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ChirpingGirl

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Reply #1200 on: December 12, 2016, 11:00:52 PM
Quote from: JBRG on December 12, 2016, 10:56:37 PM
Wife decided to put up the Christmas tree yesterday. I came home and she was frustrated to no end. The tree is one of those pre-lit ones and about 4 to 6 rows of lights would not light. I took a cursory look at it and basically said we would look at it later.

This afternoon while she was out for a job interview, I decided to take that closer look and found a broken wire. A wire stripper, about an inch of electrical tape and a little bit of know how has resulted in the tree shining the way it is supposed to and very happy wife. 

As much as I dislike Christmas, the damn thing is beautiful in the living room and the kids love it.


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Reply #1201 on: December 13, 2016, 11:26:56 PM
The extra lights solution was plan B. I already had wire strippers and tape so the fix was a zero cost fix. Love it when I can be, in the words of Red Green, handy as well as handome.

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Reply #1202 on: December 14, 2016, 03:42:37 AM
Red Green :emot_weird:!!?? I remember him, he made" Tim the Tool man Taylor " look professional.
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Reply #1203 on: December 14, 2016, 08:52:27 PM
Red Green and Howie Meeker offer the best advice for playing hockey -- keep your stick on the ice.

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Reply #1204 on: December 17, 2016, 06:23:56 PM
Lots of rain last night means that I awoke to fresh new world.


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Reply #1205 on: December 17, 2016, 07:30:06 PM
Y'all did!


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Reply #1206 on: December 18, 2016, 02:51:20 AM
This'll be gross, but I was doing X-mas stuff with the kids today and my 4 year old basically planted herself on my lap. I went through a cup of cocoa, a bottle of water and milk and cookies. Many hours later, I guess the pressure of her sitting on my lap hid it, I had to pee so bad I couldn't walk. I barely made it to a bathroom without exploding.

Holy fuck was it the best pee. I felt soooooooooooo good after.  :D


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Reply #1207 on: December 18, 2016, 04:11:20 AM
Sometimes just knowing that you reached out and touched someone makes the day so much better.

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Reply #1208 on: December 18, 2016, 04:10:59 PM
Quote from: Katiebee on December 18, 2016, 04:11:20 AM
Sometimes just knowing that you reached out and touched someone makes the day so much better.

Gee, all the touching I get from you is a red laser dot on a certain part of my anatomy.  ;D

Seriously though, to make someone laugh or smile makes my day too.

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Reply #1209 on: December 18, 2016, 09:01:45 PM
Paige Van Zant being choked unconscious last night by Michelle Waterson, loved it, Another face of female MMA fighters bites the dust, love it.

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Reply #1210 on: December 19, 2016, 01:27:41 PM

Last week I posted in what ruined my day....
Quote from: MintJulie on December 16, 2016, 10:39:24 PM
Driving to Springfield, Illinois on Sunday to have a quick Christmas celebration with my friends family.   Leaving early, getting home late.     It will be nice, but we had to cancel some other plans, that's what I'm disappointed with.

Well, yesterday I had the best day in a long time.    It was a long drive to and from, but the in between was a spectacular day that I won't soon forget.   Her family is the greatest.   

Growing up it was just my sister and I, along with my parents, just the 4 of us.   We would occasionally get together with aunts or uncles, but not often.   Because of that, we would usually go to Florida for Christmas.     
But Yesterday! It was just her immediate family, along with their spouses and all the nieces and nephews.    20 of them.    It was a really fun day and I wish we could have turned it into a few days.   Her mom and dad love me. :)     They're super sweet.   

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Reply #1211 on: December 20, 2016, 05:18:47 PM
Is not anything earth shattering but.........

Realized this morning that I am in control of one of mans most treasured possessions (no, not my pussy you pervs),  the remote control.  Reckon that's one advantage of being single.  :emot_laughing:


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Reply #1212 on: December 20, 2016, 10:48:45 PM
Quote from: TinyDancer on December 20, 2016, 05:18:47 PM
Is not anything earth shattering but.........

Realized this morning that I am in control of one of mans most treasured possessions (no, not my pussy you pervs),  the remote control.  Reckon that's one advantage of being single.  :emot_laughing:

I try so hard to be an equal opportunity remote owner but my wife actually refuses to take it from me.

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Reply #1213 on: December 21, 2016, 06:55:59 PM
Took a scenic route with the dogs coming home from the dog park today.  We were going down a major parkway with a tree (now bare) lined boulevard.  All of a sudden an adult Bald Eagle swooped down through the trees and was skimming over the snow just a few feet off the ground.  It kept flying in and out of the branches, moving ahead of the car.  Finally the eagle landed in a tree so I parked and got out grabbing my phone.  I moved to where I could get a branch free shot, but that was too close for my feathered friend.  Off it went again into a wooded area.  Eagles making a major come back, but this was in a heavily populated urban area!

Was that you Watcher???? 

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Reply #1214 on: December 21, 2016, 11:03:03 PM
Poor Watcher...he was a bit disorientated so was looking for Liz to ask her the way to her hayloft...

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Reply #1215 on: December 24, 2016, 11:02:12 PM
My love is having a good time, and is happy.

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Reply #1216 on: December 25, 2016, 02:19:15 AM
My sisters wedding.  :D


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Reply #1217 on: December 27, 2016, 02:15:57 AM
I got my twitter account suspended for pointing out, like many other people did, Kwanzaa was created by an insane black supremacist who was convicted of torturing two naked women in 1971. :emot_laughing:

Yet they let people who threaten to murder the new president go on.

Fuck you and your super special snowflakes, twitter.  :D


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Reply #1218 on: December 27, 2016, 03:07:27 AM
Posted in the wrong thread?

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Reply #1219 on: December 27, 2016, 03:10:51 AM
The wife has headed interstate for 10 days - to catch up with her family...house to myself... ;D :roll:

Australian Kissing.....just like the French - but done "Down Under"...

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