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Reply #1800 on: December 08, 2017, 02:20:04 PM
Boyfriend landing in Detroit at 4:15 this afternoon.  He's been gone too long.  I can not wait.


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Reply #1801 on: December 08, 2017, 02:44:07 PM
Packing for New York.  :D

Can't wait to get there.  ;D



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Reply #1802 on: December 08, 2017, 04:19:46 PM
Have a fun trip!

French toast with real maple syrup.  I've not had the real thing for years  :emot_kiss:



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Reply #1803 on: December 08, 2017, 05:20:42 PM




What made my day?  Looking at the calendar and realizing
IT'S
FRIDAY.


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Reply #1804 on: December 10, 2017, 02:42:50 AM

I'm officially done shopping after today.   No more malls, no more stores.   My final stop was a return at Marshalls Home Goods.   The line was ridiculous.  25 minutes to return a sweater that wasn't the right size.  Then I discovered I didn't have the receipt.  Store credit, but that's okay, it's one of my favorites to go into.  Always new stuff on the shelves.


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Reply #1805 on: December 10, 2017, 02:46:40 AM

I'm officially done shopping after today.   No more malls, no more stores.   My final stop was a return at Marshalls Home Goods.   The line was ridiculous.  25 minutes to return a sweater that wasn't the right size.  Then I discovered I didn't have the receipt.  Store credit, but that's okay, it's one of my favorites to go into.  Always new stuff on the shelves.



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Reply #1806 on: December 10, 2017, 03:21:43 AM



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Reply #1807 on: December 10, 2017, 04:11:49 AM
Boyfriend landing in Detroit at 4:15 this afternoon.  He's been gone too long.  I can not wait.



Don't hurt him too badly!  ;D

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Reply #1808 on: December 10, 2017, 02:32:15 PM

Just the best day ever so far.


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Reply #1809 on: December 10, 2017, 03:37:08 PM



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Reply #1810 on: December 10, 2017, 07:12:34 PM

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Reply #1811 on: December 10, 2017, 10:55:31 PM

Just took my first batch of sugar cookies out of the oven; they're cooling off so I can frost 'em.  Snowmen, of course!  <Frosty the Snowman, anyone?>

This is the first batch of homemade Christmas sugar cookies I've had since my mom got cancer, so I'm both happy and teary.


Paleo, so based off of this recipe:
https://againstallgrain.com/2013/02/07/grain-free-sugar-cookies-paleo-and-scd/

While making the dough, I tasted (OF COURSE!)  It needed a little something extra, so I added a half teaspoon of almond extract.  Perfect!

Next batch I'll add the green spinach-extract dye and make a dozen Christmas trees.  I already made up some red maple sugar using beet-extract dye.  I tasted the dyes, and there's little or no trace of their origin; the combination of vanilla and almond extracts in the cookies will completely mask what little remains.

The frosting still needs *something*, but I'm not sure what.  It's got a noticeable taste of the cacao butter used as the primary ingredient.  Maybe a hit of maple syrup to replace some of the honey next time...  I think that'd complement the cacao butter well.



edit: here's the best source of info I'd found on DIY organic food coloring (no petroleum):
https://nourishingjoy.com/homemade-natural-food-dyes/


Damn.  When I started looking how to make food dye a few days ago, I got a WHOLE new level of disgust for commercialized foods.  How the hell could I have eaten that crap before??  Well, rightfully, for the last 30+ years, if I saw artificial ANYTHING in the ingredients, it went back on the shelf and I didn't buy it.  Most of the foods that had added "natural flavors" also went back on the shelf, as that phrase could mean anything.  I've been a hard-core label reader for over half my life, only eating foods that had ingredients that my grandmother would have recognized.  Grandma wasn't an inorganic chemist.  Hell, she wasn't an organic chemist, either!

Sprouts had teensy-tiny little one-use packets of organic food dye for some outrageous price, so I did it at home based on the instructions above and made enough for the next freaking YEAR.  I already had the beets and spinach in the fridge.

Yep, I already ate a couple of 'em.  Cook's perogative!  ;D

Oops... I misspoke.  I did gingerbread men cut-outs 'cos the cookie cutter looked like it'd be easier for my FIRST try at making cookies in 40+ years.  I don't have hardly ANY of the tools that mom had.  No pastry bag, no small offset spatulas for frosting (I used the back of a spoon), etc.  I had to use a sheet of parchment paper for a pastry mat 'cos I don't have the soft old canvas mat that mom had (my sister got most of that stuff).  Improvise, adapt, and move on.  I'll buy a couple of quarter-inch dowels to make it easier to get the dough to the right thickness with the rolling pin, as some were thick, and some a little thin.  That's hard to eyeball between 2 sheets of parchment paper.
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Reply #1812 on: December 11, 2017, 12:14:43 AM
Your cooking makes me smile Rope, because you usually throw everything out the window that I would use, nay, that I would consider essential, and concoct something that comes out pretty tasty. Thumbs up.



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Reply #1813 on: December 11, 2017, 04:42:27 PM
One day late yet ... got my first vibrator! !!!! Took a lot of scrimping and mysterious messages with my best friend but THEY CAME YESTERDAY! Mine is a ghastly neonish blue but I think I have fallen in love. 7.5 inches long and 1.75 round. Trying to come with the perfect name.
Took him for a test drive but that developed into a longer scene.  :D 8)



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Reply #1814 on: December 11, 2017, 06:00:51 PM
One day late yet ... got my first vibrator! !!!! Took a lot of scrimping and mysterious messages with my best friend but THEY CAME YESTERDAY! Mine is a ghastly neonish blue but I think I have fallen in love. 7.5 inches long and 1.75 round. Trying to come with the perfect name.
Took him for a test drive but that developed into a longer scene.  :D 8)

Here’s a thought, you can name it Jed.

Except for the neon blue, it does sound like me.



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Reply #1815 on: December 11, 2017, 07:42:54 PM
One day late yet ... got my first vibrator!   
 Trying to come with the perfect name.

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Reply #1816 on: December 11, 2017, 11:26:50 PM
Haha. Looking for something "handier" Jules.



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Reply #1817 on: December 11, 2017, 11:36:30 PM
One day late yet ... got my first vibrator! !!!! Took a lot of scrimping and mysterious messages with my best friend but THEY CAME YESTERDAY! Mine is a ghastly neonish blue but I think I have fallen in love. 7.5 inches long and 1.75 round. Trying to come with the perfect name.
Took him for a test drive but that developed into a longer scene.  :D 8)
Enjoy!

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Reply #1818 on: December 12, 2017, 06:34:31 AM
Haha. Looking for something "handier" Jules.
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Reply #1819 on: December 12, 2017, 01:41:59 PM
While wife was unattached, she and a girl friend got matching dildo's.  No, they didn't play together!  Damn!  The minds in here. :emot_laughing:

They were fat with a good "buzzer" and had a short extension on the side for the clit.  Wife named hers Gus, for Gusto!

Well trained and been made compliant....by my cat Neville