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Offline RopeFiend

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Reply #3060 on: July 16, 2019, 12:15:10 AM
Quote from: RopeFiend on July 13, 2019, 02:46:38 AM

TWO idiots that both waited until too late to lane change to get their freeway exit nearly collided.  Both should have been in the center (of 5 lanes) at least 1/4 mile earlier, but they  couldn't be bothered to signal OR lane change in time, so they nearly collided as they both shot across traffic for that middle (either freeway) lane.  They both rebounded at 70MPH and utterly missed the exit they were shooting for, ending back in the lanes they'd been in on the wrong exit.  Oops.  :emot_laughing:  I doubt they learned anything from the incident.  Dallas drivers <pulls hair out>



Update:  As of my drive by that same intersection above THIS MORNING, someone had tried to pull the same stunt and took out ALL of the guard rails plus the big sign.  Hopefully they lived though the unfortunately pitiful choice of lane change.


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Reply #3061 on: July 16, 2019, 01:43:19 AM
Quote from: RopeFiend on July 16, 2019, 12:15:10 AM

Update:  As of my drive by that same intersection above THIS MORNING, someone had tried to pull the same stunt and took out ALL of the guard rails plus the big sign.  Hopefully they lived though the unfortunately pitiful choice of lane change.


More likely drunk or distracted by texting.


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Reply #3062 on: July 16, 2019, 01:51:43 AM
I drove all over Chicagoland and the Midwest for work for 20+ years.  When I first got to AZ I was stunned how much worse the drivers are out here.  They literally have PSAs on the radio about how to handle wrong-way drivers on the freeway.  One theory is all the transplants out here aren't used to how everyone else drives, so it's a giant hodge-podge.  My own personal theory is that since we rarely get adverse driving conditions -rain or snow- they never have to drive carefully.  Until next year, there's no statewide driving while using a cellphone law.

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Reply #3063 on: July 16, 2019, 01:43:03 PM
The response from Lois after requesting a position back on the moderator team.




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Reply #3064 on: July 16, 2019, 02:32:33 PM
Welcome back.  :-*

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Reply #3065 on: July 16, 2019, 03:34:47 PM
Quote from: MintJulie on July 16, 2019, 01:43:03 PM
The response from Lois after requesting a position back on the moderator team.





We need a compassionate and rational person in charge here.


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Reply #3066 on: July 17, 2019, 10:28:11 PM
Spending well over an hour leaning against my laser while I cut out more of my most popular products, sipping a beer from one of my favourite local breweries, and browsing my favourite erotica website...



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Reply #3067 on: July 19, 2019, 04:29:21 PM
Waking up at 6 a.m., and having two cups of coffee alone.


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Reply #3068 on: July 19, 2019, 05:30:43 PM
Texting with a friend, who has a daughter the same age as mine.   She will be hosting a sleep-over tonight and tomorrow.    Dan's oldest is at a 3 day concert at MI Intl Speedway.  The youngest will be at her mom's.
During the day, my friend and her family will be coming over and we're staying cool by the pool.
Two nights with no kids in the house from 8pm until 10am.  
Two days of sitting around doing nothing but chatting, chilling, and grilling.   Oh, and a sip or two.

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Reply #3069 on: July 19, 2019, 05:37:44 PM
There'd better be time to enjoy that yummy DurangoDan dog too. ;D

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Reply #3070 on: July 20, 2019, 03:27:45 AM
The recent changes in policy around here made my whole MUTHER FUCKIN' week.

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Reply #3071 on: July 20, 2019, 04:28:04 AM
Quote from: Athos_131 on July 20, 2019, 03:27:45 AM
The recent changes in policy around here made my whole MUTHER FUCKIN' week.

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I’m happy for you, at least your not posting as much of your political rubbish.


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Reply #3072 on: July 20, 2019, 05:04:53 AM
Quote from: wayne3218 on July 20, 2019, 04:28:04 AM
Quote from: Athos_131 on July 20, 2019, 03:27:45 AM
The recent changes in policy around here made my whole MUTHER FUCKIN' week.

#Resist

I’m happy for you, at least your not posting as much of your political rubbish.



I'll do that later just to please you.  I can do both very easily.

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Reply #3073 on: July 20, 2019, 05:10:57 AM
Picking up my son at the airport in 24 hours.  He’s been gone in Europe for more than a month.  Glastonbury, London, Riga, Amsterdam, Munich, Lucerne, and Venice.  Lots of great places.  Can’t wait to swap stories with him.


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Reply #3074 on: July 20, 2019, 05:37:58 PM

Two things - I think I made a new friend (or, at least, a new accomplice!), and I heard a bit of gossip about what somebody thinks about me...



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Reply #3075 on: July 20, 2019, 05:57:48 PM
Got some more liquids and snacks for the babies and I overheard some firefighters whispering "that Asian girl is smokin' hot" as they exited the lane wifey was getting stuff from.

 ;D

CJ doesn't mind hearing wifey is hot. But they should be saying that about me too.  :roll:


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Reply #3076 on: July 20, 2019, 06:17:06 PM
CG...no doubt you're so hot, nothing need be said.  Somethings are just self-evident. :D :emot_kiss:

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Reply #3077 on: July 21, 2019, 12:34:20 AM
 ;D

The irony being their comment was wasted on her. But woulda boosted my ego. Plus they were hot firemen... so... CJ woulda blown 'em.  :D


But anyway.

Wifey and I watched the new Star Trek: Picard trailer.

Wifey: Wow, Jeri Ryan is still hot.

Me: You're so gay.

Wifey: Thank you for not using the "L" word, white girl.


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Reply #3078 on: July 21, 2019, 12:55:16 AM
Quote from: ChirpingGirl on July 20, 2019, 05:57:48 PM
Got some more liquids and snacks for the babies and I overheard some firefighters whispering "that Asian girl is smokin' hot" as they exited the lane wifey was getting stuff from.

 ;D

CJ doesn't mind hearing wifey is hot. But they should be saying that about me too.  :roll:

I have a friend who I went to grammar school with, who definitely has a fireman fetish, based on the number of hot fireman photos she posts.  I’d love to see her getting gang banged at the local firehouse.  I bet she’d be a real animal with the proper encouragement.



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Reply #3079 on: July 21, 2019, 02:55:44 AM
Quote from: ToeinH20 on July 21, 2019, 12:55:16 AM
Quote from: ChirpingGirl on July 20, 2019, 05:57:48 PM
Got some more liquids and snacks for the babies and I overheard some firefighters whispering "that Asian girl is smokin' hot" as they exited the lane wifey was getting stuff from.

 ;D

CJ doesn't mind hearing wifey is hot. But they should be saying that about me too.  :roll:

I have a friend who I went to grammar school with, who definitely has a fireman fetish, based on the number of hot fireman photos she posts.  I’d love to see her getting gang banged at the local firehouse.  I bet she’d be a real animal with the proper encouragement.



Would be a disappointment if they had tiny dicks.  :emot_laughing:


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