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Reply #8440 on: October 12, 2024, 10:04:55 PM
Kids all gone. Dan watching Tigers. Me having free time. Nice sunny day. Sitting on the patio. Leaves are changing colors. Some leaves are falling. I'm surfing my fave porn site. Only thing that could make this day better is Chinese takeout. Oh, and maybe a bourbon.

I just text Dan and he's getting me Chinese after game.  He's swearing right now.  Tigers are losing. 

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Reply #8441 on: October 13, 2024, 01:17:29 AM
I was running errands today. One of my Uber drivers was a well rounded person and we had a nice conversation about music, sports and aviation. So many people are one trick ponies who either know only one thing, or they were too scared to try new things.



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Reply #8442 on: October 13, 2024, 12:19:24 PM
He's swearing right now.  Tigers are losing.

Sorry about your beloved Tigers.  :(

But hey, the Lions are looking pretty good.  ;D




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Reply #8443 on: October 13, 2024, 01:57:53 PM

The Tigers season was good. It was a surprise it all happened in the last month Dan says. They had a Sept hot streak.

The news had a story about how much the roster is for the Tigers. 19 million total. Another team has 7 guys that each make 19 million by themselves all young guys. Scuba is amazing. Cry Young for sure

Dans is okay. He gets less upset after the game. All emotions are expelled during event.

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Reply #8444 on: October 13, 2024, 04:08:24 PM
Kids all gone. Dan watching Tigers. Me having free time. Nice sunny day. Sitting on the patio. Leaves are changing colors. Some leaves are falling. I'm surfing my fave porn site. Only thing that could make this day better is Chinese takeout. Oh, and maybe a bourbon.

I just text Dan and he's getting me Chinese after game.  He's swearing right now.  Tigers are losing.

The mention of bourbon tells me our Sheriff is feeling much better. 😎   Lions vs Cowboys later this afternoon.  Will Dan be swearing then?

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Reply #8445 on: October 13, 2024, 04:34:04 PM
Kids all gone. Dan watching Tigers. Me having free time. Nice sunny day. Sitting on the patio. Leaves are changing colors. Some leaves are falling. I'm surfing my fave porn site. Only thing that could make this day better is Chinese takeout. Oh, and maybe a bourbon.

I just text Dan and he's getting me Chinese after game.  He's swearing right now.  Tigers are losing.

The mention of bourbon tells me our Sheriff is feeling much better. 😎   Lions vs Cowboys later this afternoon.  Will Dan be swearing then?

Only if the cowboys keep playing like they are clowns in a circus.

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Reply #8446 on: October 13, 2024, 07:12:02 PM

Lions vs Cowboys later this afternoon.  Will Dan be swearing then?


If Dan isn’t swearing, it means I will be.  :emot_laughing:

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Reply #8447 on: October 13, 2024, 10:32:39 PM

The Tigers season was good. It was a surprise it all happened in the last month Dan says. They had a Sept hot streak.

The news had a story about how much the roster is for the Tigers. 19 million total. Another team has 7 guys that each make 19 million by themselves all young guys. Scuba is amazing. Cry Young for sure

Dans is okay. He gets less upset after the game. All emotions are expelled during event.

What’s crazy is that the last time they made it this far the teams salary was around $185 million.

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Reply #8448 on: October 15, 2024, 07:27:03 PM
Allan and Inhave been driv8ng all over Wisconsin. Seeing the colors change, and just getting out. He felt bad about not wanting to go with me to see friends, just felt it was more of a time alone with them. I think that was his way of saying, he wants time alone with his friends. I have never been one to want to to along with all the things he does with his buddies, maybe he felt i needed the same space?.?. I don't really know what he was thinking, men are pretty weird at times.

Anyways, we drove A LOT, and even had a spontaneous night at a casino hotel. I suggested we have Rockstar sex, and break furniture, he was content with pulling my hair and doing me doggy on the sofa near the door, made me be so loud anybody walking by would have heard me.

There hasn't been a day since last Thursday he hasn't been inside me!🤤

My dad went on a small trip with his wife as well. They left Friday, and came back Sunday about two hours before the game started. They didn't say where they went, but by the way they were acting, and the pill bottle I saw in the bag he left open on the bathroom sink, I'd have to sat it was a place that charged by the hour. Despite the total awkardness, I am extremely happy for them. I love him with all my heart, and seeing him so happy is beyond words.

This weekend, Shannon and he husband are going to be visiting, so I get me some more time with my bestie. Amanda will just being coming down for one day. But still, we haven't spent so much time together for such a long while. It's not that far, but a three hour drive is still a three hour drive. Guess one of us just needs to get knocked up every so often, and we'll be together all the time🤣

Anyways, sorry I've been gone so often lately. Missed my KB people's.😘



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Reply #8449 on: October 15, 2024, 07:34:12 PM
Allan and Inhave been driv8ng all over Wisconsin. Seeing the colors change, and just getting out. He felt bad about not wanting to go with me to see friends, just felt it was more of a time alone with them. I think that was his way of saying, he wants time alone with his friends. I have never been one to want to to along with all the things he does with his buddies, maybe he felt i needed the same space?.?. I don't really know what he was thinking, men are pretty weird at times.

Anyways, we drove A LOT, and even had a spontaneous night at a casino hotel. I suggested we have Rockstar sex, and break furniture, he was content with pulling my hair and doing me doggy on the sofa near the door, made me be so loud anybody walking by would have heard me.

There hasn't been a day since last Thursday he hasn't been inside me!🤤

My dad went on a small trip with his wife as well. They left Friday, and came back Sunday about two hours before the game started. They didn't say where they went, but by the way they were acting, and the pill bottle I saw in the bag he left open on the bathroom sink, I'd have to sat it was a place that charged by the hour. Despite the total awkardness, I am extremely happy for them. I love him with all my heart, and seeing him so happy is beyond words.

This weekend, Shannon and he husband are going to be visiting, so I get me some more time with my bestie. Amanda will just being coming down for one day. But still, we haven't spent so much time together for such a long while. It's not that far, but a three hour drive is still a three hour drive. Guess one of us just needs to get knocked up every so often, and we'll be together all the time🤣

Anyways, sorry I've been gone so often lately. Missed my KB people's.😘

You are with Allan, having fun and lots of sex. That, to me, is what life is all about.  😎💋

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Reply #8450 on: October 16, 2024, 03:23:37 AM
Get it girl. Love you both.  Yes, men are pretty weird.
I can't wait for the leaves to change hear.  Love love love them. Unfortunately we did not see them at the cottage when we went.  If we go in the coming weeks, it will be a one night stay at the cottage and right back home.  Lucky I have a very canopied area in our sub. 

Yay dad.  By the hour, hahaha.  I love that he's happy. .

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Reply #8451 on: October 17, 2024, 03:09:01 AM
Hired a young couple to come help me get ready for the move. We got so much done today. And they prepared all of my boxes for final packing. Will be getting everything ready tomorrow, and then the movers will be here on Friday. But the best news is all of that furniture I was trying to get rid of? I put it out on the curb, and within 30 minutes, it was gone. Should’ve just done that in the first place.



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Reply #8452 on: October 17, 2024, 03:43:17 AM
I heard of someone that tried that. There were no takers.

A friend told him to put "For Sale" signs on the stuff and by morning it was all gone. :facepalm:

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Reply #8453 on: October 17, 2024, 11:06:51 AM
I heard of someone that tried that. There were no takers.

A friend told him to put "For Sale" signs on the stuff and by morning it was all gone. :facepalm:

Years ago I read of a city that went to great lengths to make its highway medians as attractive as possible, planting flowers and low bushes. Upkeep cost a lot. It cost even more to remove all the bottles, cans, hamburger wrappers, and other junk that drivers tossed out of their windows.

The city council gave up and replaced the flower beds with concrete. Ugly as sin, but it solved the junk problem. For some weird reason drivers were disinclined to dump litter onto bare concrete.



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Reply #8454 on: October 17, 2024, 03:20:00 PM
I heard of someone that tried that. There were no takers.

A friend told him to put "For Sale" signs on the stuff and by morning it was all gone. :facepalm:

Years ago I read of a city that went to great lengths to make its highway medians as attractive as possible, planting flowers and low bushes. Upkeep cost a lot. It cost even more to remove all the bottles, cans, hamburger wrappers, and other junk that drivers tossed out of their windows.

The city council gave up and replaced the flower beds with concrete. Ugly as sin, but it solved the junk problem. For some weird reason drivers were disinclined to dump litter onto bare concrete.

Here we have a stretch of road that for at least three miles was considered "Drug n'  Hooker mart" 4 lanes of traffic that everyone just walked across at all points but the crosswalks, so the city had a brilliant idea to build concrete and rail medians that you cant just cross the street at. Two days later, the rails were cut down and the city was offering rewards for information on who cut and scrapped the rail things. And now that stretch of street sees more accidents than the worst street in town. I laughed. The people who live in that area spoke out against it.

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Reply #8455 on: October 20, 2024, 08:42:54 PM
Best day in a while:

1. Our best friend came in to take us to brunch. Good food and great companionship.

2. Neighbor was over with their two dogs. Gave out doggie treats and got dog spit kisses ;D

Found out neighbor across the street is due to pop a baby in November. It was a little over two years ago we accepted a floral delivery when they weren't home. It was a hot day and delivery guy didn't want to leave it in the.hot.sun. When she came over to collect it she said it was from her family. She'd just got word her embryos had died.  So happy the next attempt was successful.

Only low note...ate too much.  8)

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Reply #8456 on: October 20, 2024, 08:51:34 PM
Best day in a while:

1. Our best friend came in to take us to brunch. Good food and great companionship.

2. Neighbor was over with their two dogs. Gave out doggie treats and got dog spit kisses ;D

Found out neighbor across the street is due to pop a baby in November. It was a little over two years ago we accepted a floral delivery when they weren't home. It was a hot day and delivery guy didn't want to leave it in the.hot.sun. When she came over to collect it she said it was from her family. She'd just got word her embryos had died.  So happy the next attempt was successful.

Only low note...ate too much.  8)

Man, sounds like a perfect Sunday. I am thinking of firing up the inferno grill to do some Asian chicken skewers with some bbq. Dunno, still kind of weary from being used as a fuck toy.

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Reply #8457 on: October 20, 2024, 08:59:03 PM
I slept 12 hours.

The move took a lot out of me.

I’ve moved dozens of times in my life, but as I have aged, the mental and physical strain increases. Waking up in the middle of the night, and going over the list of unfinished tasks is only one example. Then of course, there is the repetitive bending, lifting, stooping.

Anyway.  Back with my pug’s “lickies” and feeling relaxed. I had a long complicated dream about a contested case with multiple lawyers and venues last night. Woke up to the realization that I have no clients, no cases, and it’s Sunday. LOL.

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Reply #8458 on: October 20, 2024, 10:17:03 PM
A Lions win without Hutch and no replacement for him yet. Not pretty but didn’t need to be.
And who’s #1 in the North??? Hell’s yes!!!

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Reply #8459 on: October 20, 2024, 10:19:17 PM
Sucks getting old Toe. I feel your pains.

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