OK, sorry for the unexcused absence. Been quite busy after the site went down. When it got suspended, and just thought, I'll check back in a week, it should be back up. Couple days later my friend Shannon had a couple panic attacks and ended up in the hospital. Worried it may be a result of an underlying issue, but thankfully it isn't anything serious. She's just a worry wort, and the further along she gets in her pregnancy, the more she's starting to freak out. She's doing fine. She just needs focus on keeping herself calm.
While there, my dad calls, and says we need to have a family's meeting. Told him when I was coming home. Got there only to find out, the son of a bitch got married!!! First I gave him the biggest hug I could muster, and then a good solid slap for not letting me be a bridesmaid! Him, and his now wife, decided they were too old, and been through too many weddings to have something big and fancy. They knew if we got involved it would be more than just a quick stop at the courthouse. They both called a close friend to be witnesses, and it was done. We are all very happy for them, except my brother. He's being a bit of a prick about it, and now me and him are not speaking after a few choice words in the driveway when leaving.
Then Allan and I went and did an overnight in door county. We were sitting near the water drinking coffee early, early morning before all the Illinois people woke up and took everything over like locusts (FIBs). I was talking about my dad getting married, and he said something about not mentioning it to his mother.
"She wants us married doesn't she?"
"Since she met you."
"What do you think?"
"I think we talked on this before and agreed it isn't really our thing."
"We could tell them it is."
"Lie? Say we're married?"
"No, just tell them we're engaged or something and just stay that way. Like Pam and Roy in The Office. 6 year engagement. Might get her off you back about it a little"
"I don't think there is a chance in hell it would work, but it may make her a little happier."
"Sooooooo..... we're engaged?"
"Yes, I believe we are."
"My ring better be fucking HUGE"
"Ill get you the biggest chunk of glass they can fit to a ring"
So yeah I am but I'm not engaged. You're the only people I have even mentioned this too. Then we had some phenomenal after breakfast sex, and then some more sex after lunch. I wanted to do him while we had our coffee, but there was at least a dozen people sitting outside the cafe across the street from where we were. If he wasn't so timid about it, we'd have given them a hell of a show.