CJ's fights with wifey.
Wifey: I've made the decision, white girl, you're selling that stupid back to the future car.
Me: I'd rather get a divorce.
Wifey: You'd rather keep that car with all that crap on it than be married to me?
Me: The car was my life long dream.
Wifey: And what was I?
Me: My lifelong nightmare.
The anger intensifies.
Wifey: Either you sell it, or I will.
Me: That would be theft of property. Or grand theft auto.
Wifey: It's just sitting in the garage, covered up and useless.
Me: Because it's winter. I'd never take it anywhere in the winter. Besides, it's a pain in the ass to drive. The only reason to take it out is to see peoples reactions.
Wifey: Get! Rid! Of! It!
Me: Nope. There's plenty of room for everyone else's cars.
Wifey: If you love me you'll sell it and put the money into our retirement fund.
CJ says nothing for at least 30 seconds.
Wifey: I said IF YOU LOVE ME!
Me: I heard you.
CJ is never selling the back to the future car. I'd rather get a divorce.