ok to take something I want away from me but not from you.

Wifey: I could sell all my star wars stuff and it wouldn't be worth what you could get for that car.

Me: You have toys that are worth thousands of dollars, I looked it up. A stupid Bobafeet action figure could sell for like $2000.

Wifey: Stop saying star wars things wrong on purpose. You clearly know what they're called because you looked them up.

Me: You're valuing my property, I can value yours.

Wifey: My property is off limits. Yours however is a waste of space and has to go.

Me: Oh really? Isn't it convenient that you forget who owns this house we all live in and all your star wars junk is safely kept? My mom bought it, I own half of it. Which means if I wanted to take all your star wars junk and toss it out into the streets I could do it. So let's shut up about what white girl can and can't have in the home she owns fifty percent of. There will be no selling of white girls property. There will be no further discussion of what white girl can and can not have in and on her property.

Wifey: I should consider selling you.

Me: Another thing you think you own but are very mistaken.

 

[purpleshoes]

CJ's fights with wifey are more entertaining than anything on TV.

[Jed_]

No pain is good. Hope it doesn't come back.

I suffered a lot with a bad knee. After I got it replaced and a few weeks of healing up, no pain. Been a bit over 10 years now.

I will probably need my left knee done at some point.  My mom has had both replaced.

I first noticed the issue with my left knee on the 4th hiking day of a 3 night backpacking trip about 5 years ago.  Coming down off the mountain with my gear on my back, I realized any big step down had to be onto my right foot, because when I tried my left, my left knee felt like it was going to give out.  But that was before my right ankle began having problems; now it goes first on hikes.

[Jed_]

Wifey: I should consider selling you.

 

Naw, she should just rent you.

[msslave]

Wifey: I should consider selling you.

 

Naw, she should just rent you.

[ChirpingGirl]

Wifey: I should consider selling you.

 

Naw, she should just rent you.

CJ has been rented out before. 

CJ has been rented, traded, swapped and loaned. 

But those are horror stories for another day.

[Jed_]

After the many things I’ve been told by girls (and even one guy), I’m not surprised.  I’m still horrified, just no longer surprised at the inhumanity of some people.

Besides, why rent you.  Sounds like you’re often inclined to give it away.

[ChirpingGirl]

CJ isn't that big of a whore. Anymore.

[Jed_]

CJ isn't that big of a whore. Anymore.

You were never really a whore Chirp.  That implies a voluntary decision beginning in adulthood to engage in transactional sex.  The compulsory reward versus punishment situations you were subjected to by a thoroughly evil man that lingered into your adulthood were never your fault.  That it took some time to shed that part of your life is not surprising, but shed it you did.  And being a bit hypersexual is common for those that experienced sexual trauma; that you embrace how you are now is actually wonderful (and fuck him).

And while you look for love and emotional attachment with women, it’s also unsurprising you still crave a cock once in a while.  And I have no doubt you truly have superb cocksucking skills.  I just wish it was me with your dumb blonde hair twisted in my fists while humping your face and filling that warm cotton candy mouth of yours.

[msslave]

Saw an old friend logged in yesterday.  It was our dear Wubble...Well Behaved Lady.

Sent her a brief PM saying she was missed and hoped she'd come back to us.  We can hope.  She really gave KB a lot of class.

[ChirpingGirl]

CJ isn't that big of a whore. Anymore.

You were never really a whore Chirp.  That implies a voluntary decision beginning in adulthood to engage in transactional sex.  The compulsory reward versus punishment situations you were subjected to by a thoroughly evil man that lingered into your adulthood were never your fault.  That it took some time to shed that part of your life is not surprising, but shed it you did.  And being a bit hypersexual is common for those that experienced sexual trauma; that you embrace how you are now is actually wonderful (and fuck him).

And while you look for love and emotional attachment with women, it’s also unsurprising you still crave a cock once in a while.  And I have no doubt you truly have superb cocksucking skills.  I just wish it was me with your dumb blonde hair twisted in my fists while humping your face and filling that warm cotton candy mouth of yours.

That implies a voluntary decision beginning in adulthood to engage in transactional sex.

 

The compulsory reward versus punishment situations you were subjected to by a thoroughly evil man that lingered into your adulthood were never your fault

Everyone tells me that. But little CJ never believed it wasn't her fault. Neither does big CJ. All we had to do was... bite. And no one would have wanted to hurt us anymore.  But little CJ and I have come a long way in dealing with it.

That it took some time to shed that part of your life is not surprising, but shed it you did.  And being a bit hypersexual is common for those that experienced sexual trauma; that you embrace how you are now is actually wonderful (and fuck him).

I much prefer "kill him" since the other gives me nightmares.

And while you look for love and emotional attachment with women, it’s also unsurprising you still crave a cock once in a while.

I actually don't. I never wanted to get married. Least of all to the person who left me when I needed her the most and helped me spiral into drug abuse and being suicidal. Women are as big a pain in the ass as men are. Sometimes literally. CJ wouldn't be married if she had any choice. But don't tell CJ's wifey that. 

And I have no doubt you truly have superb cocksucking skills.  I just wish it was me with your dumb blonde hair twisted in my fists while humping your face and filling that warm cotton candy mouth of yours.

 

CJ has not only not ever had a single complaint, except for when THEY can't take it anymore, I've been told I have a magic mouth.  I guess all that childhood trauma did some good for me. 

[Jed_]

Women are as big a pain in the ass as men are. Sometimes literally.

Yeah, both that strap-on and the Asian that wears it sound brutal.

[ChirpingGirl]

Women are as big a pain in the ass as men are. Sometimes literally.

Yeah, both that strap-on and the Asian that wears it sound brutal.

She is brutal. 

[ChirpingGirl]

This morning was almost 60 degrees, no wind. Almost spring like. So I took wifey #2 and the babies to the park. The baby Latina chased the dog. 

Then it started to mist. 

[ChirpingGirl]

When we visited New York a couple years ago, CJ didn't have time to do things she wanted. Then when we visited again and took the whole tribe, CJ still didn't get to do things.

CJ wanted to do a full Ghostbusters filming location tour. Didn't get to. 

But, CJ is going back to New York next Summer.    Right around... July.  Ghostbusters tour and see the new movie in New York! Oh, and visit friends I guess. I dunno, if we have time. The seven was soooooooooo excited when I told her we're going back. She loved the trip, still wears her I heart NY shirt.  "ARE WE GOING TO CENTRAL PARK AGAIN!?" 

[ChirpingGirl]

My little brother got a serious piece of shit laptop from one of his extended family. They didn't want it, so they gave it to him for Xmas. Obviously he has no use for it since I gave him an 8GB GPU gaming laptop. Apparently it only cost $50 on black Friday. 

He said it's a real piece of junk that barely does anything. So he was ready to literally throw it out.

Till I told him to bring it over and we'll see what magic his big sister can do with it. So I tried using Batocera on it, which is basically a retro video game emulator operating system. And it worked fine. LibreELEC also ran fine. So he can use it for retro gaming, or as an entertainment center. Not that he really needs it, but he could.

So CJ turned a piece of garbage into something useful for her little brother today.