Trip off to great start. Nearly 600 mile drive. Tomorrow hit the National Park. Went out to dinner. Whole town in Old West motif. The restaurant looked like a saloon complete with bar. I had to!
Went to bar and in a fake cowboy accent said, Can I get a sarsaparilla barkeep?"
She smiled and said, "Sure!"
I gasped and said, "You really have sarsaparilla?"
They did, and I got one, just like my cowboy heros when I was a kid.