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Reply #2340 on: December 15, 2018, 12:02:03 AM
Christmas officially began three hours ago - I don't go back to work until January third!



Happy holidays IB.  Office was half empty today.  It will be more or less abandoned next week.



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Reply #2341 on: December 15, 2018, 11:19:01 PM
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Reply #2342 on: December 16, 2018, 01:27:53 AM
I’ve been motorcycle shopping the past two Saturdays and the wife has not said no to the idea of a new bike.  Yay me.

That is all.


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Reply #2343 on: December 18, 2018, 01:34:11 PM
I was sent a story by a friend.

Not only was it a really good story (dang, I wish they'd share their skills with a wider audience!), it also confirmed that this person I think of as a friend thinks the same way about me.




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Reply #2344 on: December 18, 2018, 03:17:08 PM
Seeing a colorful users online list early in the morning:


                     

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Reply #2345 on: December 18, 2018, 05:42:41 PM
This might not be a big deal in other less taxed states then Illinois or other countries but paying $1.99 per gallon for regular gasoline made my day.

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Reply #2346 on: December 18, 2018, 06:38:31 PM
Seeing a colorful users online list early in the morning:


                     

Yes Jules, nice rainbow effect.  If that made your day, I can see you're easily pleased. :emot_laughing:

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Reply #2347 on: December 18, 2018, 11:38:50 PM
This might not be a big deal in other less taxed states then Illinois or other countries but paying $1.99 per gallon for regular gasoline made my day.

$1.99???

I pay about $9/gallon!!



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Reply #2348 on: December 18, 2018, 11:47:10 PM
This might not be a big deal in other less taxed states then Illinois or other countries but paying $1.99 per gallon for regular gasoline made my day.

$1.99???

I pay about $9/gallon!!


If it makes you feel any better, when I’m hauling my travel trailer with my big ass truck I get about 7 miles to the gallon.  Seems like I blink and need gas again.  Driving 2000+ miles across the country last year, the frequent stops for gas were both annoying and expensive.



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Reply #2349 on: December 18, 2018, 11:54:48 PM
Got an "Exceeds Expectations" on my review.



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Reply #2350 on: December 19, 2018, 12:20:49 AM
A few minutes ago I fed the dog putting the bowl near the doorway to the kitchen.  I then grabbed a broom and began sweeping up some of her shed hair.  I wanted to sweep through the doorway, but she was still eating and in the way.  She looked at me, and then picked the bowl up in her teeth moving it out of my way by a couple feet and resumed eating.  And my late wife inexplicably called her dumb.  My good girl German Shepherd just made my day with that simple act.



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Reply #2351 on: December 19, 2018, 12:51:35 AM

Watched TWO assholes shit their pants because they were both following too close.

Traffic ahead was totally stopped, and neither of 'em noticed until the last instant.  Both of them went sideways, luckily missing everyone.

I doubt they'll learn their lesson, though.   :(

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Reply #2352 on: December 19, 2018, 05:36:25 AM

Watched TWO assholes shit their pants because they were both following too close.

Traffic ahead was totally stopped, and neither of 'em noticed until the last instant.  Both of them went sideways, luckily missing everyone.

I doubt they'll learn their lesson, though.   :(

I’ve handled over 5,000 motor vehicle injury cases.  It’s guaranteed they won’t.



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Reply #2353 on: December 19, 2018, 04:35:28 PM
Try driving with a horse trailer behind you.....
(remember horses move around, weight shifts).
People driving around you have no idea what its like with a horse trailer in tow.
(except other horse people).

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Reply #2354 on: December 19, 2018, 05:30:59 PM

My tickets for Hamilton arrived in the mail.   So excited.   But the performance is not coming to Detroit until March.

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Reply #2355 on: December 19, 2018, 05:36:47 PM

My tickets for Hamilton arrived in the mail.   So excited.   But the performance is not coming to Detroit until March.

I’ve been to Hamilton Ontario.  It’s not far from Detroit at all, so a ticket to Hamilton should be cheap.   ;D

Enjoy the show Jules.



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Reply #2356 on: December 19, 2018, 05:50:14 PM
I’ve been to Hamilton Ontario.  It’s not far from Detroit at all...

I've spent much time all over Ontario.  Hamilton included.  Burlington, Niagra, Stratford, Niagara-On-The-Lake, Toronto, Missisauga, Tilbury, London, Barrie.  And my favorite spot Blue Mountain, though I haven't been there in a while.  Might need to take Mark there this winter.

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Reply #2357 on: December 19, 2018, 05:58:50 PM
I spent a weekend in Hamilton Ontario in March 1990 to see the Grateful Dead play two nights at Copps Coliseum.  Had to drive home on Sunday in a snow storm.  After nearly t-boning two spun out cars coming down a mountain north of Scranton PA, I stopped and got a room, then called my boss to say I would be late to work Monday.



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Reply #2358 on: December 20, 2018, 01:18:47 PM

Making my daughter laugh.

She asked if I had all my Christmas shopping done.

I looked at her, raised my eyebrows and said, "Is it Christmas Eve already?"

Yeah, she's easily amused. I guess you had to be there.  :D

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Reply #2359 on: December 20, 2018, 03:55:25 PM
I got my last paycheck.  I thought they were going to hold it back, but it came through at 2:30 a.m.  We’ll have a Christmas goose after all. God bless us, every one.