CJ's conversations with her wifey.
Wifey: Will you consider taking my last name?
Me: No.
Wifey: Why?
Me: Because I refuse to introduce myself with a Japanese last name.
Wifey: I introduce myself with your last name.
Me: I know.
Wifey: It's fine and all, but I really think we should change from yours to mine.
Me: No. It's perfect the way it is.
Wifey: What do I have to do to get you to consider it?
Me: I'll make you a deal. When Disney makes a star wars movie that people think is way better than the old ones, I will gladly change my last name from Anderson to Kitagawa.
Wifey: So the answer is a permanent no then.
Me: Yes.