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Reply #2280 on: November 17, 2018, 03:27:38 PM
Phone? What phone?  :roll:

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Reply #2281 on: November 17, 2018, 03:28:18 PM

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I'm more curious about the picture on her phone.  What the heck is that?

Seriously? I didn't even notice she had a phone.

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Same here.  What phone?

And there's the difference between men and women..... ;D

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Reply #2282 on: November 17, 2018, 03:37:22 PM
A young lady pulls her panties to one side, displaying the tastiest little bit of pussy flesh you’ve ever put a tongue to, and Jules googles the imgur account.   :emot_kiss:  I still want to eat the OP.



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Reply #2283 on: November 17, 2018, 05:26:39 PM
CJ got hit on by a cashier at Dollar tree.  ;D



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Reply #2284 on: November 17, 2018, 06:07:08 PM


  :emot_thdrool: :emot_thdrool: :emot_thdrool:

I'm more curious about the picture on her phone.  What the heck is that?


looks like a side of pork. A quarter of a pig all dressed out.

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Reply #2285 on: November 17, 2018, 07:48:14 PM
A young lady pulls her panties to one side, displaying the tastiest little bit of pussy flesh you’ve ever put a tongue to, and Jules googles the imgur account.   :emot_kiss:  I still want to eat the OP.

Watcher needs a couple of tastings to determine if it is the tastiest morsel he has ever put his tongue to. Maybe three tastings just to be certain.  8)


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Reply #2286 on: November 18, 2018, 12:13:11 AM
What made my day a couple of days ago was the braless young lass with the extreme nipple poke because of the coolness of the room.


I love working in a temperature controlled museum.


Unfortunately, no picture. :-X

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Reply #2287 on: November 18, 2018, 02:14:45 AM
A young lady pulls her panties to one side, displaying the tastiest little bit of pussy flesh you’ve ever put a tongue to, and Jules googles the imgur account.   :emot_kiss:  I still want to eat the OP.

Seen one, you seen em all.  
How often do you see a model posing with a side of beef?  or is it a turkey?  or or or dare I say, is it a giant defeathered and beheaded eagle?

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Reply #2288 on: November 18, 2018, 02:45:16 AM
It was pig. We don’t have and pig avatars, so i’m Pretty certain it wasn’t someone we know.

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Reply #2289 on: November 18, 2018, 02:27:10 PM
It was pig. We don’t have and pig avatars, so i’m Pretty certain it wasn’t someone we know.

I looked and looked and can't see how, but, what do I know about big pieces of meat.

Now I'm hungry for bacon.   It's been so long.   I would just love to smell it cooking.


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Reply #2290 on: November 18, 2018, 04:00:53 PM

I looked and looked and can't see how, but, what do I know about big pieces of meat.


Want me to show you?  ;D

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Reply #2291 on: November 18, 2018, 07:58:43 PM

I'm more curious about the picture on her phone.  What the heck is that?


I think its a meatpacker about to recreate the Miley Cyrus wrecking ball video ;D


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Reply #2292 on: November 18, 2018, 08:12:12 PM

I looked and looked and can't see how, but, what do I know about big pieces of meat.


Want me to show you?  ;D




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Reply #2293 on: November 19, 2018, 05:06:57 AM
For breakfast.  
Two eggs over medium, dry white toast, hash browns, 8 pieces of bacon.  YES 8.   Thin and crispy, well done.   I only ate two bites of hash browns.

Everybody came back to the house for the Lions game.  Mark's oldest and I went to the store and bought Bacon, Lettuce, Tomatoes and a load of bread.
And for Linner, we had BLT's.   I only had one.  The house still smells like Bacon 6 hours later
And I had my first diet coke in 5 months. Soooooo goooooood.
I was so bad today.

Shoot, this coming Thursday was supposed to be my one bad day of eating for the week.  To the workout room tomorrow after work.

Oh, and the Lions won.  Not that it made my day, but made everyone in my house a little more pleasant to be around.   All the girls planned out Thx dinner menu.
One other thing, my daddy's friend can almost completely understand me.  Only a couple of times did she give me the "da fuk you just say" look.

It was a good day.  My bed is calling me now though.   So excited for this week.
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Reply #2294 on: November 19, 2018, 05:25:32 AM
Made chili on Thursday for the weekend and had chili dogs for dinner last night.  My Peruvian gf never had chili.  This was followed by pulled pork sandwiches for breakfast today, another first for her.  I spent most of the day Saturday smoking the pork and finishing in the oven until about 4AM.  She’s learning about real American food now.

Her brother’s wife had a birthday today, so we had lunch with her family.  I picked her up again tomorrow after work.  She says she likes nachos, and I admit I never did this before either, but pulled pork and chili nachos can’t possibly fail to please, slathered with cheese, sour cream, guacamole, salsa, pickled jalapeños and that chili and pulled pork.



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Reply #2295 on: November 19, 2018, 06:58:19 AM

Oh, and the Lions won. 


Saw that, and thought of you.  Cowboys won also.  Will miracles never cease to happen?



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Reply #2296 on: November 19, 2018, 03:07:01 PM

I looked and looked and can't see how, but, what do I know about big pieces of meat.


Want me to show you?  ;D



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Reply #2297 on: November 22, 2018, 08:02:36 AM
Having everyone home and starting the feasting.  We grilled red fish and had butternut squash soup, salad, and fresh rolls for dinner, drank wine and egg nog, and made pies for Thanksgiving.  I’m doing a beef Wellington, creamed spinach, yellow squash casserole, and a potato au gratin with creme fraiche, gruyere, and brie.  Pop overs.  We have Cowboy and Longhorn football to look forward to, and a high school playoff game.  Church on Sunday.  All good.  Happy holiday.



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Reply #2298 on: November 23, 2018, 07:07:28 PM
A friend of mine posted a photo of herself from back in the 1970’s.  When I commented that I remember the girl depicted, she confessed she had a mad schoolgirl crush on me (I was a number of years older) back then, and that “I remember being too shy to ask you to sign my yearbook, so I faked your signature.”

1.  I had no idea.  2.  It was flattering as hell.  3.  Whatchadoin’ these days?



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Reply #2299 on: November 23, 2018, 11:12:00 PM
she confessed she had a mad schoolgirl crush on me...

1.  I had no idea.  2.  It was flattering as hell.  3.  Whatchadoin’ these days?

Something similar happened to me on Facebook a few years ago.

I was flattering indeed.

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