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Offline RopeFiend

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Reply #2520 on: January 19, 2019, 02:15:43 AM

I'm approaching a foul looking pickup on the way home... it's all bashed up, and the paint is peeling off of it in strips.

I get beside it and eventually make out PROFESSIONAL PAINTER on the driver's door.

Yeah, probably not your best advertisement, dude.  Might want to get another truck, and don't use latex paint on your truck next time.

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Reply #2521 on: January 19, 2019, 03:04:25 PM
Quote from: RopeFiend on January 19, 2019, 02:15:43 AM

I'm approaching a foul looking pickup on the way home... it's all bashed up, and the paint is peeling off of it in strips.

I get beside it and eventually make out PROFESSIONAL PAINTER on the driver's door.

Yeah, probably not your best advertisement, dude.  Might want to get another truck, and don't use latex paint on your truck next time.

 :emot_laughing:  Maybe he's an artist?  Pro-tip:  Automotive paint isn't interior, nor exterior house paint.   :facepalm:


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Reply #2522 on: January 19, 2019, 05:12:45 PM
A while back I discovered the ‘spare’ set of keys they gave me at the dealer when I bought my camper/trailer were the wrong set.  I had them in my truck for a year until I realized they didn’t work.  I only had one set and been putting off getting a 2nd set made.  I’ve been fearful of losing my only set while on a trip.  I go places in the middle of nowhere, so finding a locksmith would be a real pain.

This morning I found another set in my underwear drawer that work.  I must have been handed two spare sets at one point, but one was wrong and I put the wrong one in my truck and the right one in the house promptly forgetting about it.

Such little things make my day these days.


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Reply #2523 on: January 19, 2019, 05:17:55 PM
It didn't snow as bad as they said it would. In fact, sister and her wifey stole the kids for a mall trip. CJ was looking forward to being shut in with the kids today.  :'(

Oh well. Tomorrow is going to be brutally cold. Snuggle time!  :D
« Last Edit: January 19, 2019, 06:20:10 PM by ChirpingGirl »


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Reply #2524 on: January 20, 2019, 09:10:49 PM
A day late posting, but yesterday, aged 51, I had my first ever ride of a motorbike.

I say "motorbike", but it's only a 50cc 2-stroke moped. Youngest son bought it from a friend for a tenner, and is working to make it properly rideable after 25 years as a farm bike.

No lights, one working brake, seat missing, back wheel no circular, front forks pointing in three different directions at once (none of them the correct one), seat gone a bit peculiar, wiring loom largely missing, most body panels cracked or missing, but it goes.

I probably only got it up to ten miles an hour, but that was up the potholed back lane, with nowhere to put my feet - it was terrifying, but fun!




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Reply #2525 on: January 27, 2019, 02:27:14 PM
Fun day yesterday at the annual Saintly City Cat Show...part of the Winter Carnival now on in St. Paul.  We go most year so check out the kitties and their owners too.  There was even a celebrity there, Garfield!  He stepped out of his "strip" to visit his feline friends.  Got a picture, but lots of kids around him, so can't post here.

Here's a few of the kitties being  judged.  Some were in the kitten class, so hope that doesn't get me in trouble with the mods. :D

 






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Reply #2526 on: January 27, 2019, 03:15:22 PM
Last time I saw that many pussies, it was at Donald Trumps birthday party at Mar Lago.

one of the originals

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Reply #2527 on: January 27, 2019, 03:20:46 PM
@msslave, you are always under the eye of the mods, and continually a subject of trouble. Happy now?  ;D

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Reply #2528 on: January 27, 2019, 03:25:00 PM
Would that be the "Pussy Patrol" by chance...??

 :emot_laughing:


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Reply #2529 on: January 27, 2019, 03:40:55 PM
My male cat was by me last night as I was looking at the pictures I took.  He loves his kitty porn. Lots of nice pussy yesterday. ;D

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Reply #2530 on: January 27, 2019, 03:50:13 PM
Quote from: Katiebee on January 27, 2019, 03:20:46 PM
@msslave, you are always under the eye of the mods, and continually a subject of trouble. Happy now?  ;D
As well you guys should! The older I get the less I seem to know what I'm doing. :facepalm:

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Reply #2531 on: January 27, 2019, 04:49:48 PM
Pussies...? Who said pussies...?  :emot_lickie:

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Reply #2532 on: January 27, 2019, 05:22:12 PM
Quote from: vinney on January 27, 2019, 04:49:48 PM
Pussies...? Who said pussies...?  :emot_lickie:

Careful Vinney...check the pictures, before you get a tongue full of CAT hair.  :emot_laughing:

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Reply #2533 on: January 27, 2019, 06:07:18 PM
Quote from: msslave on January 27, 2019, 05:22:12 PM
Quote from: vinney on January 27, 2019, 04:49:48 PM
Pussies...? Who said pussies...?  :emot_lickie:

Careful Vinney...check the pictures, before you get a tongue full of CAT hair.  :emot_laughing:

LOL....
LOL....
LOL....
LOL....
LOL....
Okay someday I'll stop laughing......!!!
LOL....
LOL....
LOL....
Just not today...........!!!!!

Gotta love you guys......
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Reply #2534 on: January 27, 2019, 06:29:13 PM
I know you cat people are all admiring the cats.  I’m thinking about tying up the judge and  doing her doggy, while she meows.  Just saying.


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Reply #2535 on: January 27, 2019, 06:34:15 PM
I do! With that neckline, Everytime she bent over to fill out her judging sheet, I got a great cleavage view. ;D

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Reply #2536 on: January 27, 2019, 09:39:36 PM
Quote from: msslave on January 27, 2019, 03:40:55 PM
My male cat was by me last night as I was looking at the pictures I took.  He loves his kitty porn. Lots of nice pussy yesterday. ;D

That’s what I worry about when I go to work every day — my cats getting on the computer and checking out the kitty porn.  Maybe I should password lock the iMac so they cannot get on the Internet  ;D

That is all.

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Reply #2537 on: January 27, 2019, 10:31:47 PM
First major snow of the season starting tonight thru Monday. 6 to 10 inches of white snow with winds.

Didn't burn out the old gas in the snowblower last spring, so got some fresh gas and gave it a try.

It started!

Now that I'm ready, maybe the storm will shift and miss us...again.  I'll be out there, bundled up, snowblower primed and...Nothing.  No sweat, I'll be glad for a another miss.

If it hits, I'm set...bring it on Mother Nature, you winter bitch!

So, my day maker was getting the snowblower fired up again.

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Reply #2538 on: January 27, 2019, 10:54:06 PM
Snowblowers don’t really help when the snowfall is 4 foot.

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Reply #2539 on: January 27, 2019, 11:02:43 PM
Katie, you just stay out there and keep blowing as the snow comes down...until the wind chill gets ya and you freeze.  You should see all the bodies that show up in the spring when the snow melts. :emot_laughing:

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