What MADE your day today?

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First row seats at Christmas Ensemble last night.  Lovely blonde clarinetist walks in, in very short cream colored dress, shelf bra, and stocking cap, and sits in the groups’s front row facing me.  Of course, I am now distracted.  And sure enough, as the music begins, her skirt hikes up and her legs part slightly, giving me (and a few others) a glimpse of heaven for the next half hour... Ho Ho Ho!

[Hades]

First row seats at Christmas Ensemble last night.  Lovely blonde clarinetist walks in, in very short cream colored dress, shelf bra, and stocking cap, and sits in the groups’s front row facing me.  Of course, I am now distracted.  And sure enough, as the music begins, her skirt hikes up and her legs part slightly, giving me (and a few others) a glimpse of heaven for the next half hour... Ho Ho Ho!

ok... But how was the music?

[_priapism]

First row seats at Christmas Ensemble last night.  Lovely blonde clarinetist walks in, in very short cream colored dress, shelf bra, and stocking cap, and sits in the groups’s front row facing me.  Of course, I am now distracted.  And sure enough, as the music begins, her skirt hikes up and her legs part slightly, giving me (and a few others) a glimpse of heaven for the next half hour... Ho Ho Ho!

ok... But how was the music?

Music?  There was music you say?  LOL.

[Hades]

First row seats at Christmas Ensemble last night.  Lovely blonde clarinetist walks in, in very short cream colored dress, shelf bra, and stocking cap, and sits in the groups’s front row facing me.  Of course, I am now distracted.  And sure enough, as the music begins, her skirt hikes up and her legs part slightly, giving me (and a few others) a glimpse of heaven for the next half hour... Ho Ho Ho!

ok... But how was the music?

Music?  There was music you say?  LOL.

 

 

[RopeFiend]

My cookies were a hit at work... so much that I had to promise to make MORE this weekend.    I have a double-batch planned for Sunday 'cos I'm working Saturday.

Who knew that the average Joe was into healthy food that's not overly sweet?  I only used about a third of the frosting from the recipe I posted earlier, so I have plenty left over.  I need to warm it up and add some almond extract that I have so it'll override some of the taste of the raw cacao butter, but that's pretty easy.

[Indian Babe]

Haha. Looking for something "handier" Jules.

Dick.

Ha! Now that's handy!

[_priapism]

Roy Moore, Trump, and Bannon going down in flames.

[MintJulie]

Logging in to my burner gmail account, the one that I use for here and online purchases, that I don't check but once a week or so.

I had 3 messages from some KB friends I haven't talked to in a while.   

Totally made my day.  3 special people made me smile.

[MintJulie]

A few of us at work had gathered in the break room and were complaining about the snow fall we got yesterday.  Telling our stories of the bad drive home and in to work this morning, or the snow blower not starting, and so on.   Our sweet mid-60 year old female receptionist came in during the conversation and said, "Julie honey, I hear you got more snow up where you live, how much did you get?"

I answered, "Close to 9 inches."

She looks shocked and says.   "9 inches?  Oh you poor girl.  6 inches is too much for me.  I can't even imagine what 9 inches would be like.  Oh my goodness."

The 3 guys and the one other woman in the break room all look at each other and get smirks on their faces.

With her back to everyone as she's pouring her coffee she says, "Well come to think of it, 9 inches might be kind of nice.  I definitely wouldn't make it into work after that though."   

Everybody walks out of the room except for me so as not to start laughing in front of her.  I keep my composure as I grab the coffee to top off my cup.

She looked at me and says, "They're like a bunch of teenagers.  I get such a kick out of them thinking I don't know what I'm saying."

I have a pervy receptionist.

[_priapism]

I have a pervy receptionist.

The best kind.

[msslave]

A few of us at work had gathered in the break room and were complaining about the snow fall we got yesterday.  Telling our stories of the bad drive home and in to work this morning, or the snow blower not starting, and so on.   Our sweet mid-60 year old female receptionist came in during the conversation and said, "Julie honey, I hear you got more snow up where you live, how much did you get?"

I answered, "Close to 9 inches."

She looks shocked and says.   "9 inches?  Oh you poor girl.  6 inches is too much for me.  I can't even imagine what 9 inches would be like.  Oh my goodness."

The 3 guys and the one other woman in the break room all look at each other and get smirks on their faces.

With her back to everyone as she's pouring her coffee she says, "Well come to think of it, 9 inches might be kind of nice.  I definitely wouldn't make it into work after that though."   

Everybody walks out of the room except for me so as not to start laughing in front of her.  I keep my composure as I grab the coffee to top off my cup.

She looked at me and says, "They're like a bunch of teenagers.  I get such a kick out of them thinking I don't know what I'm saying."

I have a pervy receptionist.

[Hades]

...

She looked at me and says, "They're like a bunch of teenagers.  I get such a kick out of them thinking I don't know what I'm saying."

I have a pervy receptionist.

  seriously... you need to find yourself some real men to hire.
Hilarious story.  Thanks for sharing. 

[KitKat]

Working on a new story with a new friend. Going great so far. I'm really excited about it.

[Jed_]

A few of us at work had gathered in the break room and were complaining about the snow fall we got yesterday.  Telling our stories of the bad drive home and in to work this morning, or the snow blower not starting, and so on.   Our sweet mid-60 year old female receptionist came in during the conversation and said, "Julie honey, I hear you got more snow up where you live, how much did you get?"

I answered, "Close to 9 inches."

She looks shocked and says.   "9 inches?  Oh you poor girl.  6 inches is too much for me.  I can't even imagine what 9 inches would be like.  Oh my goodness."

The 3 guys and the one other woman in the break room all look at each other and get smirks on their faces.

With her back to everyone as she's pouring her coffee she says, "Well come to think of it, 9 inches might be kind of nice.  I definitely wouldn't make it into work after that though."   

Everybody walks out of the room except for me so as not to start laughing in front of her.  I keep my composure as I grab the coffee to top off my cup.

She looked at me and says, "They're like a bunch of teenagers.  I get such a kick out of them thinking I don't know what I'm saying."

I have a pervy receptionist.

I am definitely not pervy enough today.  It was only the responses that made me read this twice.  I was only thinking snow.

I remember a game show once where after a woman said she just got back from her honeymoon, and the host asked if she enjoyed herself.  She replied, ‘I enjoyed every inch of it.’

Now that I got right away why the host smirked and the woman blushed, and I was only a kid at the time.

[_priapism]

I remember a game show once where after a woman said she just got back from her honeymoon, and the host asked if she enjoyed herself.  She replied, ‘I enjoyed every inch of it.’

Now that I got right away why the host smirked and the woman blushed, and I was only a kid at the time.

Newlywed Game with Bob Eubanks.

“Name the most unusual place you two have made whoopee...  Candie? What is your answer?”

[Blushing as she holds up card with her answer.]

“In da butt!!!”

 

[Jed_]

I remember a game show once where after a woman said she just got back from her honeymoon, and the host asked if she enjoyed herself.  She replied, ‘I enjoyed every inch of it.’

Now that I got right away why the host smirked and the woman blushed, and I was only a kid at the time.

Newlywed Game with Bob Eubanks.

“Name the most unusual place you two have made whoopee...  Candie? What is your answer?”

[Blushing as she holds up card with her answer.]

“In da butt!!!”

 

I heard of that but didn’t see it!

[RopeFiend]

Newlywed Game with Bob Eubanks.

“Name the most unusual place you two have made whoopee...  Candie? What is your answer?”

[Blushing as she holds up card with her answer.]

“In da butt!!!”

 

I heard of that but didn’t see it!

"In da butt" is urban legend according to Bob, although they had one a tad more rude...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2naTw9y7zsE

What got bleeped out there was "Um... <laughs> ... In the ass <laughs>"

So, not exactly like the Internet rumors, but it's the closest that ever really happened.  I looked that one up on Snopes long ago, then later saw the clip.

[ChirpingGirl]

Coming home two days early to find the house clean, the babies rooms clean, and kissing my 5 year olds cheek to wake her up and having her go nuts seeing me. 

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Coming home two days early to find the house clean, the babies rooms clean, and kissing my 5 year olds cheek to wake her up and having her go nuts seeing me. 

So sweet!  Happy for you.

This morning was the first time in ages that I did not have to get up early to take or retrieve a child to work, school, band, Scouts, debate, UIL, spaghetti fundraiser, or some other crazy thing.  Wifey told everyone to be quiet and let me sleep until 10 o’clock, which is an eternity for me.  I feel soooo rested!  And now they are making breakfast, without my help!

[RopeFiend]

Cookies, batch 2.  The spinach-extract food coloring didn't survive baking at 350F for 8 minutes... they were Christmas-tree green when they went into the oven.  They're still pale green, although you can't see it in the photo.  They cracked this time, didn't happen last time.  Identical recipe and processing... go figure.

 

I added 1/2 teaspoon of almond extract to the frosting this time, since the almond flavor also didn't survive baking last pass around.  I also added a few drops of the spinach extract to the frosting, too.  They WILL be green!