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Reply #1300 on: February 10, 2017, 10:56:31 PM
Quote from: Elizabeth on February 10, 2017, 10:41:48 PM
LOL.......The Police just came to my door.....!!!!!
They want to fine me for destruction of Police Property.
(WTH is my response).
LOL.....My horse (you read that right), My horse chased down a Police Drone and apparently destroyed it in his field, now they want it back, but my horse won't let them get in his field, so they came and got me off the couch (damn flu) and had me go get it.
So, after I told them to get screwed, I'm not paying anything for your toys.
Then it all came down to "why" was your drone that low in my horses field..??
They wanted my ID......didn't happen.
They wanted my address.....get it off the mail box.
They wanted to arrest me....good luck, didn't happen, not my fault.
They said my horse was a danger.....I said only to idiots.
Finally I got tired of the pure bullshit and just called the State Police to come and straighten it out.
Went back to the couch, after I brought the horse back into the barn (for some reason I had a strong feeling that something bad was going to happen to my  horse).
I actually left the local police and the state police at the end of my driveway / road arguing about what to do about me and my horse.

Love,
Liz



That's crazy. I am not a fan of cops.


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Reply #1301 on: February 10, 2017, 11:00:40 PM
In all honesty I think they were testing it out and didn't know the horse was in the field until he came charging out after it.....which brings up the point.....What kind of an idiot would let a horse get ahold of a Police drone to begin with. I mean really, doesn't the damn thing have an "up" button..??

Love,
Liz


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Reply #1302 on: February 10, 2017, 11:02:27 PM
That's one awesome guarding horse you got there Lizzy. What's his or her name?


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Reply #1303 on: February 10, 2017, 11:09:45 PM
Quote from: KitKat on February 10, 2017, 11:02:27 PM
That's one awesome guarding horse you got there Lizzy. What's his or her name?

His name is "Blue" (Farm Name). He's an 18 year old grouch.
Anything remotely in or near his field is subject to his like or dislike (if it's dislike, expect it to be destroyed). He loves kids and absolutely "hates" motorcycles.

Love,
Liz


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Reply #1304 on: February 10, 2017, 11:13:44 PM
Awe, what a sweety.  ;D


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Reply #1305 on: February 11, 2017, 01:19:13 AM
Quote from: MintJulie on February 10, 2017, 03:26:02 PM
Quote from: Merovingian on February 09, 2017, 08:22:44 PM
Telling Julie a secret that nobody else will hear about.   :emot_kiss:








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ChirpingGirl

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Reply #1306 on: February 11, 2017, 07:44:52 PM
My daughter is a girl scout. And today was cookie selling day. She and her BFF looked sooooooooooooooo adorable in their uniforms.  :D

I got to supervise.  :D

But, I have to say, they obviously chose the prettiest girls to sell those things. My daughter and her friend are gorgeous, and so were the other girls. People practically melted when they said "would you like to buy some girl scout cookies?"  :facepalm:

Guess I can't blame them because they sold them all.  :roll:


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Reply #1307 on: February 12, 2017, 07:53:16 AM
They had a sale on lobsters today at my local grocery store.  $10 apiece.  $10?!? Incredible.  Well the big ones were all gone by the time I got there, but I grabbed two 1.5 pounders.  My love had never had Maine lobster before, and we had a feast.  I made bisque also.  Drawn butter.  Yummy.


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Reply #1308 on: February 12, 2017, 04:05:08 PM
Quote from: Merovingian on February 12, 2017, 07:53:16 AM
They had a sale on lobsters today at my local grocery store.  $10 apiece.  $10?!? Incredible.  Well the big ones were all gone by the time I got there, but I grabbed two 1.5 pounders.  My love had never had Maine lobster before, and we had a feast.  I made bisque also.  Drawn butter.  Yummy.

Any good New England Lobsterman will tell you that any lobster above 2 lbs / 2.5 lbs is going to be / have tough meat after cooking. So you did good with a 1.5 lbs . So my next question is were they alive or frozen when you bought them.??

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Reply #1309 on: February 12, 2017, 04:14:13 PM
Quote from: Elizabeth on February 12, 2017, 04:05:08 PM

So my next question is were they alive or frozen when you bought them.??

Love,
Liz
 

Do I strike you as someone who buys frozen lobsters?  LOL.


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Reply #1310 on: February 12, 2017, 04:55:05 PM
Quote from: Merovingian on February 12, 2017, 04:14:13 PM
Quote from: Elizabeth on February 12, 2017, 04:05:08 PM

So my next question is were they alive or frozen when you bought them.??

Love,
Liz
 

Do I strike you as someone who buys frozen lobsters?  LOL.

LOL.....with todays prices on seafood you never know.
But "NO" you don't, unless it's lobster tails that you bought.

Love,
Liz
 


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Reply #1311 on: February 13, 2017, 04:28:17 PM
Going to a big box retailer and finding the space closest to the door available for parking.


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Reply #1312 on: February 13, 2017, 04:30:17 PM
Quote from: Elizabeth on February 12, 2017, 04:55:05 PM

LOL.....with todays prices on seafood you never know.
But "NO" you don't, unless it's lobster tails that you bought.

Love,
Liz
 

I remember the time I asked a waiter if the flounder was fresh or frozen.  He said it was "freshly frozen."   :facepalm:


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Reply #1313 on: February 14, 2017, 05:12:41 PM
Quote from: Merovingian on February 13, 2017, 04:30:17 PM
Quote from: Elizabeth on February 12, 2017, 04:55:05 PM

LOL.....with todays prices on seafood you never know.
But "NO" you don't, unless it's lobster tails that you bought.

Love,
Liz
 

I remember the time I asked a waiter if the flounder was fresh or frozen.  He said it was "freshly frozen."   :facepalm:

That's what happens with a lot of fish -- drug out of the water and flash frozen right there on the boat.

That is all.

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Reply #1314 on: February 14, 2017, 07:09:52 PM
Flounder is a great eating fish.......
Very difficult to cook as it breaks apart so easily.
But Baked Flounder with some basic lemon and garlic (doesn't have to be breaded) is very good eating.

Love,
Liz



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Reply #1315 on: February 15, 2017, 03:15:41 AM
Well, it's day two for my wife in new job number two in the last two weeks. She resigned from the first job on Friday after 4 days of feeling like her life was in danger during the commute home (30 minutes of freeway driving). When the job is what you want but you fear for your life on the drive, you gotta bite the bullet and go someplace else.

It was on Wednesday of last week that she got a call from a company that she had interviewed with asking if she was still available. It would seem the person they hired wasn't working out. The commute to this second place -- 15 minutes and no freeway driving. It has now been two days of a relaxed wife coming home. So that's what has made my day today.

That is all.

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Reply #1316 on: February 16, 2017, 01:51:20 PM
Triggering a deranged lunatic into a nuclear meltdown with no effort at all.  :emot_laughing:

I totally meant someone on... Twitter by the way.

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« Last Edit: February 16, 2017, 03:01:18 PM by ChirpingGirl »


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Reply #1317 on: February 16, 2017, 02:57:20 PM
Very fancy dinner out for my child's birthday.  Escargot, scallops, baked Alaska, yum.  So good.  Great company.  Just a perfect evening.


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Reply #1318 on: February 17, 2017, 03:02:21 PM
Quote from: ChirpingGirl on February 16, 2017, 01:51:20 PM
Triggering a deranged lunatic into a nuclear meltdown with no effort at all.  :emot_laughing:

I totally meant someone on... Twitter by the way.

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Not really something to be happy or proud of.  You have better ways to spend your time.


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Reply #1319 on: February 17, 2017, 03:24:02 PM
Quote from: Lois on February 17, 2017, 03:02:21 PM
Quote from: ChirpingGirl on February 16, 2017, 01:51:20 PM
Triggering a deranged lunatic into a nuclear meltdown with no effort at all.  :emot_laughing:

I totally meant someone on... Twitter by the way.

 :roll:

Not really something to be happy or proud of.  You have better ways to spend your time.

I know that.

The triggered person has nothing else to do.


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