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Offline MintJulie

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Reply #2840 on: June 01, 2019, 12:16:06 PM
Going for a run this morning.   2 miles a couple of days ago.  5 miles (?) this morning.   90% over my sickness from last weekend.  
Then going across the state to watch the Michigan HS State Finals for Track.


Have a great day!

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Reply #2841 on: June 01, 2019, 06:23:50 PM
Looking forward to see wifeys reaction when she finds out I'm having an evo grill put into the backyard patio. She really wanted one.  Now she can cook for the tribe while the kids play in the pool.  ;D



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Reply #2842 on: June 03, 2019, 04:45:27 PM
I am truly blessed in my life.  I was able to experience Eastern European culture (specifically Polish) and now Latin American culture (specifically Peruvian).  I took my Peruvian, her mom and her cute niece to a Peruvian food festival yesterday and had a blast eating, drinking, listening to music and dancing.  Peruvian girls are so hot (must be why I married one), so the scenery was very nice (Imagine what hot Latin girls wear when it’s 85F).

We were running late in the morning, so while listening to my Peruvian in the shower and thinking she was taking a while and using up all the hot water, I decided to join her.  I stepped into the shower while she was shampooing her head.  She wasn’t under the flow, so I ducked my head under the water and grabbed the soap.  We didn’t really have time to be frisky, and her mom was in the other room, so I behaved myself (with difficulty).  She was shampooing her head so vigorously as if a flock of seagulls had just crapped on it.  I was nearly done by the time she was finally rinsing her hair.  Abruptly she opened her eyes, and then screamed, followed by punching me in the chest?

Then we have this conversation where I explain, ‘I’ve been in the shower with you for at least 10 minutes.  How could you not know I was here? This is not a big shower!’

Next time I’ll know better about behaving myself and grab some of my favorite parts of her to let her know I’m there.



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Reply #2843 on: June 04, 2019, 02:52:32 AM
Funny things CJs kids say or do: Episode #1.

The Seven: Mommy, I want some chocolate milk.

Me: So go get some.

The Seven: I need it to be really cold.

Me: So put it in the freezer for a while.

The Seven: I can't reach that high.

Me: Then get a cup and use the ice dispenser and live with it.

The Seven: I can't reach that high either.

Me: Yes you can!

She says nothing for several seconds.

Me: You just want me to do it for you.

The Seven: Instead of arguing with me, you could have had it done by now.

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Reply #2844 on: June 04, 2019, 03:44:37 AM
"Instead of arguing with me, you could have had it done by now."


Yep.   Oh, how many times I have said that.


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Reply #2845 on: June 04, 2019, 04:27:38 AM
Email: "You know who" really really really really wants to fuck your mouth, kiddo."


What? Dang, out all day and someone beats me it.  ;D ;D

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Reply #2846 on: June 04, 2019, 05:16:34 PM
Sleeping peacefully all night and waking up next to a woman who truly loves me, accepts me, and understands me.  I could not ask for more in life.  Well, maybe a winning MegaMillions ticket!



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Reply #2847 on: June 05, 2019, 02:44:42 AM
Funny things CJs kids say or do: Episode #2.

Wifey's daughter: Some times I think my mom likes you more than me.

Me: That couldn't be less true, baby.

Wifey's daughter: Then why does she always make you hold her hand? She doesn't do that with me.

Me: Because (shows her the wedding ring) This means I'm her property. She's just making sure her investment is ok.

Wifey's daughter: So, she treats you like property?

Me: Yes.

Wifey' daughter holds my hand.

Wifey's daughter: Hostile takeover.

 :'(


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Reply #2848 on: June 05, 2019, 03:07:16 AM
Sleeping peacefully all night and waking up next to a woman who truly loves me, accepts me, and understands me.  I could not ask for more in life.  Well, maybe a winning MegaMillions ticket!

I love you, accept you and understand you.   I am just not waking up next to you. 
3 for 4 ain't so bad.

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Reply #2849 on: June 05, 2019, 03:36:42 AM
Sleeping peacefully all night and waking up next to a woman who truly loves me, accepts me, and understands me.  I could not ask for more in life.  Well, maybe a winning MegaMillions ticket!

I love you, accept you and understand you.   I am just not waking up next to you. 
3 for 4 ain't so bad.





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Reply #2850 on: June 05, 2019, 03:42:21 AM

Hmmmmm




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Reply #2851 on: June 05, 2019, 03:44:59 AM


Kidding, he knows all about Toe's and my online thing.

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Reply #2852 on: June 05, 2019, 10:30:44 AM
But does DurangoDan really know...?
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Reply #2853 on: June 05, 2019, 05:38:46 PM



 



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Reply #2854 on: June 05, 2019, 06:10:44 PM



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Reply #2855 on: June 05, 2019, 06:19:49 PM



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Reply #2856 on: June 05, 2019, 06:33:53 PM

I forgot to mention I spoke with CoachEric a few days ago.   I hadn't checked my spam email account in forever and was happy to see his name pop up. 

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Reply #2857 on: June 05, 2019, 06:34:30 PM
Every time I see that picture (It's a popular meme) I cringe a little.  That poor girl's tits!



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Reply #2858 on: June 05, 2019, 09:45:00 PM

Damn, that sums my current life up.

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Reply #2859 on: June 05, 2019, 09:46:02 PM
Every time I see that picture (It's a popular meme) I cringe a little.  That poor girl's tits!
Don’t worry, he’ll get his when she kicks him in the balls on her way down to the ground.

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