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Reply #2000 on: March 21, 2018, 02:42:24 AM
I bought this little figurine for Christmas today.  I’m a doof during the holiday season, but look forward to saying, “SHITTER’S FULL!!!” anytime I’m asked.

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Reply #2001 on: March 21, 2018, 02:04:11 PM
I hope they catch the nitwit soon.

Hearing the news this morning that the nitwit has been stopped.

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Reply #2002 on: March 21, 2018, 05:03:55 PM
I hope they catch the nitwit soon.

Hearing the news this morning that the nitwit has been stopped.

Since he’s white and was targeting minorities, just waiting for them to find the pic of him wearing a MAGA hat like that school shooter fuck.



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Reply #2003 on: March 21, 2018, 06:54:59 PM
Hearing that the government had to shut down today due to the snow and stuff in DC. One less day of something asinine happening.

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Reply #2004 on: March 21, 2018, 07:27:19 PM
Hearing that the government had to shut down today due to the snow and stuff in DC. One less day of something asinine happening.

LOL.......
One extra day for America, one less day for the Idiots on the hill.

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Reply #2005 on: March 23, 2018, 04:05:04 PM
Going out with Mark's friends tonight.   We're going folwing.   It is throwing a football at bowling pins.


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Reply #2006 on: March 23, 2018, 06:17:04 PM
Going out with Mark's friends tonight.   We're going folwing.   It is throwing a football at bowling pins.



That sounds unfair to the pins.



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Reply #2007 on: March 23, 2018, 07:48:37 PM
Playing hooky.  Having sex.  (See a pattern developing here?) Disposing of eight new case inquiries (taking one and turning down the others).  Nice day.  Weekend is here.





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Reply #2008 on: March 26, 2018, 03:02:11 PM

Went on Spirit airlines website on Saturday and found very cheap airfare to Florida.   So, I made a quick phone call to the place we stayed at Christmas and was happy to find it was available.
Booked airfare, booked the house.  Leaving tomorrow night for 8 days.  
My nieces spring break from school starts Thursday.  Just taking her out of school a couple of days early.

After that was booked we figured we'd celebrate Easter with my mom and dad, and Mark's mom yesterday.   I love HoneyBaked Hams.  Yum. 

Also, spur of the moment, we dyed Easter eggs Saturday afternoon.   I made one for you all.  :)   Darn crayon wasn't waxy enough and could barely see it.



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Reply #2009 on: March 28, 2018, 08:24:58 PM
Job interview.  With a *real* law firm.  That pays a livable wage, and benefits.  Health insurance.  Matching 401(k).  In Class A space.  Downtown.  Near the courthouse.





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Reply #2010 on: April 03, 2018, 06:27:06 PM
I got my new car that replaces the totaled one. The insurance paid 12k which paid down a good amount of the sticker price. For the other side of this see What Ruined Your Day.

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Reply #2011 on: April 03, 2018, 08:16:28 PM
Job interview.  With a *real* law firm.  That pays a livable wage, and benefits.  Health insurance.  Matching 401(k).  In Class A space.  Downtown.  Near the courthouse.






Just wondering how that all worked out for ya.



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Reply #2012 on: April 11, 2018, 03:52:18 PM
I had two virgins yesterday.   A couple of new names added to my profile list.


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Reply #2013 on: April 11, 2018, 04:04:19 PM
I had two virgins yesterday.   A couple of new names added to my profile list.



There I am, just another notch on your bedpost.

I feel so used. . . . . . .
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Reply #2014 on: April 11, 2018, 04:39:13 PM
Job interview.  With a *real* law firm.  That pays a livable wage, and benefits.  Health insurance.  Matching 401(k).  In Class A space.  Downtown.  Near the courthouse.




Just wondering how that all worked out for ya.


New job!  I start next week.  So much to do in the meantime.  Files, boxes, books, sheepskins... oh, and telling Lord Farquaad goodbye.

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Reply #2015 on: April 11, 2018, 04:51:06 PM
Well done Merv.  Happy for ya!


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Reply #2016 on: April 11, 2018, 04:56:15 PM

New job!  I start next week.  So much to do in the meantime.  Files, boxes, books, sheepskins... oh, and telling Lord Farquaad goodbye.


Woo.   So happy for you Merv.   A new chapter in The Book of Merv where I'm sure you'll strive.

Pop the champagne

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Reply #2017 on: April 11, 2018, 06:07:31 PM
Job interview.  With a *real* law firm.  That pays a livable wage, and benefits.  Health insurance.  Matching 401(k).  In Class A space.  Downtown.  Near the courthouse.




Just wondering how that all worked out for ya.


New job!  I start next week.  So much to do in the meantime.  Files, boxes, books, sheepskins... oh, and telling Lord Farquaad goodbye.



Congratulations!!!

I remember once getting a call in the evening, someone I interviewed with offering me a job.  I began hopping up and down doing a happy dance while also accepting.



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Reply #2018 on: April 11, 2018, 06:15:52 PM

New job!  I start next week.  So much to do in the meantime.  Files, boxes, books, sheepskins... oh, and telling Lord Farquaad goodbye.


Congrats, Toe!

And tell Lord Fuckwad that he can...well, you know what to tell Lord Fuckwad...






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Reply #2019 on: April 11, 2018, 06:23:57 PM