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Reply #2140 on: September 16, 2018, 02:40:41 AM
Quote from: MintJulie on September 16, 2018, 12:27:13 AM

As I do most times I visit my brother in law at his care facility, I took some baked goods.   Chocolate chips cookies and a lemon cake I make with frosted drizzle.   The cookies are small, for most men they are bite sized.  The women, two bites.

I set them on the the table in the community gathering area.   One of the ladies that I just love, came over to me and said, "Julie, did you make us some cookies."  I nodded.  She said, "And the lemon cake?"   I nodded again.

"The lemon cake is good.  But the cookies taste like shit."

I couldn't help but laugh. Old people are so honest.   They were actually really good anyways.


Off to bowling tonight.  So excited.  


Mark said, he wouldn't drink much.  I said, "It's bowling, we drink."
Uber there, uber home.

He was an observer last year.  He's a participant this year.   I can't wait.  I'm gonna put a beat down on him.    ;D

Have a great Saturday everybody.  Wee it's the weekend.


CJ hates Lemon anything.  0vomit0

Sorry.  Modified to remove Mark's real life name in quoted text. oops
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Reply #2141 on: September 16, 2018, 03:32:46 AM
Too bad Chirp...that means more for me. Love lemon.  Also chocolate chip cookies. God...My blood sugar just went up ten points typing this. :facepalm:

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Reply #2142 on: September 18, 2018, 05:46:26 PM


Got a number of tantalizing upskirt views during a meeting at work...

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Reply #2143 on: September 19, 2018, 02:38:42 AM

I stopped at the store on the way home to get some sausage, and I had a wad of thick gunk on my vocal cords (thanks, allergies!).  I absolutely couldn't talk to the gal at the meat counter until I finally cleared it.

"Wow, sorry, puberty is a bitch!"

<she spits her gum across the counter, surprised and laughing, then SHE'S choking and in tears!>

Score!  :emot_laughing:

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Reply #2144 on: September 19, 2018, 02:54:04 AM
Quote from: MintJulie on September 16, 2018, 12:27:13 AM


Off to bowling tonight.  So excited.  


Mark said he wouldn't drink much.  I said, "It's bowling, we drink."
Uber there, uber home.

He was an observer last year.  He's a participant this year.   I can't wait.  I'm gonna put a beat down on him.    ;D

Have a great Saturday everybody.  Wee it's the weekend.






Sorry.  Modified to remove Mark's real life name in quoted text. oops
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Reply #2145 on: September 19, 2018, 03:05:52 AM
Quote from: MintJulie on September 16, 2018, 12:27:13 AM

Off to bowling tonight.  So excited. 


Mark said he wouldn't drink much.  I said, "It's bowling, we drink."
Uber there, uber home.

He was an observer last year.  He's a participant this year.   I can't wait.  I'm gonna put a beat down on him.    ;D



I bowled 591.    AND, Mark beat me the first game 170-161.  I was so mad.  Then I found my groove and bowled 225 and 205.     I'm never gonna hear the end of him beating me the first game.

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Reply #2146 on: September 19, 2018, 05:02:42 AM
Quote from: RopeFiend on September 19, 2018, 02:38:42 AM

I stopped at the store on the way home to get some sausage, and I had a wad of thick gunk on my vocal cords (thanks, allergies!).  I absolutely couldn't talk to the gal at the meat counter until I finally cleared it.

"Wow, sorry, puberty is a bitch!"

<she spits her gum across the counter, surprised and laughing, then SHE'S choking and in tears!>

Score!  :emot_laughing:
You are so bad!

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Reply #2147 on: September 20, 2018, 02:58:55 AM
Honestly?  Having my semantics corected in a PM.


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Reply #2148 on: September 20, 2018, 05:33:32 PM
Quote from: psiberzerker on September 20, 2018, 02:58:55 AM
Honestly?  Having my semantics corected in a PM.

Having psi compliment my avatar.


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Reply #2149 on: September 21, 2018, 11:51:36 PM
It told wifey the “my first job” story in bed last night, and she got so horny we fucked three times.  Started my Friday with empty balls and a sex hangover.

http://www.kristensboard.com/forums/index.php?topic=64124.msg518051#msg518051


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Reply #2150 on: September 23, 2018, 02:54:07 PM

Eventhough I'm sick of football already, I'm happy we're having a get together here today.   Mark's oldest is home from school.  I haven't really gotten to spend much time with her because she has been with her mom and other friends back in town for the high schools homecoming. 

I get her until she leaves at 5:00pm to go back to school.   Fun day planned.

Have a great Sunday everybody.   Go Detroit Lions!   They're going to do it today.


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Reply #2151 on: September 24, 2018, 03:27:43 AM
Quote from: MintJulie on September 23, 2018, 02:54:07 PM

Go Detroit Lions!   They're going to do it today.


Lions 13-0 with 2:00 left in half.  
Mark and his friend are very happy right now.

Hmmmm.   I'm guessing 13-7 by half though

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I was wrong....13-3     Lions marching down the field.  25 seconds left in half.
Lot's of great images of Detroit.  Great town!


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Reply #2152 on: September 24, 2018, 03:35:12 AM
Fall decorating with the 6.  :D


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Reply #2153 on: September 24, 2018, 05:10:45 AM
Quote from: MintJulie on September 24, 2018, 03:27:43 AM
Quote from: MintJulie on September 23, 2018, 02:54:07 PM

Go Detroit Lions!   They're going to do it today.


Lions 13-0 with 2:00 left in half.  
Mark and his friend are very happy right now.

Hmmmm.   I'm guessing 13-7 by half though

-update
I was wrong....13-3     Lions marching down the field.  25 seconds left in half.
Lot's of great images of Detroit.  Great town!




Lions win.

Just ordered an Uber for Mark's friend.   Had to take his keys. 


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Reply #2154 on: September 28, 2018, 02:50:46 AM
My sister going nuts over her new car.


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Reply #2155 on: October 02, 2018, 12:22:34 AM
CJ's kids say the weirdest things.

The 6: "yelling from upstairs" Mommy, why does my room sell like cupcakes!?

Answer: You ate one five minutes ago and some of it's still under your nose. :roll:

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Reply #2156 on: October 07, 2018, 02:43:04 AM
Quote from: ChirpingGirl on October 02, 2018, 12:22:34 AM
CJ's kids say the weirdest things.

The 6: "yelling from upstairs" Mommy, why does my room sell like cupcakes!?

Answer: You ate one five minutes ago and some of it's still under your nose. :roll:

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hahaha

Sounds like my niece.   


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Reply #2157 on: October 07, 2018, 02:46:36 AM

The best talk I've ever had with one of the most important people in my life.  So much cleared up.  So many questions answered.  Finding out a secret, and smiling because of it.  My heart is bursting.




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Reply #2158 on: October 07, 2018, 04:30:26 AM
CJ's kids say the weirdest things.

The 6: Mommy, why do pumpkins rot and get all stinky?

Me: Because they just do, baby.

The 6: Are they good for anything except for Halloween?

Me: No.

The 6: Then why don't we just draw Jack O'Lanterns on paper and put a light behind them?

Me: Because then the pumpkins would go extinct because no one would grow them.

The 6: So, we're saving them by cutting them up and letting them rot away for one month out of the year?

Me: Yes, baby.

The 6: Then we should make every month of the year Halloween time so we can save the pumpkins.

Me: Then they'd go extinct because we'd be carving them up every month.

The 6: That doesn't make sense, mommy.

Me: Why?

The 6: Then how come McDonald's is still around because they kill so many cows?

Me: Because it's not real meat, baby.

The 6: Then what is it?

Me: Nobody knows. Go ask Suki, she might be able to explain it. She's a chef, she knows the difference between real and fake meat.

A minute goes by.

The 6: I forgot what we were talking about, mommy.


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Reply #2159 on: October 07, 2018, 04:09:44 PM

Going to the gun range today.  I get to let out some aggression on targets.  I was so excited when Mark suggested it.  It's been over a year and a half since I've shot my gun.

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