What MADE your day today?

[_priapism]

Ok, let’s not get a swelled head about things.

No, that would be for getting nominated Erotic Writer of the year.

Not that I try to hide being a pervert, but I'd rather be reknowned for being a writer.

[psiberzerker]

   I checked for the shirt that reads: [Starved for Feedback] but they're sold out.

Oh yeah, and I was totally lying about my utter disbelief, since I've been cranking out stories for months, without comment.  No, this site doesn't inflate my ego, it abuses me (It's okay, I like it) and neglects me, but I just popped in to say I'm getting more feedback now.

I like to think it's because the Pervert of the Year finally breaking the uncomfortable silence in Sex Stories, but that's probably my arrogance talking, write?  How dare I back off from being gaslit, and strawmanned in 1408 to concentrate on being a better writer!  What do you think this is, a sex stories site?

[Katiebee]

You obviously have missed the point that this is the Internet, and your opinion, and your posts have about as much impact as a tsetse fly.



Now search for the hidden meaning.

[psiberzerker]

Now search for the hidden meaning.

I would have gone with "Depth" instead Impact, with the analogy of a vampire gnat.

[IdleBoast]

I had a couple of glasses of a new local brew that turned out to be 9.4%

Life is good.

[Katiebee]

Now search for the hidden meaning.

I would have gone with "Depth" instead Impact, with the analogy of a vampire gnat.

Everyone is a critic.

[RopeFiend]

Door-to-door God salesmen.  Specifically, Jehovah's Witnesses.

"Let me cut this short for you: I already have my own religion which I'm quite happy with, an ancient Chinese belief called 'Daoism'."

  "Does your faith have a Supreme Being?"

"Nope, I don't see the need for one.  I don't believe in Santa Claus or the Easter Bunny, either..."

[Elizabeth]

Door-to-door God salesmen.  Specifically, Jehovah's Witnesses.

"Let me cut this short for you: I already have my own religion which I'm quite happy with, an ancient Chinese belief called 'Daoism'."

  "Does your faith have a Supreme Being?"

"Nope, I don't see the need for one.  I don't believe in Santa Claus or the Easter Bunny, either..."

But...But....."What about the Tooth Fairy".??......

 

Love,
Liz

[_priapism]

I had a couple of glasses of a new local brew that turned out to be 9.4%

Life is good.

I’m a high ABV fan.  My favorite is Black Quad Quadrupel by a local Hill Country brewer in Blanco, Texas.  10.5% ABV.  “But I only had one honey.”

[RopeFiend]

Door-to-door God salesmen.  Specifically, Jehovah's Witnesses.

"Let me cut this short for you: I already have my own religion which I'm quite happy with, an ancient Chinese belief called 'Daoism'."

  "Does your faith have a Supreme Being?"

"Nope, I don't see the need for one.  I don't believe in Santa Claus or the Easter Bunny, either..."

But...But....."What about the Tooth Fairy".??......

 

Love,
Liz

Naw, the Tooth Fairy is real.  Where else do the quarters come from? 

[MintJulie]

This is being written for Mark.   It made his day.

He took immense joy in a marketing failure by one of his competitors, General Motors. (Mark works for Chrysler).

GM is the official sponsor of the Red Wing and Pistons arena.   During intermission of the Red Wing game the other night, as they normally do, a Silverado (or other GM vehicle) takes the ice along with the zamboni.  It drives around for people to ooh and aah at it while the announcer talks about it (Is this just a motor city thing?).  Well, Wednesday it broke down in the middle of it's performance.  The zamboni had to go around it.  

It was reported yesterday that it wasn't actually a breakdown.  The driver of the vehicle accidentally accepted a software download request and it made the care incapacitated for 10 minutes.  

Maybe it's Karma for all the job cuts announced the other day.  #winning

[ChirpingGirl]

This is being written for Mark.   It made his day.

He took immense joy in a marketing failure by one of his competitors, General Motors. (Mark works for Chrysler).

GM is the official sponsor of the Red Wing and Pistons arena.   During intermission of the Red Wing game the other night, as they normally do, a Silverado (or other GM vehicle) takes the ice along with the zamboni.  It drives around for people to ooh and aah at it while the announcer talks about it (Is this just a motor city thing?).  Well, Wednesday it broke down in the middle of it's performance.  The zamboni had to go around it.  

It was reported yesterday that it wasn't actually a breakdown.  The driver of the vehicle accidentally accepted a software download request and it made the care incapacitated for 10 minutes.  

Maybe it's Karma for all the job cuts announced the other day.  #winning

 

[RopeFiend]

I'm a twisted bastard.  Oh, that's disgusting.  Yes, MOAR OF THAT, PLEASE!  

I've been hunting down hentai magazines recently, and a picture of a chibi with a tentacle run all the way through her (from ass to mouth) looked particularly hilarious.  I thought to myself "Self, I don't recall any little boys like that!", so I looked at hitomi.la

Only 5 hits for male:shota male:all_the_way_through which isn't very much.  OK, so I took off the 'shota' part and just looked for any guy getting reamed thoroughly.  10 hits (accounting for the duplicates).  Jeez, I guess you guys don't like pretending that!  

For chibis it's around 450, and for ANY woman it's in the realm of > 1400 magazines.

It's always fun when you're sick enough to stump a search engine.  

[msslave]

So at 6:30 this morning, I was on the computer when I heard a couple thumps outside.  Checking the calendar, I saw it's way too early in the month to be Santa and our $%#*%$ weekend paper delivery person never gets here 'til after 8 AM.

Opening our front door, there was our next door neighbor shoveling the newly fallen snow off our step after having shoveled the walk.  What a gal!  I talked to her an hour later when I was out and mentioned we have an extra space in the garage since we sold the "Basset Limo". ("sigh" all the Bassets are gone now) About then her partner came out and thought how great.  They wanted a place to store the canoe.  Knowing they have three vehicles, I'd thought they'd want to put one in our garage...but no...the canoe was their big concern. Whatever!

So one of 'em says how about $100 for the winter.  Naw says I.  Shovel the driveway and the space is yours.  "Deal!" was the answer.  When we got back from breakfast with friends, the driveway was cleared.  Going over tomorrow with the overhead door clicker and a key to the man door.

We live in a great neighborhood.  Last couple of summers the neighbor across the street has been mowing our lawn.  Old age is getting better all the time. Now, if people with start rotating in with food............

[_priapism]

I sent a text last night to the wife, “Clean your anus before I get home.  Daddy wants some village girl bung hole for dinner.”  She met me at the door in a robe, stripped, crawled around on the floor like a dog, and sucked me, before I even loosened my tie.  I proceeded to give her the treatment... fingers, tongue, butt plugs, Lelo, Hitachi, and of course, a nice long fuck.  Must have been good; she had six orgasms.  I only had one, but hey, it’s a work night.

[JBRG]

This is being written for Mark.   It made his day.

He took immense joy in a marketing failure by one of his competitors, General Motors. (Mark works for Chrysler).

GM is the official sponsor of the Red Wing and Pistons arena.   During intermission of the Red Wing game the other night, as they normally do, a Silverado (or other GM vehicle) takes the ice along with the zamboni.  It drives around for people to ooh and aah at it while the announcer talks about it (Is this just a motor city thing?).  Well, Wednesday it broke down in the middle of it's performance.  The zamboni had to go around it.  

It was reported yesterday that it wasn't actually a breakdown.  The driver of the vehicle accidentally accepted a software download request and it made the care incapacitated for 10 minutes.  

Maybe it's Karma for all the job cuts announced the other day.  #winning

Nah. It’s not just a Motor City thing. I don’t know about now, but the Oilers used to bring a paid sponsor vehicle out on the ice between periods as well.

Back in the pre-NHL days in Ottawa, the 67s used to bring little Dodge Rampage trucks out. Of course the driver had no idea on how to drive on ice and ended up doing two or three accidental donuts.

[_priapism]

I'm a twisted bastard.  Oh, that's disgusting.  Yes, MOAR OF THAT, PLEASE!  

I've been hunting down hentai magazines recently, and a picture of a chibi with a tentacle run all the way through her (from ass to mouth) looked particularly hilarious.  I thought to myself "Self, I don't recall any little boys like that!", so I looked at hitomi.la

Only 5 hits for male:shota male:all_the_way_through which isn't very much.  OK, so I took off the 'shota' part and just looked for any guy getting reamed thoroughly.  10 hits (accounting for the duplicates).  Jeez, I guess you guys don't like pretending that!  

For chibis it's around 450, and for ANY woman it's in the realm of > 1400 magazines.

It's always fun when you're sick enough to stump a search engine.  

Speaking of tentacles...

[_priapism]

Firm could not agree on how much of a fee to let me keep, so I put the obscenely large check in my briefcase and went home.  My client.  My case.  Now, my fee.

[vinney]

Met an old lady friend in a hotel today... had a lovely catch-up after not seeing each other for a number of years. A few drinks, a few cuddles and kisses and suddenly we had to say farewell again... but with the hope of meeting up again in the New Year...

[IdleBoast]

Christmas officially began three hours ago - I don't go back to work until January third!