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ChirpingGirl

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Reply #2180 on: October 23, 2018, 02:59:05 PM
Last night I caught wifey staring at me while I was fuckin' around on my tablet in bed last night. I looked over at her and asked her why she was staring at me. She told me she never wants to see my side of the bed without me there. :'(

"Sometimes you think I don't love you and that I'm some kind of a dictator. You never realize all the things I do are to make sure I'll never have to see your side of the bed empty. I can't ever be without you, so that's why we're going to die at the same time, white girl."

When she says things like that it washes away any anger I have towards her for being the Asian dictator.  :facepalm:


So why do you call her an Asian dictator again?  She looks nice, and seems ready to slice and serve sushi?





Sure, let's go with that.  :D

She does own one of those swords.  :roll:



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Reply #2181 on: October 24, 2018, 06:32:13 AM
Owning a sword and knowing how to use it well are separate parts of reality.

There are three kinds of people in the world. Those who can count, and those who can't.


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Reply #2182 on: October 24, 2018, 03:12:28 PM
I said owned, didn't say knew how to use it. Thank you for a much needed comment.  :roll:






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Reply #2183 on: October 24, 2018, 04:58:47 PM
I watched idiots complain about someone winning that lottery, as if they ever had any chance at it anyway. Some older man sounded as if he'd been robbed out of hundreds of millions he never had. People were genuinely angry about it. Odds are the person/persons who won it will blow it all and be homeless in no time anyway. Most people who win that shit say it's the worst thing that ever happened to them.

CJ wouldn't get a lottery ticket if it was free.  :emot_laughing:



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Reply #2184 on: October 24, 2018, 07:17:46 PM
The unnecessary snark.

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Reply #2185 on: October 24, 2018, 08:38:47 PM



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Reply #2186 on: October 26, 2018, 04:29:57 AM
So a thing I was dreading happened today.  This whole getting engaged thing with a Latina is going to involve a priest, which we met with today.  I was certain this was going to be a very awkward conversation.

On the way there the gf tells me she canceled the first meeting the previous week telling him I had to work out of town.  So if he asks, I’m to say that.  I look at my Catholic fiancé and ask, ‘So you want my conversation with the priest who’s going to marry us to begin with me lying to him?’  She says yes and that she prayed for forgiveness already for that.  How’s that ‘lying to a priest and telling your fiancé to do the same’ prayer go?

So we’re sitting there and he asks how we met, and she says she was out with friends in a restaurant drinking and eating and we met, talked and eventually exchanged numbers.  That’s a total lie, we met on a dating site.  Well, we did meet in person for the first time in a restaurant, but she had no friends with her.

So then we had to talk to the priest alone she going first.  When it was my turn it went far better than I expected.  In fact I gave him truthful answers to all of his questions.  The subject of the canceled meeting never came up.

So why did it make my day?  The meeting went far easier than I thought it would, and while I told the complete truth, my Catholic gf lied her ass off to a priest, something I’ll get to remind her of for the rest of our lives.
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Reply #2187 on: October 26, 2018, 05:17:56 AM
So a thing I was dreading happened today.  This whole getting engaged thing with a Latina is going to involve a priest, which we met with today.  I was certain this was going to be a very awkward conversation.

On the way there the gf tells me she canceled the first meeting the previous week telling him I had to work out of town.  So if he asks, I’m to say that.  I look at my Catholic fiancé and ask, ‘So you want my conversation with the priest who’s going to marry us to begin with me lying to him?’  She says yes and that she prayed for forgiveness already for that.  How’s that ‘lying to a priest and telling your fiancé to do the same’ prayer go?

So we’re sitting there and he asks how we met, and she says she was out with friends in a restaurant drinking and eating and we met, talked and eventually exchanged numbers.  That’s a total lie, we met on a dating site.  Well, we did meet in person for the first time in a restaurant, but she had no friends with her.

So then we had to talk to the priest alone she going first.  When it was my turn it went far better than I expected.  In fact I gave him truthful answers to all of his questions.  The subject of the canceled meeting never came up.

So why did it make my day?  The meeting went far easier than I thought it would, and while I told the complete truth, my Catholic gf lied her ass off to a priest, something I’ll get to remind her of for the rest of our lives.

You actually think she'll let you reminder her of it as if it's her fault?  :emot_laughing:



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Reply #2188 on: October 26, 2018, 06:14:44 AM
Yep, she’ll scowl and say, ‘You no nice.’

And, I’ll smile and say, ‘I’m very nice.’



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Reply #2189 on: October 27, 2018, 10:28:02 PM
Took the tribe to a Halloween event at the park.  They had an awesome time, even though the leaves are stubbornly changing, and they're not changing right. They're dull and burnt looking.  :roll:

The kids are sad Halloween is almost over.  :facepalm:



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Reply #2190 on: October 28, 2018, 04:07:32 AM

Had a very good day at the range.
Mosin Nagant 91/30 PU sniper
100 yards


M38 Swedish Mauser
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« Last Edit: October 28, 2018, 04:12:39 AM by Katiebee »

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Reply #2191 on: October 28, 2018, 05:07:22 AM
Great groupings Katie.  Guess where I'm going for safety when the Zombie apocalypse begins.  Every shot a head shot, I'll bet. :emot_ywave:

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Reply #2192 on: October 28, 2018, 05:14:53 AM
Who were you thinking off Katie when you were shooting at the targets
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Reply #2193 on: October 28, 2018, 05:40:48 PM
I was thinking of the bullseye. Focus not fantasy there.

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Reply #2194 on: October 29, 2018, 07:40:12 PM
The leaves have finally changed and are falling fast.

Took wifey #2, the 2 and a half year old and my sister and her wifey's baby and the dog to the park today. The dog loves playing in the leaves, and the 2+ had a great time with the dog.

I am super depressed October is over. My favorite month flies by, and this year was such a bust with the colors. It's never been this bad.  :facepalm:



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Reply #2195 on: October 29, 2018, 09:26:31 PM
My associate passed the Texas bar exam.



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Reply #2196 on: October 29, 2018, 11:49:11 PM

I'm alive...  ;D

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Reply #2197 on: October 30, 2018, 12:49:33 AM

I'm alive...  ;D

That's worth a woo... Glad you're surviving despite being dropped...  ;D

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Reply #2198 on: October 30, 2018, 03:56:36 AM
Are you sure Rope?  I mean, it is close to Halloween and...well spirits are stronger.

OK...No spirit is kinky enough to hang here.  It's you Rope.  Hope they fixed whatever.  I've fallen on my ass many times.  Doubt is being dropped is much worse.

Pinch a nurse butt for me.

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Reply #2199 on: October 30, 2018, 05:08:05 AM
I was thinking of the bullseye. Focus not fantasy there.


Good to see you practicing katiebee.  If needed and it keeps looking more grim every day, I’ll stand by your side with pride as comrades in arms to repell the horde.

Of course the horde just read the word ‘comrade’, and shouted, “See, I told you they were commie socialists!”